The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.12.13

February 12th, 2013 // 283 Comments

Yes Kate, your worst fears are true, we all do remember My Best Friend’s Girl.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems despite my countless letters to Congress and the obvious objection by short-haired Spicoli in the background, Pauly Shore is still scoring way out of his league. Then there’s Louis Anderson, who could have sworn he left a spiral ham in there somewhere as well as Nick Cannon taking titty flash excitement to a whole new level. It’s almost like he’s been locked away in some type of celibate dungeon for years now. Wait.

Hey, Maria Menounos, do me a favor and Treat Me Like A Pirate,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
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    Later that day, Hawke was attacked by several lower-level superheroes, mistaking him for the bad guy they fought that one time.

  2. Jeremy Renner
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    A Terminator reboot? I’m in.

  3. Tara Reid Drunk Jedward
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    I like his hat, but it’s missing a “b”

  4. Kate Hudson Cleavage ELLE Style Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    And all this time I thought she was a Crip.

  5. Nick Cannon Throwing Beads Mardis Gras
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    Now give them your ‘I’m doing this because she wants more kids’ face.

  6. Hanna Davis Cleavage SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    A The Mask reboot? I’m in.

  7. Genevieve Morton SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    The black dude is saying with his eyes what the white dude is saying with his smirk

  8. Katherine Heigl
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    A The Mask reboot? I’m in.

  9. Genevieve Morton SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
    The Pope
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    And here’s our first contestant for “Hogan or Not A Hogan?”!

  10. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
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    If you help me find my keys, we can drive out of here.

  11. Kate Upton Nipple Slip SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
    DeucePickle
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    Never let Tina Yothers drive you home.

  12. Carmen Electra Cleavage Yarnz Preview Party Fall 2013 Style360
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    It takes a real diva to wear all four of her Herpes Simplex Championship rings out in public.

  13. Hanna Davis Cleavage SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    A sexy Aladdin reboot? I’m in.

  14. Rosanna Davison Lingerie
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    Mrs. J.J. Abrams never looks forward to Valentine’s Day.

  15. Kate Hudson Cleavage ELLE Style Awards
    Mike
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    Why is she front and center?

  16. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
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    Fortunately, it was still there. He knew it now by touch, for touch had long been his only means of connection.

  17. Kate Upton Nipple Slip SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    Someone hit the mirror of erised, it’s acting up again…

  18. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
    Frank Burns
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    “I know that emergency Snickers bar is down there somewhere . . . “

  19. Kirstie Alley
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    Leggings + Fat Chicks = Gross

  20. Rosanna Davison Lingerie
    Minky Wail
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    Looks like Ann Hathaway’s face ‘shopped onto Courtney Stodden’s body

  21. Kirstie Alley
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    ‘sup, Grimmace?

  22. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
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    “My name is David Beckham, and I am your twin brother!”

    “Oh, obviously! The moment I sat down I thought I was looking into a mirror.”

  23. Tara Reid Drunk Jedward
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    Sure enough, it was a penis. Not his, not anyone’s he knew. How it got in there, he couldn’t guess. But he was certain now of one thing: Tara was officially off the wagon again.

  24. Jude Law Side Effects Press Conference 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
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    “What do you think? We’re going to spring it on Kim Kardashian on April Fool’s day.”

  25. Nicole Eggert Fat Wetsuit Splash
    your mom
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    is it really ‘reality tv if you get to train for it ahead of time? Isn’t that like, cheating?

  26. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
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    Guy Fieri lost a lot of weight. I guess he stopped eating his own food.

  27. Pauly Shore Dirty Dutch Model Volleyball Tournament
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    Pauly: “Sleep with me, I’m Pauly Shore!”
    Girl: “Why the hell would I sleep with YOU, you’re Pauly Shore!”

  28. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
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    The Heat Miser seen here in a rare gray scale ensemble.

  29. Kirstie Alley
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    Sorry, STILL not covered up enough!

  30. Pauly Shore Dirty Dutch Model Volleyball Tournament
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    “Pauly, that is a girl. Remember? Some were forced to act with you way back when.”

  31. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
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    Louis Anderson training for the reality show ‘Try to Find your Penis’

  32. Pauly Shore Dirty Dutch Model Volleyball Tournament
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    Matthew McConaughey is dismayed by the future, and just wants somebody to send him back to 1989.

  33. Nicole Eggert Fat Wetsuit Splash
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    Get it over with…We all know you’re going to end up hooking up with Louie Anderson!

  34. Tara Reid Drunk Jedward
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    TARA: “You love my pursey?!? All this time I thought you were saying you loved my…”

  35. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
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    Louis Anderson has really let himself go. Those words. I just said them.

  36. Nicole Eggert Fat Wetsuit Splash
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    Oh, hey, my bad. Louis Anderson doesn’t look bad at all, here.

  37. Carmen Electra Cleavage Yarnz Preview Party Fall 2013 Style360
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    Now I feel like my eyes need antibiotics.

  38. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants
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    How many of these outfits does she has to wear before someone fucks her already??

  39. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
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    He is hot but I hate that Miley Saurus hairstyle

  40. Tara Reid Drunk Jedward
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    I don’t think I’ve seen Samantha Ronson look so healthy! Or so feminine.

  41. Kirstie Alley
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    I think Kirstie Courtyard fits better.

  42. Antonio Banderas Rafael Matesanz Spain Brand Ambassador Acredidation Santander
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    “Whew! Did you see Deacon Jones get hammered and fall through a courtyard table in Barcelona last year, too?”

  43. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
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    “Dick check. One, two. Check, check.”

  44. Rosanna Davison Lingerie
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    Only a gay guy would design lingerie with a cummerbund.

  45. Caprice Bourret Bikini
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    uhh….WHO!?

  46. Tara Reid Drunk Jedward
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    Is she still married?

  47. Nick Cannon Throwing Beads Mardis Gras
    CptCreep
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    Didn’t realize Mariah Carey had a clit ring.

  48. Nicole Eggert Fat Wetsuit Splash
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    Thank God she isn’t training for a mermaid movie because I’d hate to see a an innocent whale get chopped in half.

  49. Jeremy Renner
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    “What’s that? My hat? Oh, it’s a “c” for “cock”, as in, “i want a lot of it”.”

  50. Katherine Heigl
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    This is what I would expect a cadaver to look like after floating in the ocean for a day.

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