The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.11.14

February 11th, 2014 // 299 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which continues my series ‘I Hope To Christ Jonah Hill And Leonardo DiCaprio Never Stop Promoting This Movie.’ I haven’t seen infatuation like this since Fish was forcibly removed from Toys “R” Us for attempting to shove an entire Lego Avengers Quinjet up his ass. Ok, Aaron Paul‘s coming in at a close second with Larry King in a distant third because there’s an argument to be made that he thought that was Mischa Barton standing next to him.

Final Five‘s back today, but you’re probably not going to be very happy about it,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Shia LaBeouf Filthy Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Boots Purple Socks NYPD Hoodie
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    I think he’s starting to slowly realize that his Uncle Eddy was molesting him and not playing GI Joe.

  2. Taylor Swift Cleavage Legs Short Shorts 02 Arena Performance
    FtG
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    Love me, love my banjo.

  3. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
    Echo5
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    Larry King shot all over that ass

  4. Jonah Hill Lovingly Gazing At Leonardo DiCaprio Terence Winter The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
    fred
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    “So Jonah,apparently you just show up uninvited to everything Leo does these days. Jesus Christ, you’re like a barnacle on his ass that can’t be removed.”

  5. Taylor Swift Cleavage Legs Short Shorts 02 Arena Performance
    fred
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    WonderCountry Woman

  6. Matt Damon George Clooney Jean Dujardin Earpiece Tranlators Che Tempo Che Fa Italian TV Show
    fred
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    “. . . and then I was like, ‘No Jonah. Your talent is this big. Of course you can’t hang out with us. Take your slobbering puckered lips over to Leo’s ass.’”

  7. Amber Rose Huge Butt Mom Jeans
    fred
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    Looking through the window, that guy’s thinking it’s not half bad. Wait til he gets a “load” of that ass.

  8. Aaron Paul Imogen Poots Toni Collette Pierce Brosnan A Long Way Down Photo Call 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    fred
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    “Who me? I’m just happy to be some place where somebody doesn’t ask me to say, ‘BITCHES’”

  9. Brenda Song Butt Yoga Pants
    Echo5
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    I’d go Rambo on her POW camp!
    Oh, she’s Thai?
    Well hell, get me a belt and a blindfold then!

  10. Colin Farrell Sleepy Eyes GMA
    anonymous
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    The new Mel Gilbson is calling you sugar tits in his mind right now.

  11. Taylor Swift Cleavage Legs Short Shorts 02 Arena Performance
    the magic johnson
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    I doubt it’s plugged in, and if it is, here’s hoping it’s turned down in the mix. Same goes for the banjo.

  12. Colin Farrell Sleepy Eyes GMA
    Yustrokeet Ahhlwatch
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    Is that young promiscuous coochie I smell eh? Hmmm…harkens to vintage Britney, circa early aughts…is her sister heeah mate?

  13. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
    Slappy Magoo
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    Like sand through the hourglass…

  14. Taylor Swift Cleavage Legs Short Shorts 02 Arena Performance
    Slappy Magoo
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    I’d like to dedicate this to my next boyfriend, I call it “YOU Are the Man of Constant Sorrow.”

  15. Colin Farrell Sleepy Eyes GMA
    Slappy Magoo
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    Ty Burrell has a mongoloid cousin?

  16. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    I’d offer to brush her off, but I don’t want to get sand in my pee hole

  17. Jonah Hill Lovingly Gazing At Leonardo DiCaprio Terence Winter The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
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    I don’t know which bothers me more, the way Jonah stares adoringly at Leo every time they’re together…or the fact that Leo crosses his legs at the knee.

    It’s the leg one. definitely.

  18. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall BBC Studios
    thecrazybetty
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    red stubby beefy paws.

  19. Aaron Paul Imogen Poots Toni Collette Pierce Brosnan A Long Way Down Photo Call 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
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    Ah yes, Imogen Poots…the lest popular Bond girl.

  20. Nicki Minaj Nipple Pasties See Through Dress Instagram
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    No, Zaloog. NO.

  21. Drew Barrymore Yellow Teeth Book Signing Barnes & Noble
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    Gee…a self important chick who thinks owning a camera makes her an artist. Never seen that before.

  22. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall BBC Studios
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    his hand looks like a Dungeoness crab.

  23. Leeza Gibbons Nipples See Through Dress RoboCop LA Premiere
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    Meh…I would. She’s still a solid 7

  24. Nicki Minaj Nipple Pasties See Through Dress Instagram
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    Bitch stole my drycleaning.

