The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.19.13

February 19th, 2013 // 528 Comments

Kate Middleton‘s baby bump!! EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT!!!1

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which took 3 days to compile thanks to a surprise quasi day off and an unsurprising amount of laziness on my behalf. What usually happens in this situation is I have an overabundance of ridiculous shit to slog through to bring you the randomest of titties and deathbloatedest(?) of faces and this gallery is no exception. So, I’m going to step out of the way and let you enjoy comment-worthy gold like this random woman and Cameron Diaz sharing how A-Rod preferred them to urinate, as well as proof that any man, even Cash Warren, will do anything to land a three-way, ditto goes for Jaime Foxx, and finally, Cirque du Soleil landing its own drag show parody.

Larry King getting “booty-bombed” almost became my new Prince Charles. Almost,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kate Middleton Baby Bump
    contusion
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    Diedre, could you get that?

  2. Victoria Silvstedt Lingerie Twitter
    Inner Retard
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    The only thing real here is the bed.

  3. Kate Middleton Baby Bump
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    A princess does not pee when she laughs…hold it, hold it

  4. Pink Wired Acrobatic Performance
    mnsuperbee
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    This is a good look, just enough bulge to keep people guessing…

  5. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
    contusion
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    he always looks like he has one of those halloween costumes on where your head comes off and lands in your hands.

  6. Simon Cowell Kissing Sharon Osbourne
    mnsuperbee
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    Simon’s tits really look nice in that shirt.

  7. Pink Wired Acrobatic Performance
    Raoul
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    “I’ll take ‘Shit You Cannot Unsee” for $800, Alex.”

  8. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
    contusion
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    The return of Emo Phillips?

  9. Sam Worthington Sunburned Face
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    Holy shit.

    That Black Ops II voiceover work must’ve really taken it out of him.

  10. Kendra Wilkinson Swimsuit Splash Practice
    Inner Retard
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    I’d splash on Kendra.

  11. Jeremy London Fat Face 21st Annual Movie Guide Awards
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    Is this the one with the tranny wife, or the one that got the shit kicked out of him?

  12. Kate Middleton Baby Bump
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    Looks like everybody does pregnancy better than Jessica Simpson.

  13. Joe Pesci Handlebar Moustache Smoking Cigarette
    contusion
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    You think I’m fu…oh fuck it. I’m too tired.

  14. Blake Lively Butt Yoga Pants Grand Canyon Twitter
    ThisWIllHurt
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    “The pinata’s just a few feet ahead, Blake! Keep going . . . Keep going . . .”

  15. Sam Worthington Sunburned Face
    Inner Retard
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    Avatar 2 can’t come fast enough to save his career.

  16. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
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    Looks like Madonna has gone over the borderline.

  17. Cameron Diaz
    Raoul
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    Outside a middle school, shopping for her future boyfriend.

  18. Julie Brown Cleavage Vest
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    Looks like someone smeared her face upward.

  19. Boy George Skinny Weight Loss Yellow Teeth Sailor Hat
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    Looks like AIDS is finally starting to work out for him.

  20. Tracy DiMarco Cleavaget Ice T Birthday Pary
    contusion
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    Orange ya glad I didn’t say banana?

  21. Sam Worthington Sunburned Face
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    Throw another face on the barbie.

  22. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
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    Good lord. Cover up those cottage cheese thighs, would you?

  23. Julie Brown Cleavage Vest
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    She looks like a photographic negative of the Joker.

  24. Jessica Alba Cash Warren Samantha Ronson
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    (Is this what it takes to get a blowjob from her now days?)

  25. Jon Voight Holding Camera Annual ACE Eddie Awards
    mnsuberbee
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    Jon Voigt is still relevant? Oh wait, this is probably one of those situations like when my Grandpa shows up uninvited and starts yelling at people about area 51 conspiracies and “the lizard people”. How awkward for him.

  26. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
    Cock Dr
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    Laryy’s thinking “Is this one of my ex-wives?”.

  27. Lena Dunham Cleavage Yellow Teeth Writers Guild East Coast Awards Ceremony
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    Please tell me that isn’t a My Pretty Pony tattoo.

  28. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
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    “Honey, come look at this–a gorilla wearing makeup!”

  29. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Asleep Lakers Game
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    Either that’s some really GOOD heroin, or its some really BAD heroin

  30. Jon Voight Holding Camera Annual ACE Eddie Awards
    MH
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    “I killed Princess Di, don’t mess with me”

  31. Julie Brown Cleavage Vest
    Minky Wail
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    “Blubba blubba blubba”

  32. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
    mnsuperbee
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    Since when is a 14th century page boy cut NOT flattering?

  33. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
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    “psst..Lindsay….give me the mic before you make an ass out of yourself, you’re drunk again!”

  34. Blake Lively Butt Yoga Pants Grand Canyon Twitter
    Swearin
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    Blake, in her infinite wisdom, is attempting to see if one really can be “walking on sunshine.”

  35. Hayden Panettiere Lingerie Sleeping With Teddy Bear Twitter
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    Oh, to be the leg of that teddy bear. Btw, it looks looks she got some new tits.

  36. Tracy DiMarco Cleavaget Ice T Birthday Pary
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    Ironically she’s enjoying her fifteen minutes while looking like an actual Andy Warhol print.

  37. Pink Wired Acrobatic Performance
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    She probably thought that was going to be a lot sexier than it turned out.

  38. Jon Voight Holding Camera Annual ACE Eddie Awards
    Swearin
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    “Angie! Angie! Look over here! Brad, Brad!”
    “I don’t think that’s gonna work, Jon…”

  39. Pitbull Hugging Marc Anthony
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    It’s rare to see Skeletor and Mum-Ra work together like this.

  40. Chris Noth Whoopi Goldberg Rainforest Action Network Benefit
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    *Burp*
    “Whoopi….when you gunna…..drop the Pat SNL act…jesus”

  41. Elsa Patakay Cleavage Holding Daughter India
    Inner Retard
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    Baby boys’ creed:

    This is my boob. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My boob is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master all others. Boobs without me are useless. Without boobs my life is useless.

  42. Boy George Skinny Weight Loss Yellow Teeth Sailor Hat
    B&WMinstrel
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    Is that a tattoo or did someone write ‘Wash me’ in his makeup?

  43. Kate Middleton Baby Bump
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    That vag will never be the same.

  44. Will.i.am Gold Shoes
    Swearin
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    Not surprisingly, the criminal underworld wasn’t afraid of the latest superhero “the Purple Poindexter”

  45. Hayden Panettiere Lingerie Sleeping With Teddy Bear Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    The bear must have done good…she looks out like a light.

  46. Jeremy London Fat Face 21st Annual Movie Guide Awards
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    Pshhhtt. Ima fine. Gimme the keysh!

  47. Joe Pesci Handlebar Moustache Smoking Cigarette
    Swearin
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    Sadly, this dwarf didn’t make it into “The Hobbit”

  48. Julie Brown Cleavage Vest
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    Is Agent Smith morphing into her?

  49. Boy George Skinny Weight Loss Yellow Teeth Sailor Hat
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    Son, why do you have a peace sign and “Born to Kill” on your helm- Oh, shit, that’s your HEAD!

  50. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Tight Dress Stoker Premiere
    Swearin
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    God I hope the press tent uses a blue screen…

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