The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.14.12

February 14th, 2012 // 532 Comments

Welcome to a very special Valentine’s Day The Crap We Missed where we start the celebration of this commercially-fabricated holiday (Russel Stover, I’m looking right at you.) with our favorite little cupid, as well as Michael Fassbender who apparently learned to steer with that thing, and Danny Trejo‘s natural reaction to being repeatedly tackled by red carpet security.

This Jean-Claude Van Damme candid is my valentine to you all.

With love (sweet, sweet handle-bar-moustachioed love),

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Christina Ricci
    Bonky
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    Pretty hot until a gust of wind blows her hair up and exposes that billboard of a forehead.

    • Disgusted

      Your nasty comments about obviously beautiful women doesn’t make you seem cool and studly, it just proves you’re gay!

  2. Jean-Claude Van Damme Handle Bar Moustache
    Bonky
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    I wouldnt think they would need a fluffer for an action movie, but this proves me wrong.

  3. Jean-Claude Van Damme Handle Bar Moustache
    tendrils
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    Mr. Van Damme prefers if you leave your beret on while administering fellatio.

  4. Chrissy Teigen See Through Dress
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    Is she oriental or does she just have down’s syndrome?

  5. Genevieve Morton
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    What’s with all the Brook Hoganesque chicks lately?

  6. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Burst!

  7. Tracy Morgan
    Bonky
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    Tracy Morgan is the new face of Gas-X, the medicine for painful gas and bloating. Tracy stopped by “Live with Kelly” to do a promotional stop for the Gas-X line of products.

  8. The Situation
    Wally
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    What’s with the Spock eyebrows?

  9. The Situation
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    I’ll thee you at the magic convention! I can’t wait to thee Crith Angel.

    • mickey B

      I doubt he’ll see Chris Angel, but I’m sure he’ll feel the throbbing cock plunging in and out of his gaping asshole.

  10. Arianna David Cleavage Isola dei Famosi
    Teledildonics
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    That knee and that pussy look remarkably similar.

  11. Jared Leto Scarf Leather Gloves
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    Dude looks like Disick

  12. Daniel Radcliffe El Hormiguero
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    Should be EL HOMO!

  13. Arianna David Cleavage Isola dei Famosi
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    Tranny Television, how nice.

  14. Joel Madden Capri Pants Two Toned Hair
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    Waitin for a flood?

  15. Cuba Gooding Jr.
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    That look is why I gave up Rock, Paper, Scissors. At the top level it just became all about winning.

  16. Jean-Claude Van Damme Handle Bar Moustache
    Cock Dr
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    This is my SW valentine?
    Next year try harder. Try less ugly. Maybe just some flowers?

  17. Danny Trejo
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    Fucking Mexicans are taking all our jobs!

  18. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt
    bdog821
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    She’s got a huge rack for a short girl! Must be really cold too.

  19. Jared Leto Scarf Leather Gloves
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    Wow! What a fucking faggot.

    No offense to gays intended.

  20. Jared Leto Scarf Leather Gloves
    Bonky
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    Look at all the people waiting in line behind him to kick his ass.

  21. Christina Ricci
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    Proof that ugly children sometimes grow up to be passably doable.

  22. Christina Ricci
    Cock Dr
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    I like the dress.
    Wondering about the footwear.

  23. Arianna David Cleavage Isola dei Famosi
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    She looks like 10 pounds of tit in a 5 pound bag.

  24. Arianna David Cleavage Isola dei Famosi
    Bonky
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    Boy, I hope she kept the receipt for those boobs.

  25. herbiefrog

    let us be last…

  26. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants
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    Bad Moon Rising!

  27. Christina Ricci
    Plurp
    Commented on this photo:

    I miss the chubby Christina Ricci.

  28. Jean-Claude Van Damme Handle Bar Moustache
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    “OMG Danny Bonaduce, I’ve always wanted to give you a BJ!!”
    “yes, I am Danny Bonaduce”

  29. Arianna David Cleavage Isola dei Famosi
    Nattypants
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    Man Hands!

  30. Christina Ricci
    it had to be said
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    Huh. She looks good.

  31. Danny Trejo
    mickey B
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    Real mexicans have real knives. and they don’t have a jacket or a tie.

  32. Jean-Claude Van Damme Handle Bar Moustache
    it had to be said
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    Apparently “Van Damme” is French (Walloon version) for “hillbilly face.”

  33. Chrissy Teigen See Through Dress
    it had to be said
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    Buddy Holly’s in the background floored at how hot she looks here.

  34. The Situation
    it had to be said
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    Nice eyebrows, cocksucker. Literally.

  35. Chrissy Teigen See Through Dress
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    I see Ted Danson is still rocking his “State School” letter jacket.

  36. Al Pacino Scarf Medal
    ReaderLeafer
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    Don’t tell him his “Best Actor Ever In The History Of Acting –Seriously!” medal is made of chocolate. He looks so humbled.

  37. Jean-Claude Van Damme Handle Bar Moustache
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    Looks like Tom Hardy in Bronson

  38. The Situation
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    I can’t imagine where the gay rumors came from…look, even he is surprised.

  39. Tracy Morgan
    it had to be said
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    That sweater fits . . . someone else.

  40. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt
    it had to be said
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    Her tits are bigger than her husband!

  41. Genevieve Morton
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    Do all the Late Show guests have to enter through the alley?

  42. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants
    it had to be said
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    Note to Kim: the escalator is not a “StairMaster.”

  43. The Situation
    Commented on this photo:

    “He desires your large yet tender muscles….”
    Eu de DoucheBag
    By the Situation….

  44. Joel Madden Capri Pants Two Toned Hair
    Johnny P!
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    Whatever he’s got in the bag, it’s gonna look like it smells rank the second he puts it on.

  45. Christina Ricci
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    She used to have sweet boobs. I mean a nice girl and all that…. but I’m sad at the loss of boobage.

  46. Jon Hamm
    it had to be said
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    ‘Alo ‘Alo ‘Alo, where’s Todd Margaret then?

  47. Tracy Morgan
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    Are he and Busta Rhymes competing for who gets to diabetes faster?

  48. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt
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    What’s the Dowager Dinklage got strapped to her chest? A BabyBjorn in case Peter gets sleepy?

  49. Michael Fassbender
    it had to be said
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    Ha ha, I can’t fit my johnson in the car!

  50. Cuba Gooding Jr.
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    Keeping count of the number of decent movies he was ever in…

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