The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.19.13

February 19th, 2013 // 528 Comments

Kate Middleton‘s baby bump!! EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT!!!1

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which took 3 days to compile thanks to a surprise quasi day off and an unsurprising amount of laziness on my behalf. What usually happens in this situation is I have an overabundance of ridiculous shit to slog through to bring you the randomest of titties and deathbloatedest(?) of faces and this gallery is no exception. So, I’m going to step out of the way and let you enjoy comment-worthy gold like this random woman and Cameron Diaz sharing how A-Rod preferred them to urinate, as well as proof that any man, even Cash Warren, will do anything to land a three-way, ditto goes for Jaime Foxx, and finally, Cirque du Soleil landing its own drag show parody.

Larry King getting “booty-bombed” almost became my new Prince Charles. Almost,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
    ThisWillHurt
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    The last thing you want is Eggert on your face.

  2. Hayden Panettiere Lingerie Sleeping With Teddy Bear Twitter
    Little Tongue
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    Thrust, thrust, thrust, Ooooooooh!

  3. Angelyne Posing On Car Hood
    ThisWIllHurt
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    Do you have a fan big enough to cover everything else?

  4. Pitbull Hugging Marc Anthony
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    “This won’t hurt. It’s just a little prick.”

  5. Lena Dunham Cleavage Yellow Teeth Writers Guild East Coast Awards Ceremony
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    Getting multi-million dollar book deals and television shows…and she can’t front the cash to fix her teeth?

  6. Olivia Munn Cleavage Vanity Fair and Juicy Couture Celebration Of The 2013 Vanities Calendar
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    Vanity Fair and Juicy Couture…two words I never thought I’d see in the same sentence.

  7. Jessica Alba Cash Warren Samantha Ronson
    ThisWIllHurt
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    “If you ask me ‘Are we there yet?’ one more time, no pussy for a month! Understood?”

  8. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
    Little Tongue
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    Wow! She ALMOST smiled!

  9. Chris Noth Whoopi Goldberg Rainforest Action Network Benefit
    ThisWIllHurt
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    “Your hair makes me want to go poop.”

  10. Pink Wired Acrobatic Performance
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    “WE LOVE YOU MILEY!”
    “Who said that?”

  11. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
    donkeylicks
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    Do you think that her toe nails are naturally that color or do you suppose she’s wearing nail polish?

  12. Andressa Urach Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Little Tongue
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    WTF?

  13. Julie Brown Cleavage Vest
    ThisWIllHurt
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    I’ve never been to Beverly Hills, but it looks like the G-force in that area is murder.

  14. Hayden Panettiere Lingerie Sleeping With Teddy Bear Twitter
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    another serial celeb giving random handjobs to stuffed animals.

  15. Andressa Urach Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Little Tongue
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    Come on! Street hookers, now? Don’t we deserve better?

  16. Jon Voight Holding Camera Annual ACE Eddie Awards
    emma watson's vagina
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    “ok i know you all want to photograph me for my hot body. it’s annoying! let’s see how you like it assholes!”

  17. Kate Middleton Baby Bump
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    I was going to say something really snide, but seeing how beautiful she looks in this photo sort of drained the snark right out of me.

  18. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
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    “Psssst…where exactly is her “booty” located again…???”

  19. Lena Dunham Cleavage Yellow Teeth Writers Guild East Coast Awards Ceremony
    Jen
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    Do yourself, and viewers alike a favor – whiten those teeth(and stop showing you 6th grade boobs). Then maybe, we can stand to look at you. Nasty.

  20. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
    emma watson's vagina
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    wow . a new first when zombies attack other zombies.

  21. Hayden Panettiere Lingerie Sleeping With Teddy Bear Twitter
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    So that movie, “Ted” was actually a documentary…???

  22. Jamie Foxx Handing Guy Wad Of Cash ATM
    ThisWIllHurt
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    “This is the last time, Katt Williams. You fuck up again, and you’re on your own.”

  23. Simon Cowell Kissing Sharon Osbourne
    ThisWIllHurt
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    “Insult my ability to sing, you magnificent bastard!”

  24. Jon Voight Holding Camera Annual ACE Eddie Awards
    DeucePickle
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    Seal said I could borrow this.

  25. Hayden Panettiere Lingerie Sleeping With Teddy Bear Twitter
    ThisWIllHurt
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    Photo taken by a very jealous Sock Monkey.

  26. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    now why couldn’t they take pee pics of her when she was hot.

  27. Tracy DiMarco Cleavaget Ice T Birthday Pary
    Senor Trout
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    Wearable Photoshop. Who knew?

  28. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    When zombies attack zombies!!!!

  29. Ramona Rizzo Nipples See Through Dress Ice T Birthday Party
    Cock Dr
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    Sweaty bellybutton enrobed in purple satin = CLASS

  30. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
    tlmck
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    So this show is about beached whales?

  31. Javier Bardem Spanish Film Academy Goya Awards
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    This is his “I just sharted a lil’ ” face

  32. Angelyne Posing On Car Hood
    DeucePickle
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    VISIT DOLLYWOOD

  33. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
    tlmck
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    I’ll bet she gets no respect. No respect at all.

  34. Pink Wired Acrobatic Performance
    Deacon Jones
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    You have to give Sting props for always recreating himself.

  35. Tracy DiMarco Cleavaget Ice T Birthday Pary
    Cock Dr
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    The wigs just keep getting bigger.

  36. Joe Pesci Handlebar Moustache Smoking Cigarette
    tlmck
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    Looks like Popeye found a new use for spinach.

  37. Andressa Urach Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    IMO just having a nice new pair of blue shoes isn’t enough justification to see this one again.

  38. Cameron Diaz
    DeucePickle
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    Are you kidding me? You’re on tv and a great actress. You’ll find a man soon, you don’t need to carry around 3 wedding rings in your purse

  39. Andressa Urach Huge Butt Tight Dress
    tlmck
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    This girl and Coco standing side by side could have blocked that Russian meteor.

  40. Hayden Panettiere Lingerie Sleeping With Teddy Bear Twitter
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    Uh, oh, Larry! You’d better stay away from Chris Brown’s girl or he’ll bitch slap you!

  41. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
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    Uh, oh, Larry! You’d better keep away from Chris Brown’s girl, or he’ll bitch slap you!

  42. Kendra Wilkinson Swimsuit Splash Practice
    Walkaway_Joe
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    There’s a rough and crusty spot scratching my thigh. Wait – this is Katherine’s robe from yesterday.

  43. Hayden Panettiere Lingerie Sleeping With Teddy Bear Twitter
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    True fact, that Teddy Bear was free in a box of Lucky Charms.

  44. Hayden Panettiere Lingerie Sleeping With Teddy Bear Twitter
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    Letter from Bear earier that day: “Dear Mom, I should be able to send you more money soon, as my girlfriend promised me a hand job.”

  45. Blake Lively Butt Yoga Pants Grand Canyon Twitter
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    JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

  46. Will.i.am Gold Shoes
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    FashionGenius.You.Ain’t

  47. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
    Frank The Duck
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    Are we sure the show is not titled “Tsunami” ? Splash has to be a working title….

  48. Angelyne Posing On Car Hood
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    She should start carrying around a box fan to cover her!

  49. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
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    They meant ‘Screamy Awards’, right?

  50. Pitbull Hugging Marc Anthony
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    You sure this isn’t David Hasselhoff and Paul Shaffer?

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