The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.12.13

February 12th, 2013 // 283 Comments

Yes Kate, your worst fears are true, we all do remember My Best Friend’s Girl.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems despite my countless letters to Congress and the obvious objection by short-haired Spicoli in the background, Pauly Shore is still scoring way out of his league. Then there’s Louis Anderson, who could have sworn he left a spiral ham in there somewhere as well as Nick Cannon taking titty flash excitement to a whole new level. It’s almost like he’s been locked away in some type of celibate dungeon for years now. Wait.

Hey, Maria Menounos, do me a favor and Treat Me Like A Pirate,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jude Law Side Effects Press Conference 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
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    “Now that you’ve got the head firmly situated on the platter, using the blue baton in your hand, you simply strike it sharply right at the temple and it should crack right open, rather like an oyster.”

  2. Pauly Shore Dirty Dutch Model Volleyball Tournament
    Swearin
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    So, he’s kryptonite to hot blondes of both sexes?

  3. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
    Swearin
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    Someone get Captain Ahab, we’ve located his white whale

  4. Jeremy Renner
    Swearin
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    If he had Damien powers all this time, how come Hawkeye doesn’t have his own movie?

  5. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
    sweet peaches
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    Young Hair, Old Face

  6. Carmen Electra Cleavage Yarnz Preview Party Fall 2013 Style360
    bernard
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    has a cleavage yeast infection

  7. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
    keenly
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    He… bathed?!

  8. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
    Boss Hogg
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    Did Guy Fieri and Mark McGrath morph into one person?

  9. Rosanna Davison Lingerie
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    I see you be seeing me.

  10. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
    Brit
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    Splash? Divebomb.

  11. Caprice Bourret Bikini
    Brit
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    Impressive for a 42 year old.

  12. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants
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    Hmm, I sure could eat a Greek – I mean Polish – sausage about now.

  13. Kate Hudson Cleavage ELLE Style Awards
    gigi
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    ….Matt dump her yet? ::sigh::

  14. Pauly Shore Dirty Dutch Model Volleyball Tournament
    gigi
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    shame… look at Pauly Shore w/ his little old man bag of goodies as he ogles the young chippy… seriously, this man is 45 years old…. omg…

  15. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
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    Whatever, I think it looks great. In unrelated news I’ve played a lot of Final Fantasy games.

  16. Tara Reid Drunk Jedward
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    “Here, Butch, don’t forget your purse.”

  17. Genevieve Morton SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    “I’m afraid I failed to make myself clear. When I said you belong on covers all over the world I was referring to bed covers, NOT magazine covers…”

  18. Katherine Heigl
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    I still think she’s gorgeous, and I’d get her horizontal like a cowboy ropin’ a calf!

  19. Hanna Davis Cleavage SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    “Omigosh, Hanna, why so blue?”

    Yeah, I know. Pretty stupid. But at least I didn’t say, “A _______ reboot? I’m in.” Now THAT would be fucking retarded!

  20. Pauly Shore Dirty Dutch Model Volleyball Tournament
    contusion
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    Weezin’ the ju-uice.

  21. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants
    Just Sayin'
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    I can hear the cow that contributed to those pants crying out in pain as she put them on! It wasn’t even that tight when the cow wore it! Mooooo!

  22. Pauly Shore Dirty Dutch Model Volleyball Tournament
    Just Sayin'
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    Look at me! I actually wear old men’s cloths to the beach! Does my lost fame dazzle you? It dazzles me to this day. Lets get it on behind my water truck. Yeah! They let me keep that movie prop. You wanna see?

  23. Caprice Bourret Bikini
    Just Sayin'
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    Can’t be real! Or, is it so hot there she has no nipples any more? Can’t tell by this photo. But, damn, she is hot for 42!

  24. Tara Reid Drunk Jedward
    Just Sayin'
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    It use to be the cure of married men having to hold their wive’s purse. Now, it is the ex-celebrity having to hold the dork’s purse. No wonder she is pudhing it back upon him. It has things even an ex-celebrity would never have in it! How embarrising!

  25. Genevieve Morton SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
    Just Sayin'
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    She too looks good in white.

  26. Rosanna Davison Lingerie
    Just Sayin'
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    They kicked Madona out of Ireland for wearing more. How does Rosanna get away with this? Enquiring minds want to know!

  27. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
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    That’s why they put the zipper in the front Louis.

  28. Rosanna Davison Lingerie
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    Hey, look, Gang! A cyborg with tits!

  29. Hanna Davis Cleavage SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    Sofa king hot.

  30. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants
    Skeeter
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    I’d really like to be inside her asshole…whether it’s my tongue or my penis. I’d settle for either one.

  31. Pauly Shore Dirty Dutch Model Volleyball Tournament
    bitchy
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    Love how Pauly is staring at her tits and she doesn’t have any. Clearly it’s been a while.

  32. Rosanna Davison Lingerie
    bitchy
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    Looks like the reboot douche finally ran out of steam. Seriously, perhaps the biggest loser I’ve seen post on any website in my life.

  33. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
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    He is such a douche of epic craggy-faced proportions. Always has been, always will be.

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