  25. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall BBC Studios
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    Oh, the indignity…they’ve slashed his budget from “horse drawn carriage” down to “horse drawn umbrella.”

  26. Colin Farrell Sleepy Eyes GMA
    Dickbutt Kiss
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    Give us your best DeNiro!

  27. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
    George P. Burdell
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    The Full Kardashian

  28. Taylor Swift Cleavage Legs Short Shorts 02 Arena Performance
    George P. Burdell
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    Paddle faster! I hear banjo music!

  29. Larry King Kissing Susan Sarandon Bra See Through Blouse Open Jacket
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    Her boobs are awesome. I don’t care how old she is.

  30. Nicki Minaj Nipple Pasties See Through Dress Instagram
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    I want to see the other side

  31. Rihanna Topless Hands Covering Tits Instagram
    Lou Braccant
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    Since Miley has gone full topless, this type of pic is now pointless, if this chick wants to stay relevant…she best post a pic of 6 dildo’s in her arse!

  32. Leeza Gibbons Nipples See Through Dress RoboCop LA Premiere
    Slappy Magoo
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    Amazing. Her wig has not aged a day.

  33. Shia LaBeouf Filthy Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Boots Purple Socks NYPD Hoodie
    Slappy Magoo
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    Not pictured – the elderly traveler screaming “that hobo stole my suitcase!”

  34. Brooke Shields Ducklips Blue Steel Face Mr Peabody And Sherman Screening
    Minky Wail
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    “Mr. Peabody can you set the WABAC Machine to 1980, you know, when perverts still jerked off while thinking about me in Blue Lagoon?”

  35. Katie Holmes Nipples Leather Dress Donna Karan Show Fashion Week
    malaka
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    in every picture there’s an east indian or perhaps persian man in the background saying it all with his eyes.

  36. Aaron Paul Imogen Poots Toni Collette Pierce Brosnan A Long Way Down Photo Call 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    malaka
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    imogen poots is a funny name.
    tee hee.

  37. Taylor Swift Cleavage Legs Short Shorts 02 Arena Performance
    Gene
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    That’s a 6 string banjo and sounds like a guitar. Nothing like the 5 string that Steve Martin play and does so very well. Taylor Swift looks great!

  38. Rihanna Topless Hands Covering Tits Instagram
    malaka
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    all she ever does is post almost naked shit onto social media and every once in a while say “ey!! na na na na”
    into an autotuned microphone.

    these are the people that we make famous and celebrate.

  39. Larry King Kissing Susan Sarandon Bra See Through Blouse Open Jacket
    malaka
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    and if anything grows while you pose,
    i’ll oil you up and rub you down.
    (up, down, up, down, up, down!!!)
    and that’s just one small fraction of the main attraction.
    you need a friendly hand. i need action!!

  40. Larry King Kissing Susan Sarandon Bra See Through Blouse Open Jacket
    penis
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    don’t dream it. be it!
    #yolo

  41. Mark Wahlberg The Gambler Set Giant Cue Card
    penis
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    the caption says mark wahlberg but all i see is the hobbit sharing dirty jokes with a paraplegic ted danson.

  42. Katie Holmes Nipples Leather Dress Donna Karan Show Fashion Week
    Assy McGee
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    Really? Nobody with the M Night Shyamilan joke? Really???

  43. Stellan Skarsgard Hugging Bruno Ganz In Order Of Disappearance Photo Call 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    Bob
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    “Thank you, Bruno! My life would be so much emptier without all the ‘Downfall’ parodies!”

  44. Taylor Swift Cleavage Legs Short Shorts 02 Arena Performance
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    I love banjos. This talentless mop handle doesn’t deserve its glory.

  45. Taylor Swift Cleavage Legs Short Shorts 02 Arena Performance
    Swearin
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    And this is in no way a metaphor for female masturbation

  46. Katie Holmes Nipples Leather Dress Donna Karan Show Fashion Week
    Swearin
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    Did she raid Trinity’s closet for her nicest evening wear?

  47. Amber Rose Huge Butt Mom Jeans
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    Mom jeans … ♪

  48. Matt Damon George Clooney Jean Dujardin Earpiece Tranlators Che Tempo Che Fa Italian TV Show
    Swearin
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    “Mr. Clooney, how much time and energy did you and your writing partner put into the script for Monuments Men?”

  49. Rihanna Topless Hands Covering Tits Instagram
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    [racist Shriner monkey joke]

  50. Stellan Skarsgard Hugging Bruno Ganz In Order Of Disappearance Photo Call 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    Swearin
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    Are we sure this isn’t a still frame from one of Stellan’s scenes in “Nymphomaniac?”

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