Kate Middleton‘s baby bump!! EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT!!!1
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which took 3 days to compile thanks to a surprise quasi day off and an unsurprising amount of laziness on my behalf. What usually happens in this situation is I have an overabundance of ridiculous shit to slog through to bring you the randomest of titties and deathbloatedest(?) of faces and this gallery is no exception. So, I’m going to step out of the way and let you enjoy comment-worthy gold like this random woman and Cameron Diaz sharing how A-Rod preferred them to urinate, as well as proof that any man, even Cash Warren, will do anything to land a three-way, ditto goes for Jaime Foxx, and finally, Cirque du Soleil landing its own drag show parody.
Larry King getting “booty-bombed” almost became my new Prince Charles. Almost,
- Photo Boy
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
The last thing you want is Eggert on your face.
Thrust, thrust, thrust, Ooooooooh!
Do you have a fan big enough to cover everything else?
“This won’t hurt. It’s just a little prick.”
Speaking of a little prick, I wonder how Donald Trump is…not that I really give a fuck!
Getting multi-million dollar book deals and television shows…and she can’t front the cash to fix her teeth?
She spent it all on that awesome tattoo!
Vanity Fair and Juicy Couture…two words I never thought I’d see in the same sentence.
“If you ask me ‘Are we there yet?’ one more time, no pussy for a month! Understood?”
Wow! She ALMOST smiled!
“Your hair makes me want to go poop.”
“WE LOVE YOU MILEY!”
“Who said that?”
Do you think that her toe nails are naturally that color or do you suppose she’s wearing nail polish?
Oh damn – I hope that’s polish!
WTF?
I’ve never been to Beverly Hills, but it looks like the G-force in that area is murder.
another serial celeb giving random handjobs to stuffed animals.
Come on! Street hookers, now? Don’t we deserve better?
“ok i know you all want to photograph me for my hot body. it’s annoying! let’s see how you like it assholes!”
I was going to say something really snide, but seeing how beautiful she looks in this photo sort of drained the snark right out of me.
“Psssst…where exactly is her “booty” located again…???”
Do yourself, and viewers alike a favor – whiten those teeth(and stop showing you 6th grade boobs). Then maybe, we can stand to look at you. Nasty.
wow . a new first when zombies attack other zombies.
So that movie, “Ted” was actually a documentary…???
“This is the last time, Katt Williams. You fuck up again, and you’re on your own.”
“Insult my ability to sing, you magnificent bastard!”
Seal said I could borrow this.
Photo taken by a very jealous Sock Monkey.
now why couldn’t they take pee pics of her when she was hot.
This woman was hot?!
yep she was hot about 10-15 years ago. she was one of the Baywatch girls with Pamela Anderson.
Wearable Photoshop. Who knew?
When zombies attack zombies!!!!
Sweaty bellybutton enrobed in purple satin = CLASS
Mafia trim = no class
So this show is about beached whales?
This is his “I just sharted a lil’ ” face
VISIT DOLLYWOOD
I’ll bet she gets no respect. No respect at all.
You have to give Sting props for always recreating himself.
The wigs just keep getting bigger.
Looks like Popeye found a new use for spinach.
IMO just having a nice new pair of blue shoes isn’t enough justification to see this one again.
Are you kidding me? You’re on tv and a great actress. You’ll find a man soon, you don’t need to carry around 3 wedding rings in your purse
This girl and Coco standing side by side could have blocked that Russian meteor.
Uh, oh, Larry! You’d better stay away from Chris Brown’s girl or he’ll bitch slap you!
Uh, oh, Larry! You’d better keep away from Chris Brown’s girl, or he’ll bitch slap you!
There’s a rough and crusty spot scratching my thigh. Wait – this is Katherine’s robe from yesterday.
True fact, that Teddy Bear was free in a box of Lucky Charms.
Letter from Bear earier that day: “Dear Mom, I should be able to send you more money soon, as my girlfriend promised me a hand job.”
Looks like Mr. Bear found his ‘special purpose’!
JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
FashionGenius.You.Ain’t
Are we sure the show is not titled “Tsunami” ? Splash has to be a working title….
She should start carrying around a box fan to cover her!
They meant ‘Screamy Awards’, right?
You sure this isn’t David Hasselhoff and Paul Shaffer?