The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.6.16

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a shit-ton of pics from whatever the fuck The Fashion Awards are on account of Jared Leto showing up looking like Pimp Michael Jackson, Jaden Smith wearing his grill, and Salma Hayek’s husband groping her on the red carpet, because he’s a billionaire and that’s the whole point. There’s other stuff too, but you’ve definitely already noticed the Soviet Fuckbot below hosing off her boobs, so I’m not sure why I’m even sill typi

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