Kate Middleton‘s baby bump!! EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT!!!1
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which took 3 days to compile thanks to a surprise quasi day off and an unsurprising amount of laziness on my behalf. What usually happens in this situation is I have an overabundance of ridiculous shit to slog through to bring you the randomest of titties and deathbloatedest(?) of faces and this gallery is no exception. So, I’m going to step out of the way and let you enjoy comment-worthy gold like this random woman and Cameron Diaz sharing how A-Rod preferred them to urinate, as well as proof that any man, even Cash Warren, will do anything to land a three-way, ditto goes for Jaime Foxx, and finally, Cirque du Soleil landing its own drag show parody.
Larry King getting “booty-bombed” almost became my new Prince Charles. Almost,
- Photo Boy
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Diedre, could you get that?
The only thing real here is the bed.
A princess does not pee when she laughs…hold it, hold it
This is a good look, just enough bulge to keep people guessing…
he always looks like he has one of those halloween costumes on where your head comes off and lands in your hands.
Simon’s tits really look nice in that shirt.
“I’ll take ‘Shit You Cannot Unsee” for $800, Alex.”
LMAO!!
The return of Emo Phillips?
Holy shit.
That Black Ops II voiceover work must’ve really taken it out of him.
I’d splash on Kendra.
Is this the one with the tranny wife, or the one that got the shit kicked out of him?
Looks like everybody does pregnancy better than Jessica Simpson.
You think I’m fu…oh fuck it. I’m too tired.
“The pinata’s just a few feet ahead, Blake! Keep going . . . Keep going . . .”
Avatar 2 can’t come fast enough to save his career.
Looks like Madonna has gone over the borderline.
Outside a middle school, shopping for her future boyfriend.
Looks like someone smeared her face upward.
Looks like AIDS is finally starting to work out for him.
Orange ya glad I didn’t say banana?
Winner.
Throw another face on the barbie.
Good lord. Cover up those cottage cheese thighs, would you?
She looks like a photographic negative of the Joker.
(Is this what it takes to get a blowjob from her now days?)
Jon Voigt is still relevant? Oh wait, this is probably one of those situations like when my Grandpa shows up uninvited and starts yelling at people about area 51 conspiracies and “the lizard people”. How awkward for him.
Laryy’s thinking “Is this one of my ex-wives?”.
Please tell me that isn’t a My Pretty Pony tattoo.
“Honey, come look at this–a gorilla wearing makeup!”
Either that’s some really GOOD heroin, or its some really BAD heroin
“I killed Princess Di, don’t mess with me”
“Blubba blubba blubba”
Since when is a 14th century page boy cut NOT flattering?
“psst..Lindsay….give me the mic before you make an ass out of yourself, you’re drunk again!”
Blake, in her infinite wisdom, is attempting to see if one really can be “walking on sunshine.”
Oh, to be the leg of that teddy bear. Btw, it looks looks she got some new tits.
Ironically she’s enjoying her fifteen minutes while looking like an actual Andy Warhol print.
She probably thought that was going to be a lot sexier than it turned out.
“Angie! Angie! Look over here! Brad, Brad!”
“I don’t think that’s gonna work, Jon…”
It’s rare to see Skeletor and Mum-Ra work together like this.
*Burp*
“Whoopi….when you gunna…..drop the Pat SNL act…jesus”
Baby boys’ creed:
This is my boob. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My boob is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master all others. Boobs without me are useless. Without boobs my life is useless.
This woman should be showing her nipples, because without nipples, breasts are pointless.
Is that a tattoo or did someone write ‘Wash me’ in his makeup?
That vag will never be the same.
Not surprisingly, the criminal underworld wasn’t afraid of the latest superhero “the Purple Poindexter”
The bear must have done good…she looks out like a light.
Pshhhtt. Ima fine. Gimme the keysh!
Sadly, this dwarf didn’t make it into “The Hobbit”
Is Agent Smith morphing into her?
Son, why do you have a peace sign and “Born to Kill” on your helm- Oh, shit, that’s your HEAD!
God I hope the press tent uses a blue screen…