The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.19.13

February 19th, 2013 // 528 Comments

Kate Middleton‘s baby bump!! EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT!!!1

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which took 3 days to compile thanks to a surprise quasi day off and an unsurprising amount of laziness on my behalf. What usually happens in this situation is I have an overabundance of ridiculous shit to slog through to bring you the randomest of titties and deathbloatedest(?) of faces and this gallery is no exception. So, I’m going to step out of the way and let you enjoy comment-worthy gold like this random woman and Cameron Diaz sharing how A-Rod preferred them to urinate, as well as proof that any man, even Cash Warren, will do anything to land a three-way, ditto goes for Jaime Foxx, and finally, Cirque du Soleil landing its own drag show parody.

Larry King getting “booty-bombed” almost became my new Prince Charles. Almost,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jeremy London Fat Face 21st Annual Movie Guide Awards
    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    “If anybody with meth or bath salts would like to kidnap and drive me around after the awards show, I’ll be just down the block chugging a bottle of vodka.”

  2. Kendra Wilkinson Swimsuit Splash Practice
    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    “Whoo! All this working while standing up is just exhausting.”

  3. Angelyne Posing On Car Hood
    Commented on this photo:

    “In her honor”?!?!? What the fuck? SHE RENTED A BILLBOARD IN L.A.!!! THAT’S ALL SHE’S FAMOUS FOR!!

  4. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
    Commented on this photo:

    cardiac arrest- HELLO!

  5. Javier Bardem Spanish Film Academy Goya Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Stuggling for work since Who’s the Boss.

  6. Olivia Munn Cleavage Vanity Fair and Juicy Couture Celebration Of The 2013 Vanities Calendar
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s wearing her easy access dress. Never know when a good movie role might need negotiating.

  7. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this the Overeaters Anonymous meeting?

  8. Julie Brown Cleavage Vest
    Commented on this photo:

    Are black women morphing into Asian women? I was not told about this.

  9. Jon Voight Holding Camera Annual ACE Eddie Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    “What am I doing?…I’m here to get pictures of Spider-man.”

  10. Victoria Silvstedt Lingerie Twitter
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Needs more Vaseline on the lens.

  11. Andressa Urach Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Urach?!? Oh, I wish I did…

  12. Joe Pesci Handlebar Moustache Smoking Cigarette
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Diabetis

  13. Erika Eleniak
    Jagger
    Commented on this photo:

    I remember sitting through that steaming pile “Chasers” just to watch her. Where the hell has she been since then?

  14. Jamie Foxx Handing Guy Wad Of Cash ATM
    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    Django Unpaid

  15. Blake Lively Butt Yoga Pants Grand Canyon Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought we outlawed the Ghost Dance. Better call the cavalry.

  16. Jessica Alba Cash Warren Samantha Ronson
    sc4play
    Commented on this photo:

    The eyes are saying, ‘This will not end well.’

  17. Sam Worthington Sunburned Face
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    looks like hes been hangin with nic nolte.

  18. Olivia Munn Cleavage Vanity Fair and Juicy Couture Celebration Of The 2013 Vanities Calendar
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s getting hotter. I totally would.

  19. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
    adamcagey
    Commented on this photo:

    “And now to kill Madonna and steal her cache of souls!”

  20. Andressa Urach Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. She looks pretty damn good here. I like her wide hips. Classic hourglass figure.

  21. Blake Lively Butt Yoga Pants Grand Canyon Twitter
    cutthecrap
    Commented on this photo:

    Here’s hoping for a strong wind

  22. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
    sc4play
    Commented on this photo:

    Couldn’t you just leave it alone, Photo Boy???

  23. Blake Lively Butt Yoga Pants Grand Canyon Twitter
    sc4play
    Commented on this photo:

    Hooray Yoga Pants!!!

  24. Pink Wired Acrobatic Performance
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s about time we solved the North Korea problem by using our angry lesbian catapult.

  25. Kendra Wilkinson Swimsuit Splash Practice
    Commented on this photo:

    Not bad for crotch launching eight kids into the world.

  26. Will.i.am Gold Shoes
    sc4play
    Commented on this photo:

    Scuze me, I has to makes an adjust-ment!

  27. Elsa Patakay Cleavage Holding Daughter India
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like India wont be staving any time soon.

  28. Boy George Skinny Weight Loss Yellow Teeth Sailor Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    I always walk around with a delfated blow-up doll on my head.

  29. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
    Commented on this photo:

    I need an adult!

  30. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Tight Dress Stoker Premiere
    sc4play
    Commented on this photo:

    Sure it’s not the premiere of “Joker?’

  31. Boy George Skinny Weight Loss Yellow Teeth Sailor Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    “Please follow me to your seat Mr. LaBeouf .”
    “Uh…okay…”

  32. Jon Voight Holding Camera Annual ACE Eddie Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    James, Angie, look over here when you kiss.

  33. Joe Pesci Handlebar Moustache Smoking Cigarette
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Leo Getz got fucked at the drive-thru.

  34. Jessica Alba Cash Warren Samantha Ronson
    Commented on this photo:

    So a lesbian, a hottie, and a has-been all get in a car.

    I forget the punchline, but Lohan’s a whore.

  35. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Tight Dress Stoker Premiere
    amir
    Commented on this photo:

    You know how bony women start to stoop at odd angles as they age?…

  36. Jamie Foxx Handing Guy Wad Of Cash ATM
    amir
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn Jamie, how old are you? Pull up your PANTS!

  37. Andressa Urach Huge Butt Tight Dress
    shonzie
    Commented on this photo:

    sorry, the Arnold-like quads, that could pop my head like a zit, kinda unsells her.

  38. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
    meeps!
    Commented on this photo:

    Anton Chigurh looks like hell…

  39. How does Kim K have a bigger bump but has been pregnant for less time than Kate? Oh thats right, Kim is a cow.

    MOOOOOOOOOOO.

  40. Jessica Alba Cash Warren Samantha Ronson
    Commented on this photo:

    “We’re getting Take out. Do you want anything?”
    “Bearded clam.”
    “I don’t think Long John Silvers has that on the menu.”

  41. Boy George Skinny Weight Loss Yellow Teeth Sailor Hat
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Sometimes just staying alive is winning.

  42. Pitbull Hugging Marc Anthony
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “I know it was you, Pedro. You broke my heart, Papi.”

  43. Javier Bardem Spanish Film Academy Goya Awards
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “AY DIOTHH MIIIOOOO!”

  44. Cameron Diaz
    Commented on this photo:

    Why are you speaking to me, peasant?

  45. Julie Brown Cleavage Vest
    amir
    Commented on this photo:

    Black women, stop it!… Botox wasn’t made for you!

  46. Suzanne Somers Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Wanna come over and master my thighs?

  47. Boy George Skinny Weight Loss Yellow Teeth Sailor Hat
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe it’s Maybelline.

  48. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
    karlito
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s looking into the future when all her plastic surgery expires.

  49. Hayden Panettiere Lingerie Sleeping With Teddy Bear Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Right in love with herself.

  50. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???

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