Yes Kate, your worst fears are true, we all do remember My Best Friend’s Girl.
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems despite my countless letters to Congress and the obvious objection by short-haired Spicoli in the background, Pauly Shore is still scoring way out of his league. Then there’s Louis Anderson, who could have sworn he left a spiral ham in there somewhere as well as Nick Cannon taking titty flash excitement to a whole new level. It’s almost like he’s been locked away in some type of celibate dungeon for years now. Wait.
Hey, Maria Menounos, do me a favor and Treat Me Like A Pirate,
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“Now that you’ve got the head firmly situated on the platter, using the blue baton in your hand, you simply strike it sharply right at the temple and it should crack right open, rather like an oyster.”
So, he’s kryptonite to hot blondes of both sexes?
Someone get Captain Ahab, we’ve located his white whale
If he had Damien powers all this time, how come Hawkeye doesn’t have his own movie?
Young Hair, Old Face
has a cleavage yeast infection
He… bathed?!
Did Guy Fieri and Mark McGrath morph into one person?
I see you be seeing me.
Splash? Divebomb.
Impressive for a 42 year old.
Hmm, I sure could eat a Greek – I mean Polish – sausage about now.
….Matt dump her yet? ::sigh::
shame… look at Pauly Shore w/ his little old man bag of goodies as he ogles the young chippy… seriously, this man is 45 years old…. omg…
Whatever, I think it looks great. In unrelated news I’ve played a lot of Final Fantasy games.
“Here, Butch, don’t forget your purse.”
“I’m afraid I failed to make myself clear. When I said you belong on covers all over the world I was referring to bed covers, NOT magazine covers…”
Please allow me to rephrase: Sweet Bleeding Jesus, what a body!
I still think she’s gorgeous, and I’d get her horizontal like a cowboy ropin’ a calf!
“Omigosh, Hanna, why so blue?”
Yeah, I know. Pretty stupid. But at least I didn’t say, “A _______ reboot? I’m in.” Now THAT would be fucking retarded!
Weezin’ the ju-uice.
I can hear the cow that contributed to those pants crying out in pain as she put them on! It wasn’t even that tight when the cow wore it! Mooooo!
Aww someone is fat and hating on poor Maria
Look at me! I actually wear old men’s cloths to the beach! Does my lost fame dazzle you? It dazzles me to this day. Lets get it on behind my water truck. Yeah! They let me keep that movie prop. You wanna see?
Can’t be real! Or, is it so hot there she has no nipples any more? Can’t tell by this photo. But, damn, she is hot for 42!
It use to be the cure of married men having to hold their wive’s purse. Now, it is the ex-celebrity having to hold the dork’s purse. No wonder she is pudhing it back upon him. It has things even an ex-celebrity would never have in it! How embarrising!
She too looks good in white.
They kicked Madona out of Ireland for wearing more. How does Rosanna get away with this? Enquiring minds want to know!
That’s why they put the zipper in the front Louis.
Hey, look, Gang! A cyborg with tits!
Sofa king hot.
I’d really like to be inside her asshole…whether it’s my tongue or my penis. I’d settle for either one.
Love how Pauly is staring at her tits and she doesn’t have any. Clearly it’s been a while.
Looks like the reboot douche finally ran out of steam. Seriously, perhaps the biggest loser I’ve seen post on any website in my life.
He is such a douche of epic craggy-faced proportions. Always has been, always will be.