The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.11.14

February 11th, 2014 // 299 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which continues my series ‘I Hope To Christ Jonah Hill And Leonardo DiCaprio Never Stop Promoting This Movie.’ I haven’t seen infatuation like this since Fish was forcibly removed from Toys “R” Us for attempting to shove an entire Lego Avengers Quinjet up his ass. Ok, Aaron Paul‘s coming in at a close second with Larry King in a distant third because there’s an argument to be made that he thought that was Mischa Barton standing next to him.

Final Five‘s back today, but you’re probably not going to be very happy about it,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jonah Hill Lovingly Gazing At Leonardo DiCaprio Terence Winter The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
    Commented on this photo:

    “So what are your thoughts on this movie?”
    Leo: “Well, it’s a culmination of a lot of things, but it’s one of my career highlights.”
    Jonah: “Eeee hee hee heee! Heee heee Leoooooo!! Hehehehe!”

  2. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall BBC Studios
    wrynoceros
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    The face of a man who realizes he will never be King…

  3. Shia LaBeouf Filthy Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Boots Purple Socks NYPD Hoodie
    Dildo Baggins
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    I ran into this dude at the comedy store in LA and he fucking stunk like a bum and he had the same outfit on

  4. Rita Ora Cleavage Donna Karan Show Fashion Week
    wrynoceros
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    (Rhianna – tattoos) + boobs = Rita Ora

  5. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Damn that is one fine ass and she markets it perfectly

  6. Taylor Swift Cleavage Legs Short Shorts 02 Arena Performance
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    If she just opened her mouth like that for the men she dates maybe she wouldn’t be broken up with so many of them…
    Just sayin….

  7. Katie Holmes Nipples Leather Dress Donna Karan Show Fashion Week
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    Damn that is one impressive nipple to poke through leather like that…

  8. Katie Holmes Nipples Leather Dress Donna Karan Show Fashion Week
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It’s weird. I can see in this pic why Jamie Foxx wanted to hit that and why Tom Cruise didn’t.

  9. Colin Farrell Sleepy Eyes GMA
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    Not really a morning guy, Colin throws up in Robin’s lap.

  10. Amber Rose Huge Butt Mom Jeans
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    Please just go and stay away…

  11. Drew Barrymore Yellow Teeth Book Signing Barnes & Noble
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think you can find everything from her local supermarket under that shirt.

  12. Nicki Minaj Nipple Pasties See Through Dress Instagram
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    Titties is cool

  13. Shia LaBeouf Filthy Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Boots Purple Socks NYPD Hoodie
    dontkillthemessenger
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    On second thought, put the bag back on.

  14. Katie Holmes Nipples Leather Dress Donna Karan Show Fashion Week
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    FWIW — I cannot stand that half-smile she always does.

    • Could be a self-conscious thing. I know people who hate their smiles who do that a lot, especially those with bad teeth. Not saying that’s why she does it, but you never know I guess.

  15. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Is it racist if I can’t tell one hot chick with sand on her ass from another?

    • bob

      No, you’re just a moron that doesn’t understand what racism is.

      • Hugh G. Rection

        Aww, are you still pissed about my comment in the Samuel L. Fishbourne post?

      • bob

        I don’ t follow stupid so I don’t know what comments you speak of.
        Please do not respond to me again out of mercy. Have mercy on my IQ points that you drain just by conversing with me.
        I already took a gamble by replying to you, but obviously underestimated the strength of your idiocy.

  16. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
    Bonky
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    Sandy Cheeks

  17. Leeza Gibbons Nipples See Through Dress RoboCop LA Premiere
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    She doesn’t look like herself anymore. Stay away from the knife.

  18. Jonah Hill Lovingly Gazing At Leonardo DiCaprio Terence Winter The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
    kafak
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    “Gosh, Leo is so handsome, I just – oh shit, he’s laughing, I should laugh too so people think I was paying attention.”

  19. Drew Barrymore Yellow Teeth Book Signing Barnes & Noble
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Good for her. She understands which side of the camera she belongs on.

  20. Aaron Paul Imogen Poots Toni Collette Pierce Brosnan A Long Way Down Photo Call 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    ThisWillHurt
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    Aaron Paul giving creepy eyes to a hot girl named Poots. Can this day get better?

  21. Jonah Hill Lovingly Gazing At Leonardo DiCaprio Terence Winter The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
    Bonky
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    Leo, you are a huge movie star, you demand tens of millions of
    dollars for each role you take on, you have been with countless
    beautiful women around the world, your name or face can get
    you into any place you want to go. So tell me, what did you think
    when the studio paired you up with this douchebag ?

  22. Larry King Kissing Susan Sarandon Bra See Through Blouse Open Jacket
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    *whispers* I’m just a sweet transvestite, from Brooklyn, New York.

  23. Katie Holmes Nipples Leather Dress Donna Karan Show Fashion Week
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    Bell’s palsy?

