Yes Kate, your worst fears are true, we all do remember My Best Friend’s Girl.
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems despite my countless letters to Congress and the obvious objection by short-haired Spicoli in the background, Pauly Shore is still scoring way out of his league. Then there’s Louis Anderson, who could have sworn he left a spiral ham in there somewhere as well as Nick Cannon taking titty flash excitement to a whole new level. It’s almost like he’s been locked away in some type of celibate dungeon for years now. Wait.
Hey, Maria Menounos, do me a favor and Treat Me Like A Pirate,
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This is definitely a “well, let have a couple drinks, then we’ll see what happens” kind of woman.
Miss World 2003. I kid you not.
If Mark McGrath and Cruella De Vil had a baby… and that baby died in utero…
Just get in the car, Emperor Palpatine.
cankles!
Calfeets!
If he was any whiter, he’d start looking like Carlton.
Needs more boobage.
She’s fuckin’ perfect just the way she is!
Always cute. Never knew she had THIS in her. Nice job Kate!
Well done. Slow clap.
Seriously, this is not Sugar Ray?
His sleeve… Uma Sucked My Cock?
Erm. Looks like a double-nozzled icing bag.
How to look like a flaming pedo by Pauly “The Weasel” Shore.
Damn she cleans up well. And probably often.
“…she’s so wrinkly she can grate cheese on her neck… oh that’s hahaaaaa good, my friend… I’ll make sure I tell her…ha hahaaaaaa I thought she was so… she was so hahahaaaaaaa wrinkly she has to screw her hat on…. hahaaaaaaaaaaa…. [sniff] My God I love that woman!”
Last time I saw him he was way more colourful. And tied to the top of a grumpy old man’s house.
I think those are (small) implants because she used to be almost as flat as a board.
They look good….not like basketballs shoved into the chest wall.
Turning his head to your right while wearing a tight jacket has a horrible side effect on his neck…
Meanwhile frightened Indonesians are gathering their belongings by the thousands and heading to higher ground.
Yes, the Chateau Marmont is def the place for Tara to be hanging out.
She can join the undead army that is apparently assembling there every night.
Ear-handles. Dont mind if I do.
yes please
Quick! To the flux capacitor!!
This is how it starts, laydeez. This is phase 1 of Kim K. Buffalo Ass (KKBA). (medical terminology – look it up).
I wanna finger your g-spot, buuuuuuuud-dee!
“Worst up-skirt shot EVER! Where are your standards! Next time I wanna see birth canal, Peter Parker!”
“Suck it, random black guy, suck it like there’s oxygen in my balls!”
I’m from PETA. Off with the leather, Maria!
Welcome to the $10,000 Pyramid. Lets play. Beep boop beep boop…”Denis Rodmen, Dave Navarro, Simon Cowell, the California surf, ah, ummmm…all of the L.A. Lakers…”. “Things that have pounded on Carmen Electra.” DING!
Don’t forget Joan Jett…
I didn’t know Sugar Ray was still together.
My girl, she’s one too.
She’ll go and get her a skirt.
Stick it under her shirt.
She grabbed a razor for me.
And she did it just like that.
When she wants something,
She don’t want to pay for it.
Glad to see Fiona Apple finally eating food.
This is what happens when Charles stops being in charge. (Not God in charge, Willie Aames. Charles.)
No, you sound like the Nasanex bee. No, you sound like the Nasanex bee. Anyway, lets go run that relay, and return Flavor Flav clock.
Just another “not so fresh day” for Kristi. She must be shopping for Summers Eve.
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Oh. *laughs* I forgot she existed.
If you think about it, he’s only fat when you look at him.
Yes, please.
I’d last like 5 secs tops.
Wow. Haven’t seen her around in a while.
Proof – there is no such thing as a fat pedophile – if you play hid the candy bar in your pants for under age kids, you tend to break down and grab it for yourself. There’s just too much temptation happening down there. :P
The vertical stripe on his pants really works for him.
yep…totally thought this was sugar ray also
Penile Parity (pee-nile par-i-tee): When the show biz universe aligns to catapult trolls like Pauly Shore into an equal or better shot at hooking up with beautiful women than genetically-gifted men. (See RUSSELL SIMMONS)
I don’t think he knows that all the Twilight movies are finally freakin’ done! There are no more Jeremy! Stop trying to audition for a part!
I love her giant ears. I think they make her look so cute and normal. She looks like a cute, normal woman.
he has been riding the smokey mariah for years
no use trying to cover them now!
“You there, handsome. Get in the car.”
“Excuse me? I don’t even know you, why would I-”
“You will get in the car.”
“I. WILL. GET. IN. THE. CAR.”
“And Iron Man was the gayest Avenger, Hawk-Eye was super bad-ass.”
this just in-sea world frantically looking for the escaped orca.