Welcome to a very special Valentine’s Day The Crap We Missed where we start the celebration of this commercially-fabricated holiday (Russel Stover, I’m looking right at you.) with our favorite little cupid, as well as Michael Fassbender who apparently learned to steer with that thing, and Danny Trejo‘s natural reaction to being repeatedly tackled by red carpet security.
This Jean-Claude Van Damme candid is my valentine to you all.
With love (sweet, sweet handle-bar-moustachioed love),
- Photo Boy