  24. Katie Holmes Nipples Leather Dress Donna Karan Show Fashion Week
    Matt
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    In every pic like this there’s always a black guy who thinks he sees a ghost.

  25. Larry King Kissing Susan Sarandon Bra See Through Blouse Open Jacket
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    Larry “The Lamprey” King.

  26. Taylor Swift Cleavage Legs Short Shorts 02 Arena Performance
    Bonky
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    Taylor Swift performing her new country single “You broke my heart so
    now I am going to fucking kill you in your sleep (If I can find out
    where you are hiding)”.

  27. Shia LaBeouf Filthy Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Boots Purple Socks NYPD Hoodie
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Changing your clothes is for the docile masses. Or anyone not trying too hard to make a point. Or anyone who cares about anything at all ever. I’m sorry I’m not like you.”

  28. Katie Holmes Nipples Leather Dress Donna Karan Show Fashion Week
    Bonky
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    Carrying Suri around for the past 8 years really took a toll on her
    spine.

  29. Taylor Swift Cleavage Legs Short Shorts 02 Arena Performance
    BB
    Commented on this photo:

    …and so Taylor Swift’s transformation into ‘Banjo Courtney Love’ begins…

  30. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
    i came in like a twerking ball
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Anastasia,
    nice.
    I live in Santa Barbara, and would like to offer my professional photography services. We can do better!

    • Jeez, dude, just walk up and down the beach until you see her, then take a few pictures and offer them for sale to sites like these. If you don’t find her, you’ll probably find someone just as good. Fish and Photo Boy don’t seem too particular about the bikini chicks they put up here.

  31. Taylor Swift Cleavage Legs Short Shorts 02 Arena Performance
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    ♫ “Will the cherry stay unbroken … ” ♪

  32. Katie Holmes Nipples Leather Dress Donna Karan Show Fashion Week
    cmonreally
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    I can’t stop laughing at the impressive double chin the guy in the back is throwing down.

  33. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    I wish she’d smile instead of looking like she’s got sand in her vagina. Oh, wait.

  34. Nicki Minaj Nipple Pasties See Through Dress Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Her big black bimbo impression gets my respect. It takes a lot of work to look that trashy!

  35. Aaron Paul Imogen Poots Toni Collette Pierce Brosnan A Long Way Down Photo Call 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    Matt
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys ever see breaking bad? I was in that you know. Hello? Um, you guys want Bryan Cranston’s phone number, cuz I can get that for you? It’s in my hotel room. Do you want to come up?

  36. Amber Rose Huge Butt Mom Jeans
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    No, you don’t look human yet. You look like that creature from Splice.

  37. Matt Damon George Clooney Jean Dujardin Earpiece Tranlators Che Tempo Che Fa Italian TV Show
    cmonreally
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    “How big is it? This big – and I still manage to get more and better tail than anyone else.”

  38. Brooke Shields Ducklips Blue Steel Face Mr Peabody And Sherman Screening
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    so would.

  39. Jonah Hill Lovingly Gazing At Leonardo DiCaprio Terence Winter The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
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    Guys, grow up. Sometimes a microphone is just a microphone, and sometimes you have to gaze longingly at another man while holding on to that microphone with both hands waiting for your opportunity to bring it to your mouth.

  40. Amber Rose Huge Butt Mom Jeans
    kafak
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    This is the first time in months that she’s been able to cram her massive ass in jeans, no wonder she did a pap stroll.

  41. Paris Hilton Nipples Alice + Olivia Presentation Fashion Week
    kafak
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    Wonk wonk.

  42. Shia LaBeouf Filthy Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Boots Purple Socks NYPD Hoodie
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    Someday they’re gonna find this guy dead in his apartment surrounded by Beanie Babies, German pornography, 658 empty bottles of YooHoo and an industrial freezer full of his own semen.

  43. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    In between selfies, she sometimes surfs! I hear…

  44. Shia LaBeouf Filthy Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Boots Purple Socks NYPD Hoodie
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    His paper bag is in the suitcase.

  45. Nicki Minaj Nipple Pasties See Through Dress Instagram
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    Well PhotoBoy, at least you know us. You were right. We don’t like it.

  46. Stellan Skarsgard Hugging Bruno Ganz In Order Of Disappearance Photo Call 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    cmonreally
    Commented on this photo:

    This just in: Photographers at the Berlinale International Film Festival have documented the first ever natural case of male conception. Congrats to the happy fathers.

  47. Colin Farrell Sleepy Eyes GMA
    Eejut
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    The eyes of a drifter.

  48. Nicki Minaj Nipple Pasties See Through Dress Instagram
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    Her ass is so big it has tilted the horizon.

  49. Amber Rose Huge Butt Mom Jeans
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    “Well, we’re going to need all month, and Engineering is definitely going to have to get involved, but I think we can do it.” – Rep for Levi Strauss.

  50. Aaron Paul Imogen Poots Toni Collette Pierce Brosnan A Long Way Down Photo Call 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    For a second I thought the blurry guy was Shatner.

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