The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.6.11

December 6th, 2011 // 313 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Hugh Jackman and his wife who’s not-at-all-a-beard because just look at all that.. wife, Zac Efron just looking absolutely thrilled to be involved with New Year’s Eve (Is Michelle Pfeiffer molesting him or something? He hasn’t earned that yet.) and David Beckham just found out the league considers rampant self-cock-grabbing a penalty now. There’s no longer joy in this world.

In Christ,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Reese Witherspoon Bandaged Hand
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    “I may have a broken finger but that guy will not survive my chin jabs…”

  2. Shaquille O'Neal Book Signing
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    “WTF you mean he’s mine????”
    “Yeah! WTF You mean I’m his???!??!?!”

  3. Jeff Goldblum
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    His head looks like the lit end of a cigarette

  4. Reese Witherspoon Bandaged Hand
    SSHGuru
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    She was reaching to fix her chair and hit her chin…

  5. Reese Witherspoon Bandaged Hand
    SSHGuru
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    She was reaching to fix her hair and hit her chin…

  6. Kristen Johnston
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    Aren’t stripes meant for prison and not escaped lunatic?

  7. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    She needs a necklace.
    Any volunteers?

  8. Fergie Cleavage New Years Eve Premiere
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    I don’t care what you all say, I would punch a cancer stricken kid to be with her…

    • Cock Dr

      And how will you feel about yourself after going to all that trouble, only to discover the scrotum under that sparkly skirt?

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Don’t hurt your hand on the kid though. You still have to hold your dick and Fergie’s too.

  9. Reese Witherspoon Bandaged Hand
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    chin stretching exercises

  10. Aida Yespica Miss Venezuela Butt Bikini
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    Venezuela represent!!!

  11. Michelle Pfeiffer Zac Efron New Years Eve Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Michelle Pfeiffer???
    Not only is she still alive but she looks like that?
    There’s a deal with Satan if I ever saw one.

  12. Michelle Pfeiffer Zac Efron New Years Eve Premiere
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    Michelle Pfeiffer is a VAMPIRE!!

  13. Shaquille O'Neal Book Signing
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    this kid’s trying to steal my wheaties!!

  14. Aida Yespica Miss Venezuela Butt Bikini
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    great ass!

  15. Lindsay Lohan Hat Velour Pants
    Cock Dr
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    I like the hat.
    You can hide things under a hat like that.
    Not that LiLo has anything to hide….of course not.

  16. Shaquille O'Neal Book Signing
    Jill
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    Hold on Shaq, i got this!

  17. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly Tight Pants
    Cock Dr
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    Lots of baggage, inside and out.

    • Evil Dick Tater

      She’s carrying it high. Conventional wisdom informs us this means it’s the Antichrist.

  18. Jeff Goldblum
    Jill
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    Thissi the worst I’ve seen him look, and that includes having seen The Fly.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Hat Velour Pants
    Jill
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    So she’s not even tryign to hide the fact that she’s actually a porn star from the 70s anymore? I like it!

  20. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Byzantium
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a heaving romance novel bosom if there ever was one.

  21. Hugh Jackman Deborra Lee Furness
    SSHGuru
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    Her hair is trying to crawl off her head and make it’s way to Donald Trumps.

  22. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Byzantium
    Not here
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    More like Bazoomtium!

  23. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Byzantium
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Monuments of their own magnificence

  24. Shaquille O'Neal Book Signing
    Satan's bitch
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    I don’t have anything smart-ass to say, this is just a great shot! Frickin’ hilarious. Thanks, PB!

  25. *First.* Morphing into Jack Nicholson. Looks like her nose is in competition with her razor sharp chin.

  26. Aida Yespica Miss Venezuela Butt Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    There ya go.

  27. Hugh Jackman Deborra Lee Furness
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    She’s got a shit stopping face.

  28. Jeff Goldblum
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    Jeff Oldblum.

  29. Shaquille O'Neal Book Signing
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    Shaq Uncut? Sounds like a foreskin fetish porno.

  30. Reese Witherspoon Bandaged Hand
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    Uh Uh y’all…I ain’t gonna talk ’bout fight club. Ain’t gonna do it.

  31. Hugh Jackman Deborra Lee Furness
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    Any guesses as to how much crank these two did in the last 90 seconds? (hint: it’s a lot)

  32. Michelle Pfeiffer Zac Efron New Years Eve Premiere
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    Awe…Zach took his gramma to the movies.

  33. Kristen Johnston
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    Oh shit, she’s channeling Courtney Love again…pin her down before she starts flashing her tits.

  34. Fergie Cleavage New Years Eve Premiere
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    Not that much trouble. You’d be surprised how easily you can get in and out of the cancer ward in a clown costume :)

  35. Aida Yespica Miss Venezuela Butt Bikini
    Satan's bitch
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    Her name sounds like a cleaning solution.

  36. Shaquille O'Neal Book Signing
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    “what? Kobe wants a dunk contest outside? Hold me back kid…hold me back!”

  37. Hugh Jackman Deborra Lee Furness
    chinto
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    Not quite ready for HD

  38. Aida Yespica Miss Venezuela Butt Bikini
    JC
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    Well, she’s no Pippa, but I guess she’ll do in a pinch.

  39. Kristen Johnston
    chinto
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    She may be the best mime I have ever seen

  40. David Beckham
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Normally I can’t tell them apart but that one’s a ringer for David Beckham

  41. Hugh Jackman Deborra Lee Furness
    userofalltrades
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    I’m willing to bet my anal virginity that he’s gay.

  42. Lindsay Lohan Hat Velour Pants
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    I thought she was dead. I haven’t seen much reported on her lately.

  43. Michelle Pfeiffer Zac Efron New Years Eve Premiere
    EricLr
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    That’s the look she gives you right before she swallows your soul to sacrifice to the Dark Lord for a few more years of youth.

  44. Kristen Johnston
    userofalltrades
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    Seen here demonstrating the ‘Gary Busey’.

  45. Lindsay Lohan Hat Velour Pants
    EricLr
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    Wouldn’t you just love to be her hairdresser? “Hi, can you start by getting the semen and coke dust out, please?”

  46. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Byzantium
    chinto
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    Looks like her arm has some rough finger bruises going on.

  47. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Byzantium
    The Pope
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    She must be a friggin’ genius!

  48. Hugh Jackman Deborra Lee Furness
    Evil Dick Tater
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    I never realized it before but Hugh looks like he could be Jon Hamm’s uglier brother. Good for him!

  49. Minka Kelly
    Big Waddy
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    Looks like she has a bit of Jeter on her chin.

  50. Kristen Johnston
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    “I M-U-U-ST F-E-E-ED!!!”

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