Kate Middleton‘s baby bump!! EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT!!!1
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which took 3 days to compile thanks to a surprise quasi day off and an unsurprising amount of laziness on my behalf. What usually happens in this situation is I have an overabundance of ridiculous shit to slog through to bring you the randomest of titties and deathbloatedest(?) of faces and this gallery is no exception. So, I’m going to step out of the way and let you enjoy comment-worthy gold like this random woman and Cameron Diaz sharing how A-Rod preferred them to urinate, as well as proof that any man, even Cash Warren, will do anything to land a three-way, ditto goes for Jaime Foxx, and finally, Cirque du Soleil landing its own drag show parody.
Larry King getting “booty-bombed” almost became my new Prince Charles. Almost,
- Photo Boy
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Blue ice.
“Ok just take the money but please don’t hurt me…”
“Why did I leave Brentwood?”
It’s just like Jessica to take in a stray dog.
I don’t think the Sharon Osbourne look works for her.
“I’ve got a J-Lo sandwich here — hold the J-Lo, for a… Casper?”
I feel the same way about basketball.
Like the execs at the Air Canada Centre who leave after the second period.
She’s a 10 when the bars close at 2 a.m.
..and the complimentary paper bags are being handed out.
“Oh Mr. Roper!”
Some trannies just need an Ace bandage to keep their junk tucked away. This one needs harnesses and a Chinese wire-fu team.
Move along folks, there’s no Photoshopping to see here …
I see this broad all the time on the 101 in Ventura County. I’m guessing she’s putting lipstick on some old blind guys’ shafts in Camarillo for the gas money.
Nicole Eggert at a practice for the reality show ‘Time Is A Cruel Mistress’ in Los Angeles
That’s odd, you don’t smell like a corpse!
I am going to shoot you WITH A CAMERA you fuckin’ goof!
Looks like she saw the videotape from the ring!
I still love him. Eccentric and more than a little odd, but that’s quite alright with me.
This bitch created a show starring herself so that she could pull herself up from a 3 to a 9. True Story.
Jessica kept wondering why the car behind her kept flashing its headlights but when she realized the truth it was too late.
They found the missing 26 minutes of the movie ‘Freaks’?
I had to search Google to find out who the fuck she was.
The sad state of our era’s “celebrities”.
Totally thought this was Madonna at first.
Maybe it’s Madonna from another dimension where plastic surgery does not exist .. like the Spooky Fish.
That has to be the lamest tattoo I have ever seen.
They had Twitter in 1995?
Um … I like her pants? /something nice
I amuse you how?
Go for it kid, at your age, people think it’s cute.
His fans don’t look eccentric…no, not at all.
Meanwhile some cop in a squad car is saying to his partner ‘Are you seeing this?’
Yup, but I’m having more fun watching Lohan crash her car.
You can change your wig, you can strut your stuff, and you can act the fool, but you’re still First Lady to me. Stay classy Michelle.
awesome!
As a former own of a TriPower Corvette I say to thee ‘FUCK YOU!’
Meanwhile inside Cash’s head ‘Don’t make a scene, remember, it’s Jessica you get to fuck later.’
I haven’t seen this show but if the formula is women in swimsuits, they might have a hit.
Kristy McNichol, Farrah Fawcett, Lynda Carter, Brooke Shields showed us what the first generation of single layer spandex one piece suit can show a pre-internet teenage boy.
Her ass in ‘Under Siege’. That is all.
seriously? Her tits were amazing in that movie! & I’m a chick!
Still deadly with a baseball bat.
Quite an eclectic group…Anthony Kiedis. his gf, Psy, and the lady from The Hendersons…all bored shitless.
Some white folks is gonna be real dead real soon.
Grandpa ass.
Here at our next exhibit, we have a skeleton wrapped artfully in paper mache.
I don’t know who the fuck is styling her hair or picking her outfits but they really need firing.
Just like Jon, that camera has seen better days.
It got f’d up when he was taking pics of the Hindenburg landing in Lakehurst.
Sarah Jessica Parker at her finest.
“Get up on it you say?”
I thought her name was Katherine Webb.
you can take the guy outta the ghetto . . .
I have no use for “the royals” (much less the collection of asshats in Washington) – but she is just lovely. May be a block of wood, maybe she’s brilliant. But she looks so pretty, well-dressed and seems to enjoy people. No snarkiness for her. Christ, I feel like “Randal” all of a sudden – next picture – stat!
Hey – a live action performance of “Dune” with that fat, ugly dude flying around the room! Tickets available where now?
I’m pretty sure this is a man but after Lena Dunham she/he is looking pretty hot.
poop poop
Remember when she was funny? Nah, me neither.
Would do.