The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.19.13

February 19th, 2013 // 528 Comments

Kate Middleton‘s baby bump!! EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT!!!1

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which took 3 days to compile thanks to a surprise quasi day off and an unsurprising amount of laziness on my behalf. What usually happens in this situation is I have an overabundance of ridiculous shit to slog through to bring you the randomest of titties and deathbloatedest(?) of faces and this gallery is no exception. So, I’m going to step out of the way and let you enjoy comment-worthy gold like this random woman and Cameron Diaz sharing how A-Rod preferred them to urinate, as well as proof that any man, even Cash Warren, will do anything to land a three-way, ditto goes for Jaime Foxx, and finally, Cirque du Soleil landing its own drag show parody.

Larry King getting “booty-bombed” almost became my new Prince Charles. Almost,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
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    The Crocs are what really ties the outfit together.

  2. Jon Voight Holding Camera Annual ACE Eddie Awards
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    Hey! Any of you guys got any Velcro?

  3. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
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    I know they are habit forming, but she really needs to stay out of the centrifuge.

  4. Joe Pesci Handlebar Moustache Smoking Cigarette
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    Embalming fluid, Stat!

  5. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
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    It takes her ten minutes to remove the necklace. Pull too fast and all the neck folds and loose skin get caught.

  6. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Tight Dress Stoker Premiere
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    Dress that makes me look like a conehead. Check.

  7. Boy George Skinny Weight Loss Yellow Teeth Sailor Hat
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    Yup, still making gay people look bad after all these years.

  8. Jessica Alba Cash Warren Samantha Ronson
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    I’m really hoping that fugly is not contagious. Jessica is really taking a chance here.

  9. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
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    Demi went blonde?

  10. Chris Noth Whoopi Goldberg Rainforest Action Network Benefit
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    And what would you like to ask the wise turtle?

  11. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
    Fingergod
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    Man, that sure is one ugly woman. And the blond lady has seen better days too.

  12. Will.i.am Gold Shoes
    Jentilly
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    Na na na na na na na na naa Blackman! Blackman! Blackman!

  13. Angelyne Posing On Car Hood
    Jentilly
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    I see Courtney Stodden finally got her implants

  14. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Asleep Lakers Game
    Jentilly
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    To be fair it doesn’t look like anyone is enjoying the game

  15. Boy George Skinny Weight Loss Yellow Teeth Sailor Hat
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    dafuqsthatonstage.com

  16. Ramona Rizzo Nipples See Through Dress Ice T Birthday Party
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    That dress looks like Grimace in bondage.

  17. Cameron Diaz
    Jentilly
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    Don’t ya just love peeing outside? I know it’s so naughty!

  18. Suzanne Somers Cleavage
    Jentilly
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    “Come on, knock on my door!”

  19. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
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    Hey David, I bet you wish you had seen Posh’s mum before marrying her, eh?

  20. Sam Worthington Sunburned Face
    oldfool
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    I almost bought a car from his dad Cal.

  21. Jon Voight Holding Camera Annual ACE Eddie Awards
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    Aw, heck. I thought from the thumbnail that it was going to be Christopher Walken, and it’s just John Voight. Sigh.

  22. Javier Bardem Spanish Film Academy Goya Awards
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    I thought it was Scott Baio, post-stroke.

  23. Jeremy London Fat Face 21st Annual Movie Guide Awards
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    “ACTING!!!!”

  24. Tracy DiMarco Cleavaget Ice T Birthday Pary
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    Oh, COME ON!

    Seriously, this is some “Emperor’s New Clothes” bullshit going on here. You and I know she looks ridiculous, and yet she keeps smiling away like the vapid twat she is. YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING JACK-O-LANTERN.

  25. Olivia Munn Cleavage Vanity Fair and Juicy Couture Celebration Of The 2013 Vanities Calendar
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    Has she been seeing Chris Brown? Look at that right eye.

  26. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    So in addition to diving, she’s learned how to lift one buttock to fart and pee at the same time.
    Multitasking. You’re making your parents proud.

  27. Andressa Urach Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    Huh? Where’d it go?

  28. Blake Lively Butt Yoga Pants Grand Canyon Twitter
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    I can already hear the eagle cry as she somersaults into a wagonload of hay

  29. Jon Voight Holding Camera Annual ACE Eddie Awards
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    Joe Pesci as Mel Gibson in the biopic “Sugartits.”

  30. Julie Brown Cleavage Vest
    kaschuh
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    wasn’t she the one in the dressing room scene with Charlize Theron in ‘The Devil’s Advocate’

  31. Joe Pesci Handlebar Moustache Smoking Cigarette
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    Joe Pesci as Mel Gibson in the upcoming biopic “Sugartits.”

  32. Will.i.am Gold Shoes
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    he finally found a jacket with a neck hole big enough to get his ego through

  33. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
    popwilleatitself
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    Yer lookin’ at years of heavy smoking, kids.

  34. Joe Pesci Handlebar Moustache Smoking Cigarette
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    Ian Holm looks pretty good

  35. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Tight Dress Stoker Premiere
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    So she’s started washing her dresses in Botox now too?

  36. Suzanne Somers Cleavage
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    the sad thing is she is more doable than nicole Eggert. well good for her sad for Nicole.

  37. Jeremy London Fat Face 21st Annual Movie Guide Awards
    jr
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    Never go full Brendan Fraser

  38. Jamie Foxx Handing Guy Wad Of Cash ATM
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    Easiest. Holdup. Ever.

  39. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Asleep Lakers Game
    Emma Watson's Vaginia
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    wow Ashton and Milla are still together. just now with tattoos.

  40. Erika Eleniak
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    I’ve had a crush on her since E.T. came out.
    What? We were both 9!

  41. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
    jr
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    The old guy from poltergeist in drag

  42. Julie Brown Cleavage Vest
    jr
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    alien hybrid?

  43. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
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    I’m not buying it. That’s a cardboard cutout of Victoria.
    You can tell because she looks all two-dimensional, and still weighs more than the real one.

  44. Chris Noth Whoopi Goldberg Rainforest Action Network Benefit
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    Penny Marshall looks like shit.

  45. Jeremy London Fat Face 21st Annual Movie Guide Awards
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    “No, that wasn’t me. That was my brother.” (The London Twin defense for the last 20 years.)

  46. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Asleep Lakers Game
    Flea
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    RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS RULE!!!!

  47. Ramona Rizzo Nipples See Through Dress Ice T Birthday Party
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    I love birthday parties that have “bra optional” on the invitations.

  48. Julie Brown Cleavage Vest
    Hammy
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    We’ve all at one point taken the silly putty and put it on the newspaper then stretched it out. I just never thought someone would walk into a plastic surgeon’s office with it.

  49. Kate Middleton Baby Bump
    THE REALIST1
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    Kate Middleton has a “middle one”. ;-)

  50. Will.i.am Gold Shoes
    dhadd
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    What a fucking ass hat

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