The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.12.13

Yes Kate, your worst fears are true, we all do remember My Best Friend’s Girl.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems despite my countless letters to Congress and the obvious objection by short-haired Spicoli in the background, Pauly Shore is still scoring way out of his league. Then there’s Louis Anderson, who could have sworn he left a spiral ham in there somewhere as well as Nick Cannon taking titty flash excitement to a whole new level. It’s almost like he’s been locked away in some type of celibate dungeon for years now. Wait.

Hey, Maria Menounos, do me a favor and Treat Me Like A Pirate,

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