Welcome to a very special Valentine’s Day The Crap We Missed where we start the celebration of this commercially-fabricated holiday (Russel Stover, I’m looking right at you.) with our favorite little cupid, as well as Michael Fassbender who apparently learned to steer with that thing, and Danny Trejo‘s natural reaction to being repeatedly tackled by red carpet security.
This Jean-Claude Van Damme candid is my valentine to you all.
With love (sweet, sweet handle-bar-moustachioed love),
- Photo Boy
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Pretty hot until a gust of wind blows her hair up and exposes that billboard of a forehead.
Your nasty comments about obviously beautiful women doesn’t make you seem cool and studly, it just proves you’re gay!
I wouldnt think they would need a fluffer for an action movie, but this proves me wrong.
Now here’s some beefcake for ya bonky ole boy!
Mr. Van Damme prefers if you leave your beret on while administering fellatio.
…Monica.
Is she oriental or does she just have down’s syndrome?
oriental – LOL
That’s a false dichotomy if I I ever heard one.
McFeely, don’t you mean that begs the question?
WTF???
What’s with all the Brook Hoganesque chicks lately?
I see no similarity apart from the hair color and even that isn’t exact.
Fuckin A! This girl is smashing. Brooke…not so much, and at least a foot taller…
Burst!
i see what u did there.. lol
Tracy Morgan is the new face of Gas-X, the medicine for painful gas and bloating. Tracy stopped by “Live with Kelly” to do a promotional stop for the Gas-X line of products.
What’s with the Spock eyebrows?
He’d exhausted all his other avenues for looking like a doucheclown.
I’ll thee you at the magic convention! I can’t wait to thee Crith Angel.
I doubt he’ll see Chris Angel, but I’m sure he’ll feel the throbbing cock plunging in and out of his gaping asshole.
That knee and that pussy look remarkably similar.
Dude looks like Disick
Should be EL HOMO!
Tranny Television, how nice.
Waitin for a flood?
He is a douche ya know.
That look is why I gave up Rock, Paper, Scissors. At the top level it just became all about winning.
This is my SW valentine?
Next year try harder. Try less ugly. Maybe just some flowers?
Fucking Mexicans are taking all our jobs!
She’s got a huge rack for a short girl! Must be really cold too.
Wow! What a fucking faggot.
No offense to gays intended.
I didn’t know he was gay
Look at all the people waiting in line behind him to kick his ass.
Proof that ugly children sometimes grow up to be passably doable.
Whatever makes you feel cool and not gay!
I like the dress.
Wondering about the footwear.
Dr. Frank to footwear, stat.
Sorry, CD. Christina herself is keeping you wondering.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01453/christina-ricci_53_1453294a.jpg
I can imagine you having a huge shoe collection for some reason. Is that safe to assume?
It’s really not that bad. It would be much worse if I could actually walk in a heel over 2 inches.
Dammit a fashion pic like this isn’t complete without the shoe shot.
I feel about this the way I imagine many men here feel the need to see The Backside.
Thank U for your interest.
She looks like 10 pounds of tit in a 5 pound bag.
Boy, I hope she kept the receipt for those boobs.
let us be last…
Bad Moon Rising!
perhaps she’s running for the ‘bathroom on the right’
I miss the chubby Christina Ricci.
Ditto, remember when she hat tits? and nice ones at that.
“had”
“OMG Danny Bonaduce, I’ve always wanted to give you a BJ!!”
“yes, I am Danny Bonaduce”
Man Hands!
Huh. She looks good.
Real mexicans have real knives. and they don’t have a jacket or a tie.
Apparently “Van Damme” is French (Walloon version) for “hillbilly face.”
Buddy Holly’s in the background floored at how hot she looks here.
Nice eyebrows, cocksucker. Literally.
Situationally stupid!
I see Ted Danson is still rocking his “State School” letter jacket.
That is clearly Luke Wilson wondering why he isn’t on the show.
Don’t tell him his “Best Actor Ever In The History Of Acting –Seriously!” medal is made of chocolate. He looks so humbled.
Looks like Tom Hardy in Bronson
I can’t imagine where the gay rumors came from…look, even he is surprised.
That sweater fits . . . someone else.
I swear I thought that was a bathrobe with buttons he was walking around town in. I’m still not sure it’s not.
lol
Her tits are bigger than her husband!
Do all the Late Show guests have to enter through the alley?
If that’s where you find ‘em, why make them walk all the way around the building?
An alley in New York is like an main street where you live.
Not really. The main streets where I live aren’t piled with garbage, homeless people, and smell like urine. I can only assume you thought I live in New Jersey.
Note to Kim: the escalator is not a “StairMaster.”
“He desires your large yet tender muscles….”
Eu de DoucheBag
By the Situation….
Whatever he’s got in the bag, it’s gonna look like it smells rank the second he puts it on.
She used to have sweet boobs. I mean a nice girl and all that…. but I’m sad at the loss of boobage.
‘Alo ‘Alo ‘Alo, where’s Todd Margaret then?
Are he and Busta Rhymes competing for who gets to diabetes faster?
What’s the Dowager Dinklage got strapped to her chest? A BabyBjorn in case Peter gets sleepy?
Ha ha, I can’t fit my johnson in the car!
Keeping count of the number of decent movies he was ever in…