The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.19.13

February 19th, 2013 // 528 Comments

Kate Middleton‘s baby bump!! EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT!!!1

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which took 3 days to compile thanks to a surprise quasi day off and an unsurprising amount of laziness on my behalf. What usually happens in this situation is I have an overabundance of ridiculous shit to slog through to bring you the randomest of titties and deathbloatedest(?) of faces and this gallery is no exception. So, I’m going to step out of the way and let you enjoy comment-worthy gold like this random woman and Cameron Diaz sharing how A-Rod preferred them to urinate, as well as proof that any man, even Cash Warren, will do anything to land a three-way, ditto goes for Jaime Foxx, and finally, Cirque du Soleil landing its own drag show parody.

Larry King getting “booty-bombed” almost became my new Prince Charles. Almost,

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Tight Dress Stoker Premiere
    tlmck
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    Blue ice.

  2. Jamie Foxx Handing Guy Wad Of Cash ATM
    Frank The Duck
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    “Ok just take the money but please don’t hurt me…”
    “Why did I leave Brentwood?”

  3. Jessica Alba Cash Warren Samantha Ronson
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    It’s just like Jessica to take in a stray dog.

  4. Erika Eleniak
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    I don’t think the Sharon Osbourne look works for her.

  5. Pitbull Hugging Marc Anthony
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    “I’ve got a J-Lo sandwich here — hold the J-Lo, for a… Casper?”

  6. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Asleep Lakers Game
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    I feel the same way about basketball.

  7. Lena Dunham Cleavage Yellow Teeth Writers Guild East Coast Awards Ceremony
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    She’s a 10 when the bars close at 2 a.m.

  8. Suzanne Somers Cleavage
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    “Oh Mr. Roper!”

  9. Pink Wired Acrobatic Performance
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    Some trannies just need an Ace bandage to keep their junk tucked away. This one needs harnesses and a Chinese wire-fu team.

  10. Victoria Silvstedt Lingerie Twitter
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    Move along folks, there’s no Photoshopping to see here …

  11. Angelyne Posing On Car Hood
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    I see this broad all the time on the 101 in Ventura County. I’m guessing she’s putting lipstick on some old blind guys’ shafts in Camarillo for the gas money.

  12. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    Nicole Eggert at a practice for the reality show ‘Time Is A Cruel Mistress’ in Los Angeles

  13. Pitbull Hugging Marc Anthony
    cc
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    That’s odd, you don’t smell like a corpse!

  14. Jon Voight Holding Camera Annual ACE Eddie Awards
    cc
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    I am going to shoot you WITH A CAMERA you fuckin’ goof!

  15. Julie Brown Cleavage Vest
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    Looks like she saw the videotape from the ring!

  16. Boy George Skinny Weight Loss Yellow Teeth Sailor Hat
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    I still love him. Eccentric and more than a little odd, but that’s quite alright with me.

  17. Lena Dunham Cleavage Yellow Teeth Writers Guild East Coast Awards Ceremony
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    This bitch created a show starring herself so that she could pull herself up from a 3 to a 9. True Story.

  18. Jessica Alba Cash Warren Samantha Ronson
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    Jessica kept wondering why the car behind her kept flashing its headlights but when she realized the truth it was too late.

  19. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
    cc
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    They found the missing 26 minutes of the movie ‘Freaks’?

  20. Angelyne Posing On Car Hood
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    I had to search Google to find out who the fuck she was.

  21. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
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    Totally thought this was Madonna at first.

    Maybe it’s Madonna from another dimension where plastic surgery does not exist .. like the Spooky Fish.

  22. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Tight Pants Burberry Prorsum Fashion Week
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    That has to be the lamest tattoo I have ever seen.

  23. Simon Cowell Kissing Sharon Osbourne
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    They had Twitter in 1995?

  24. Julie Brown Cleavage Vest
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    Um … I like her pants? /something nice

  25. Victoria Silvstedt Lingerie Twitter
    cc
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    I amuse you how?

  26. Elsa Patakay Cleavage Holding Daughter India
    cc
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    Go for it kid, at your age, people think it’s cute.

  27. Boy George Skinny Weight Loss Yellow Teeth Sailor Hat
    cc
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    His fans don’t look eccentric…no, not at all.

  28. Jamie Foxx Handing Guy Wad Of Cash ATM
    cc
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    Meanwhile some cop in a squad car is saying to his partner ‘Are you seeing this?’

  29. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
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    You can change your wig, you can strut your stuff, and you can act the fool, but you’re still First Lady to me. Stay classy Michelle.

  30. Angelyne Posing On Car Hood
    cc
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    As a former own of a TriPower Corvette I say to thee ‘FUCK YOU!’

  31. Jessica Alba Cash Warren Samantha Ronson
    cc
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    Meanwhile inside Cash’s head ‘Don’t make a scene, remember, it’s Jessica you get to fuck later.’

  32. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    I haven’t seen this show but if the formula is women in swimsuits, they might have a hit.

    Kristy McNichol, Farrah Fawcett, Lynda Carter, Brooke Shields showed us what the first generation of single layer spandex one piece suit can show a pre-internet teenage boy.

  33. Erika Eleniak
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    Her ass in ‘Under Siege’. That is all.

  34. Joe Pesci Handlebar Moustache Smoking Cigarette
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    Still deadly with a baseball bat.

  35. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Asleep Lakers Game
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    Quite an eclectic group…Anthony Kiedis. his gf, Psy, and the lady from The Hendersons…all bored shitless.

  36. Jamie Foxx Handing Guy Wad Of Cash ATM
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    Some white folks is gonna be real dead real soon.

  37. Pitbull Hugging Marc Anthony
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    Grandpa ass.

  38. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
    cc
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    Here at our next exhibit, we have a skeleton wrapped artfully in paper mache.

  39. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Tight Pants Burberry Prorsum Fashion Week
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    I don’t know who the fuck is styling her hair or picking her outfits but they really need firing.

  40. Jon Voight Holding Camera Annual ACE Eddie Awards
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    Just like Jon, that camera has seen better days.

  41. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
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    Sarah Jessica Parker at her finest.

  42. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
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    “Get up on it you say?”

  43. Tracy DiMarco Cleavaget Ice T Birthday Pary
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    I thought her name was Katherine Webb.

  44. Jamie Foxx Handing Guy Wad Of Cash ATM
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    you can take the guy outta the ghetto . . .

  45. Kate Middleton Baby Bump
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    I have no use for “the royals” (much less the collection of asshats in Washington) – but she is just lovely. May be a block of wood, maybe she’s brilliant. But she looks so pretty, well-dressed and seems to enjoy people. No snarkiness for her. Christ, I feel like “Randal” all of a sudden – next picture – stat!

  46. Pink Wired Acrobatic Performance
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    Hey – a live action performance of “Dune” with that fat, ugly dude flying around the room! Tickets available where now?

  47. Tracy DiMarco Cleavaget Ice T Birthday Pary
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    I’m pretty sure this is a man but after Lena Dunham she/he is looking pretty hot.

  48. Will.i.am Gold Shoes
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    poop poop

  49. Chris Noth Whoopi Goldberg Rainforest Action Network Benefit
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    Remember when she was funny? Nah, me neither.

  50. Kate Middleton Baby Bump
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    Would do.

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