The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.12.13

February 12th, 2013 // 283 Comments

Yes Kate, your worst fears are true, we all do remember My Best Friend’s Girl.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems despite my countless letters to Congress and the obvious objection by short-haired Spicoli in the background, Pauly Shore is still scoring way out of his league. Then there’s Louis Anderson, who could have sworn he left a spiral ham in there somewhere as well as Nick Cannon taking titty flash excitement to a whole new level. It’s almost like he’s been locked away in some type of celibate dungeon for years now. Wait.

Hey, Maria Menounos, do me a favor and Treat Me Like A Pirate,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rosanna Davison Lingerie
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    This is definitely a “well, let have a couple drinks, then we’ll see what happens” kind of woman.

  2. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
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    If Mark McGrath and Cruella De Vil had a baby… and that baby died in utero…

  3. Jeremy Renner
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    Just get in the car, Emperor Palpatine.

  4. Nicole Eggert Fat Wetsuit Splash
    Indiana Jones
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    cankles!

  5. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
    Deacon Jones
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    If he was any whiter, he’d start looking like Carlton.

  6. Kate Hudson Cleavage ELLE Style Awards
    Flesh Gordon
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    Needs more boobage.

  7. Kate Hudson Cleavage ELLE Style Awards
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    Always cute. Never knew she had THIS in her. Nice job Kate!

  8. Kate Hudson Cleavage ELLE Style Awards
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    Well done. Slow clap.

  9. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
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    Seriously, this is not Sugar Ray?

  10. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
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    His sleeve… Uma Sucked My Cock?

  11. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants
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    Erm. Looks like a double-nozzled icing bag.

  12. Pauly Shore Dirty Dutch Model Volleyball Tournament
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    How to look like a flaming pedo by Pauly “The Weasel” Shore.

  13. Carmen Electra Cleavage Yarnz Preview Party Fall 2013 Style360
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    Damn she cleans up well. And probably often.

  14. Antonio Banderas Rafael Matesanz Spain Brand Ambassador Acredidation Santander
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    “…she’s so wrinkly she can grate cheese on her neck… oh that’s hahaaaaa good, my friend… I’ll make sure I tell her…ha hahaaaaaa I thought she was so… she was so hahahaaaaaaa wrinkly she has to screw her hat on…. hahaaaaaaaaaaa…. [sniff] My God I love that woman!”

  15. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
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    Last time I saw him he was way more colourful. And tied to the top of a grumpy old man’s house.

  16. Kate Hudson Cleavage ELLE Style Awards
    Cock Dr
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    I think those are (small) implants because she used to be almost as flat as a board.
    They look good….not like basketballs shoved into the chest wall.

  17. Jude Law Side Effects Press Conference 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
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    Turning his head to your right while wearing a tight jacket has a horrible side effect on his neck…

  18. Nicole Eggert Fat Wetsuit Splash
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    Meanwhile frightened Indonesians are gathering their belongings by the thousands and heading to higher ground.

  19. Kirstie Alley
    Cock Dr
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    Yes, the Chateau Marmont is def the place for Tara to be hanging out.
    She can join the undead army that is apparently assembling there every night.

  20. Kate Hudson Cleavage ELLE Style Awards
    Toe Jam
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    Ear-handles. Dont mind if I do.

  21. Hanna Davis Cleavage SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
    wauggy
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    yes please

  22. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
    Toe Jam
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    Quick! To the flux capacitor!!

  23. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants
    Toe Jam
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    This is how it starts, laydeez. This is phase 1 of Kim K. Buffalo Ass (KKBA). (medical terminology – look it up).

  24. Pauly Shore Dirty Dutch Model Volleyball Tournament
    Toe Jam
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    I wanna finger your g-spot, buuuuuuuud-dee!

  25. Kate Upton Nipple Slip SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
    Toe Jam
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    “Worst up-skirt shot EVER! Where are your standards! Next time I wanna see birth canal, Peter Parker!”

  26. Nick Cannon Throwing Beads Mardis Gras
    Toe Jam
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    “Suck it, random black guy, suck it like there’s oxygen in my balls!”

  27. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants
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    I’m from PETA. Off with the leather, Maria!

  28. Carmen Electra Cleavage Yarnz Preview Party Fall 2013 Style360
    Toe Jam
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    Welcome to the $10,000 Pyramid. Lets play. Beep boop beep boop…”Denis Rodmen, Dave Navarro, Simon Cowell, the California surf, ah, ummmm…all of the L.A. Lakers…”. “Things that have pounded on Carmen Electra.” DING!

  29. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
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    I didn’t know Sugar Ray was still together.

  30. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
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    My girl, she’s one too.
    She’ll go and get her a skirt.
    Stick it under her shirt.
    She grabbed a razor for me.
    And she did it just like that.
    When she wants something,
    She don’t want to pay for it.

  31. Hanna Davis Cleavage SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    Glad to see Fiona Apple finally eating food.

  32. Nicole Eggert Fat Wetsuit Splash
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    This is what happens when Charles stops being in charge. (Not God in charge, Willie Aames. Charles.)

  33. Antonio Banderas Rafael Matesanz Spain Brand Ambassador Acredidation Santander
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    No, you sound like the Nasanex bee. No, you sound like the Nasanex bee. Anyway, lets go run that relay, and return Flavor Flav clock.

  34. Kirstie Alley
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    Just another “not so fresh day” for Kristi. She must be shopping for Summers Eve.

  35. Genevieve Morton SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    Ihope the keyson my keybvoardf don’;t stickj toghethger fromall thgis droool.,

  36. Katherine Heigl
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    Oh. *laughs* I forgot she existed.

  37. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
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    If you think about it, he’s only fat when you look at him.

  38. Caprice Bourret Bikini
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    Yes, please.

  39. Genevieve Morton SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    I’d last like 5 secs tops.

  40. Caprice Bourret Bikini
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    Wow. Haven’t seen her around in a while.

  41. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
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    Proof – there is no such thing as a fat pedophile – if you play hid the candy bar in your pants for under age kids, you tend to break down and grab it for yourself. There’s just too much temptation happening down there. :P

  42. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
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    The vertical stripe on his pants really works for him.

  43. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
    LOLright
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    yep…totally thought this was sugar ray also

  44. Pauly Shore Dirty Dutch Model Volleyball Tournament
    journalschism
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    Penile Parity (pee-nile par-i-tee): When the show biz universe aligns to catapult trolls like Pauly Shore into an equal or better shot at hooking up with beautiful women than genetically-gifted men. (See RUSSELL SIMMONS)

  45. Jeremy Renner
    duh!
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    I don’t think he knows that all the Twilight movies are finally freakin’ done! There are no more Jeremy! Stop trying to audition for a part!

  46. Kate Hudson Cleavage ELLE Style Awards
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    I love her giant ears. I think they make her look so cute and normal. She looks like a cute, normal woman.

  47. Nick Cannon Throwing Beads Mardis Gras
    broduh jenner
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    he has been riding the smokey mariah for years

  48. Carmen Electra Cleavage Yarnz Preview Party Fall 2013 Style360
    broduh jenner
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    no use trying to cover them now!

  49. Jeremy Renner
    ThisWillHurt
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    “You there, handsome. Get in the car.”
    “Excuse me? I don’t even know you, why would I-”
    “You will get in the car.”
    “I. WILL. GET. IN. THE. CAR.”
    “And Iron Man was the gayest Avenger, Hawk-Eye was super bad-ass.”

  50. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
    broduh jenner
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    this just in-sea world frantically looking for the escaped orca.

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