The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.11.14

February 11th, 2014 // 299 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which continues my series ‘I Hope To Christ Jonah Hill And Leonardo DiCaprio Never Stop Promoting This Movie.’ I haven’t seen infatuation like this since Fish was forcibly removed from Toys “R” Us for attempting to shove an entire Lego Avengers Quinjet up his ass. Ok, Aaron Paul‘s coming in at a close second with Larry King in a distant third because there’s an argument to be made that he thought that was Mischa Barton standing next to him.

Final Five‘s back today, but you’re probably not going to be very happy about it,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Matt Damon George Clooney Jean Dujardin Earpiece Tranlators Che Tempo Che Fa Italian TV Show
    Visible Ink
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    You promise Brad will never see or hear of this… You’re absolutelly sure?! Ok… Well, it’s about this big. If you don’t believe me just look at Matt.

  2. Taylor Swift Cleavage Legs Short Shorts 02 Arena Performance
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    ♫ MEN SUCK!!… I’M A VICTIM!!… GIRL POWER!!.

  3. Colin Farrell Sleepy Eyes GMA
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    What an incredible photo! It’s like he was pissing in the urinal next to me!

  4. Matt Damon George Clooney Jean Dujardin Earpiece Tranlators Che Tempo Che Fa Italian TV Show
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    “So George, what are the chances of you doing another Batman movie?”

  5. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall BBC Studios
    Visible Ink
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    - Oh, oh. This is the big one. I know it. She’s dying. You hear that Camilla?! I can feel it…
    - *sigh* Not again!… Shut up, Charles. You’re mother is fine!

  6. Rita Ora Cleavage Donna Karan Show Fashion Week
    Visible Ink
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    Either that is the lowest neckline I’ve ever seen or she learned to pull her underwear up really really high.

  7. Stellan Skarsgard Hugging Bruno Ganz In Order Of Disappearance Photo Call 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
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    “Oh it’s you Skarsgard! I thought I was going to be ‘Polanskied’!”
    “I’m not hearing no in that sentence.”

  8. Larry King Kissing Susan Sarandon Bra See Through Blouse Open Jacket
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    “Are you hear to take me to the afterlife Grim Reaper?”

  9. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
    Visible Ink
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    Nice ass. Like that ‘I hate myself so I’ll have sex with anyone’ look… Can’t help it. I like girls I might have a chance with.

  10. Billy Crystal Tommy Lasorda Clippers Game
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    “This is the worst baseball game I have ever seen!”

  11. Billy Crystal Tommy Lasorda Clippers Game
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    “Why did you bring me here? Everybody looks at me funny when I jerk off to the cheerleaders!”

  12. Jonah Hill Lovingly Gazing At Leonardo DiCaprio Terence Winter The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
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    Jonah Hill = one obsequious piece of shit. Does he even realize what a fucking tool he is?

  13. Taylor Swift Cleavage Legs Short Shorts 02 Arena Performance
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    I’ve got a banjo you can strum, girly…right HERE! Be careful so you avoid getting any “music” on your dress.

  14. Mark Wahlberg The Gambler Set Giant Cue Card
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    “You look like this broad who fucked me so hard I lost the use of my legs!..Say hi to your mother for me!”

  15. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall BBC Studios
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    “Your highness, the queen mum says it’s about time you got a real job.”

  16. Mark Wahlberg The Gambler Set Giant Cue Card
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    Caution : Older actor reading giant cue card.

  17. Nicki Minaj Nipple Pasties See Through Dress Instagram
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    In France, we call This a “Saucisson”

  18. Jonah Hill Lovingly Gazing At Leonardo DiCaprio Terence Winter The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
    Allion
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    They have fucked everyone nearly to death with that movie. I already dislike it.

  19. Aaron Paul Imogen Poots Toni Collette Pierce Brosnan A Long Way Down Photo Call 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
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    Pinkman is so cute with those eyes of his)))

  20. Rihanna Topless Hands Covering Tits Instagram
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    A f-ing ape pretending to be Snowhite.

  21. Larry King Kissing Susan Sarandon Bra See Through Blouse Open Jacket
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    She is such a gracious woman. Femininely soft. Good.

  22. Drew Barrymore Yellow Teeth Book Signing Barnes & Noble
    Beatfarmer66
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    I didn’t know the Wayans were making “White Chicks 2″. Is that Shawn or Marlon?

