The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.19.13

February 19th, 2013 // 528 Comments

Kate Middleton‘s baby bump!! EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT!!!1

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which took 3 days to compile thanks to a surprise quasi day off and an unsurprising amount of laziness on my behalf. What usually happens in this situation is I have an overabundance of ridiculous shit to slog through to bring you the randomest of titties and deathbloatedest(?) of faces and this gallery is no exception. So, I’m going to step out of the way and let you enjoy comment-worthy gold like this random woman and Cameron Diaz sharing how A-Rod preferred them to urinate, as well as proof that any man, even Cash Warren, will do anything to land a three-way, ditto goes for Jaime Foxx, and finally, Cirque du Soleil landing its own drag show parody.

Larry King getting “booty-bombed” almost became my new Prince Charles. Almost,

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  1. Ramona Rizzo Nipples See Through Dress Ice T Birthday Party
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    Is it just me, or does Ice T seem to prefer a “type”?

  2. Boy George Skinny Weight Loss Yellow Teeth Sailor Hat
    Inner Retard
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    Sinead O’Connor’s long lost brother.

  3. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Asleep Lakers Game
    Swearin
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    She must’ve just been listening to the last Red Hot Chili Peppers album

  4. Kate Middleton Baby Bump
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    I look at this beautiful girl and think that there’s absolutely no excuse to look like Kim K. or Jessica Simpson while pregnant!

  5. Angelyne Posing On Car Hood
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    Haha! One of my favorite Jaime Foxx characters ever! Oh, shit, my bad…

  6. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Tight Dress Stoker Premiere
    B&WMinstrel
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    Beautiful. Just hold it like that.

  7. Javier Bardem Spanish Film Academy Goya Awards
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    The best James Bond villain in a very long time.

  8. Kate Middleton Baby Bump
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    Her royal placenta will have more class than the Kardashians.

  9. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
    Swearin
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    “And now, to give the keynote address at the succubi convention…”

  10. Will.i.am Gold Shoes
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    I love the Black-Eyed Peas, but Will.i.am by himself just screams “DOUCHE”.

  11. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
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    “Stop right there Arnold Schwarzenegger. You can’t pass security with that exploding head. We’ve all seen Total Recall.”

  12. Chris Noth Whoopi Goldberg Rainforest Action Network Benefit
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    Sho…. Danshon saysh your are a WILDCAT.

  13. Blake Lively Butt Yoga Pants Grand Canyon Twitter
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    Blake seen here demonstrating how big she thinks Leighton Meester’s ass is.

  14. Chris Noth Whoopi Goldberg Rainforest Action Network Benefit
    Swearin
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    “You know, there’s a reason they called my character Mr. Big”

  15. Angelyne Posing On Car Hood
    Inner Retard
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    That Corvette is only seconds from committing suicide.

  16. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
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    The name “Mortica” is so very apropos these days.

  17. Victoria Silvstedt Lingerie Twitter
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    How much per hour?

  18. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Asleep Lakers Game
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    She looks like she’s really into the game.

  19. Joe Pesci Handlebar Moustache Smoking Cigarette
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    Easy Money part 2. You think Joe looks bad? You should see Rodney.

  20. Will.i.am Gold Shoes
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    He looks like a gay version of The Count from Sesame Street.

  21. Will.i.am Gold Shoes
    B&WMinstrel
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    Sold: baby shoes, never worn.

  22. Kendra Wilkinson Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    It hurts my stomache, just to watch her suck in in. She’s like a female Hasselhoff.

  23. Pink Wired Acrobatic Performance
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    I like it when chicks have their own sex hammocks. Let’s you know they mean business.

  24. Olivia Munn Cleavage Vanity Fair and Juicy Couture Celebration Of The 2013 Vanities Calendar
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    She has pretty features, but she always makes herself look like the walking dead.

  25. Victoria Silvstedt Lingerie Twitter
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    Is she searching for a new sugar daddy?

  26. Kendra Wilkinson Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    What’s she doing there? She’s not fat and out of shape like the rest of them.

  27. Pink Wired Acrobatic Performance
    Frank Burns
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    After his defeat by Rocky Balboa, a shamed Drago joined the cabaret circuit, winning lukewarm acclaim for his “I must break dance you” musical routine.

  28. Elsa Patakay Cleavage Holding Daughter India
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    That child does look well fed.

  29. Hayden Panettiere Lingerie Sleeping With Teddy Bear Twitter
    anonym
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    She has her hand on pedobear’s dick.
    She’s horny alright.

  30. Boy George Skinny Weight Loss Yellow Teeth Sailor Hat
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    Yes. I really want to hurt you.

  31. Jessica Alba Cash Warren Samantha Ronson
    Inner Retard
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    Warren’s expression is well known to any husband who’s wife ever started a discussion with: Honey, she seems so down. We should help. What do you think?

  32. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Asleep Lakers Game
    Juch
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    Fucking celebrities! Hogging court-side seats and they can’t even stay awake! Stay the fuck home and give your seats to someone who loves the game.

    • This is what happens when guys drag their gfs to see shit they hate … and vice versa.

      Though to be fair, everyone else in the photo looks bored to shit as well.

  33. Ramona Rizzo Nipples See Through Dress Ice T Birthday Party
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    You can drive a semi between to tits.

  34. Pink Wired Acrobatic Performance
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    “Oh oh ohohoh …The Right Stuff!”

  35. Jessica Alba Cash Warren Samantha Ronson
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    Samantha’s upset because a unicorn took a dump on her head.

  36. Jeremy London Fat Face 21st Annual Movie Guide Awards
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    Brandon Davis at 24.

  37. Olivia Munn Cleavage Vanity Fair and Juicy Couture Celebration Of The 2013 Vanities Calendar
    Juch
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    They are having a ‘celebration’ about releasing a calendar? Of all the stupid . . . though I guess it suits Munn, because her career time is running out.

  38. Erika Eleniak
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    WOW! She’s still as fuckable as ever. The only thing that would stop me is the fact that she’s gone all Jesus freak.

  39. Julie Brown Cleavage Vest
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    If you get Botox in the cheeks and Forehead, the whole upper part of the face shifts up in a single piece when you smile.

  40. Kate Middleton Baby Bump
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    Princess Kate’s baby bump = Pippa’s ass

  41. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
    Johnny P!
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    Mangelica.

  42. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
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    Check out that zombie…and that weird black chick.

  43. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
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    “I’ll take two…Hold the ugly.”

  44. Jessica Alba Cash Warren Samantha Ronson
    Juch
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    “Hey, Parrot Head, go sleep in the back of someone else’s parked car, or I’ll call Lindsay and tell her you are sleeping naked and horny on top of a pile of cocaine and jewelry.”

  45. Hayden Panettiere Lingerie Sleeping With Teddy Bear Twitter
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    Show me on the bear where Klitschko touched you.

  46. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
    Inner Retard
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    The Resistance kept sending back Victoria’s future self to save her from plastic surgeons. They had a message for her: No fake but what you make.

  47. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Asleep Lakers Game
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    That’s excellent use of a court-side seat, lady.

  48. Jeremy London Fat Face 21st Annual Movie Guide Awards
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    Chaz Bono cleans up nicely.

  49. Suzanne Somers Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
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    “Oh yeah, that’s right sweetie…..I got a whole BOTTLE of organic multi vitamins in my pocket…how bout we sneak away from here and take them all at once!”

    (Somers begins to run hand down chest towards crotch)

  50. Pitbull Hugging Marc Anthony
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    Does Kim K know he stole her mic?

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