Kate Middleton‘s baby bump!! EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT!!!1
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which took 3 days to compile thanks to a surprise quasi day off and an unsurprising amount of laziness on my behalf. What usually happens in this situation is I have an overabundance of ridiculous shit to slog through to bring you the randomest of titties and deathbloatedest(?) of faces and this gallery is no exception. So, I’m going to step out of the way and let you enjoy comment-worthy gold like this random woman and Cameron Diaz sharing how A-Rod preferred them to urinate, as well as proof that any man, even Cash Warren, will do anything to land a three-way, ditto goes for Jaime Foxx, and finally, Cirque du Soleil landing its own drag show parody.
Larry King getting “booty-bombed” almost became my new Prince Charles. Almost,
- Photo Boy
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Is it just me, or does Ice T seem to prefer a “type”?
Sinead O’Connor’s long lost brother.
She must’ve just been listening to the last Red Hot Chili Peppers album
I look at this beautiful girl and think that there’s absolutely no excuse to look like Kim K. or Jessica Simpson while pregnant!
They have completely different body types. You can’t compare.
Haha! One of my favorite Jaime Foxx characters ever! Oh, shit, my bad…
Beautiful. Just hold it like that.
The best James Bond villain in a very long time.
Her royal placenta will have more class than the Kardashians.
“And now, to give the keynote address at the succubi convention…”
I love the Black-Eyed Peas, but Will.i.am by himself just screams “DOUCHE”.
“Stop right there Arnold Schwarzenegger. You can’t pass security with that exploding head. We’ve all seen Total Recall.”
Sho…. Danshon saysh your are a WILDCAT.
Blake seen here demonstrating how big she thinks Leighton Meester’s ass is.
“You know, there’s a reason they called my character Mr. Big”
That Corvette is only seconds from committing suicide.
The name “Mortica” is so very apropos these days.
How much per hour?
not as much as you might think….
But still not value for money.
She looks like she’s really into the game.
Well, it is a school night.
Easy Money part 2. You think Joe looks bad? You should see Rodney.
He looks like a gay version of The Count from Sesame Street.
Sold: baby shoes, never worn.
Hemingway just barrel-rolled in his grave.
It hurts my stomache, just to watch her suck in in. She’s like a female Hasselhoff.
I like it when chicks have their own sex hammocks. Let’s you know they mean business.
She has pretty features, but she always makes herself look like the walking dead.
Is she searching for a new sugar daddy?
What’s she doing there? She’s not fat and out of shape like the rest of them.
After his defeat by Rocky Balboa, a shamed Drago joined the cabaret circuit, winning lukewarm acclaim for his “I must break dance you” musical routine.
If Ivan Drago can perfect the crane move he saw in ‘the karate kid’ he’ll kick Rocky’s ass in the rematch!
That child does look well fed.
She has her hand on pedobear’s dick.
She’s horny alright.
Yes. I really want to hurt you.
Warren’s expression is well known to any husband who’s wife ever started a discussion with: Honey, she seems so down. We should help. What do you think?
Fucking celebrities! Hogging court-side seats and they can’t even stay awake! Stay the fuck home and give your seats to someone who loves the game.
This is what happens when guys drag their gfs to see shit they hate … and vice versa.
Though to be fair, everyone else in the photo looks bored to shit as well.
You can drive a semi between to tits.
“Oh oh ohohoh …The Right Stuff!”
Samantha’s upset because a unicorn took a dump on her head.
Brandon Davis at 24.
They are having a ‘celebration’ about releasing a calendar? Of all the stupid . . . though I guess it suits Munn, because her career time is running out.
even better, it’s almost March, so the f’ing things are piled high in clearance bins by now.
WOW! She’s still as fuckable as ever. The only thing that would stop me is the fact that she’s gone all Jesus freak.
Just tell her you’re fuckin’ in the name of the Lord!
Jesus freak or not, anyone flaunting a rack like that still enjoys the attention.
If you get Botox in the cheeks and Forehead, the whole upper part of the face shifts up in a single piece when you smile.
Princess Kate’s baby bump = Pippa’s ass
Mangelica.
Check out that zombie…and that weird black chick.
“I’ll take two…Hold the ugly.”
“Hey, Parrot Head, go sleep in the back of someone else’s parked car, or I’ll call Lindsay and tell her you are sleeping naked and horny on top of a pile of cocaine and jewelry.”
Show me on the bear where Klitschko touched you.
The Resistance kept sending back Victoria’s future self to save her from plastic surgeons. They had a message for her: No fake but what you make.
That’s excellent use of a court-side seat, lady.
Chaz Bono cleans up nicely.
“Oh yeah, that’s right sweetie…..I got a whole BOTTLE of organic multi vitamins in my pocket…how bout we sneak away from here and take them all at once!”
(Somers begins to run hand down chest towards crotch)
Does Kim K know he stole her mic?