Kate Middleton‘s baby bump!! EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT!!!1
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which took 3 days to compile thanks to a surprise quasi day off and an unsurprising amount of laziness on my behalf. What usually happens in this situation is I have an overabundance of ridiculous shit to slog through to bring you the randomest of titties and deathbloatedest(?) of faces and this gallery is no exception. So, I’m going to step out of the way and let you enjoy comment-worthy gold like this random woman and Cameron Diaz sharing how A-Rod preferred them to urinate, as well as proof that any man, even Cash Warren, will do anything to land a three-way, ditto goes for Jaime Foxx, and finally, Cirque du Soleil landing its own drag show parody.
Larry King getting “booty-bombed” almost became my new Prince Charles. Almost,
- Photo Boy
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“If anybody with meth or bath salts would like to kidnap and drive me around after the awards show, I’ll be just down the block chugging a bottle of vodka.”
“Whoo! All this working while standing up is just exhausting.”
“In her honor”?!?!? What the fuck? SHE RENTED A BILLBOARD IN L.A.!!! THAT’S ALL SHE’S FAMOUS FOR!!
cardiac arrest- HELLO!
Stuggling for work since Who’s the Boss.
She’s wearing her easy access dress. Never know when a good movie role might need negotiating.
Is this the Overeaters Anonymous meeting?
Are black women morphing into Asian women? I was not told about this.
“What am I doing?…I’m here to get pictures of Spider-man.”
Needs more Vaseline on the lens.
Urach?!? Oh, I wish I did…
Diabetis
I remember sitting through that steaming pile “Chasers” just to watch her. Where the hell has she been since then?
Django Unpaid
I thought we outlawed the Ghost Dance. Better call the cavalry.
The eyes are saying, ‘This will not end well.’
looks like hes been hangin with nic nolte.
She’s getting hotter. I totally would.
“And now to kill Madonna and steal her cache of souls!”
Wow. She looks pretty damn good here. I like her wide hips. Classic hourglass figure.
Here’s hoping for a strong wind
Couldn’t you just leave it alone, Photo Boy???
Hooray Yoga Pants!!!
It’s about time we solved the North Korea problem by using our angry lesbian catapult.
Not bad for crotch launching eight kids into the world.
Scuze me, I has to makes an adjust-ment!
Looks like India wont be staving any time soon.
I always walk around with a delfated blow-up doll on my head.
I need an adult!
Sure it’s not the premiere of “Joker?’
“Please follow me to your seat Mr. LaBeouf .”
“Uh…okay…”
James, Angie, look over here when you kiss.
Looks like Leo Getz got fucked at the drive-thru.
So a lesbian, a hottie, and a has-been all get in a car.
I forget the punchline, but Lohan’s a whore.
You know how bony women start to stoop at odd angles as they age?…
Damn Jamie, how old are you? Pull up your PANTS!
sorry, the Arnold-like quads, that could pop my head like a zit, kinda unsells her.
Anton Chigurh looks like hell…
How does Kim K have a bigger bump but has been pregnant for less time than Kate? Oh thats right, Kim is a cow.
MOOOOOOOOOOO.
“We’re getting Take out. Do you want anything?”
“Bearded clam.”
“I don’t think Long John Silvers has that on the menu.”
“I know it was you, Pedro. You broke my heart, Papi.”
Sometimes just staying alive is winning.
“AY DIOTHH MIIIOOOO!”
Why are you speaking to me, peasant?
Black women, stop it!… Botox wasn’t made for you!
Wanna come over and master my thighs?
Maybe it’s Maybelline.
she’s looking into the future when all her plastic surgery expires.
Right in love with herself.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???