  23. Colin Farrell Sleepy Eyes GMA
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    “Bland. James Bland.”

  24. Katie Holmes Nipples Leather Dress Donna Karan Show Fashion Week
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    I hope this doesn’t sound perverted or anything, but I’ve always appreciated her tits.

  25. Matt Damon George Clooney Jean Dujardin Earpiece Tranlators Che Tempo Che Fa Italian TV Show
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    “THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is my one and only butt-scratching finger.”

  26. Amber Rose Huge Butt Mom Jeans
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    I like her. I think she’s very pretty and sexy, and I’d like to perform abominable acts against nature on her.

  27. Aaron Paul Imogen Poots Toni Collette Pierce Brosnan A Long Way Down Photo Call 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
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    ♪ ♫ “Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream…(jump in now, Aaron)…” ♪ ♫

  28. Stellan Skarsgard Hugging Bruno Ganz In Order Of Disappearance Photo Call 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
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    “Oh, right, that IS your head. Mine doesn’t have that much hair.”

  29. Larry King Kissing Susan Sarandon Bra See Through Blouse Open Jacket
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    “Larry, no matter how hard you suck, my breasts aren’t going to deflate.”

  30. Brooke Shields Ducklips Blue Steel Face Mr Peabody And Sherman Screening
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    “Someone get Ms. Shields another lemon!”

  31. Billy Crystal Tommy Lasorda Clippers Game
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    Tommy Lasorda is still ALIVE?

  32. Paris Hilton Nipples Alice + Olivia Presentation Fashion Week
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    Her nipples line up as well as her eyes do.

    Is that stratitsmus?

  33. Billy Crystal Tommy Lasorda Clippers Game
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    A shake for breakfast, two shakes for lunch, a sensible dinner, three shakes for lunch…

  34. Mark Wahlberg The Gambler Set Giant Cue Card
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    “When I was your age, we had to memorize our damn lines!”

  35. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall BBC Studios
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    “Sometimes I get the feeling that after my legs were crushed, Camilla started cuckolding me with members of my security team,”

  36. Shia LaBeouf Filthy Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Boots Purple Socks NYPD Hoodie
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    Hey, everybody, LOOK! It’s that guy — what’s his name — who isn’t famous anymore, going to Some-Place-or-Other which nobody knows how to find, nor do they give a flying fuck. At least I THINK that’s him. After all, it’s not like he’s famous.

  37. Brenda Song Butt Yoga Pants
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    “I’ll be eating some Asian tonight. Someone go grab my chopsticks!”

  38. Nicki Minaj Nipple Pasties See Through Dress Instagram
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    I’m not a fan, but that really is a sexy pic.

  39. Nicki Minaj Nipple Pasties See Through Dress Instagram
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    All y’all need to stop talking foreign. This here is The Superficial and only English is allowed. Hai capito??

  40. Nicki Minaj Nipple Pasties See Through Dress Instagram
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    Curvy young thing, ain’t she?

  41. Katie Holmes Nipples Leather Dress Donna Karan Show Fashion Week
    MIRV
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    Hey, at least she escaped the compound.

  42. Aaron Paul Imogen Poots Toni Collette Pierce Brosnan A Long Way Down Photo Call 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
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    “This one thinks he can cook meth .”
    “Well this one thinks he a super spy!”

  43. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Hell, I’d

  44. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Hell, I’d LICK the sand off that ass!

  45. Matt Damon George Clooney Jean Dujardin Earpiece Tranlators Che Tempo Che Fa Italian TV Show
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    “…starring Matt Damon as Jonah Hill…”

  46. Drew Barrymore Yellow Teeth Book Signing Barnes & Noble
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    I love Drew Barrymore, but in this picture she looks like a simp.

  47. Leeza Gibbons Nipples See Through Dress RoboCop LA Premiere
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    She used to be hotter than habañero diarrhea!

  48. Nicki Minaj Nipple Pasties See Through Dress Instagram
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    Her next move will be a triple toe loop with a fart…

  49. Nicki Minaj Nipple Pasties See Through Dress Instagram
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    Whenever she wears her ridiculous performing wardrobe, she looks like shit. In these duds, she looks great. Has no one ever told her that?

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