Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Hugh Jackman and his wife who’s not-at-all-a-beard because just look at all that.. wife, Zac Efron just looking absolutely thrilled to be involved with New Year’s Eve (Is Michelle Pfeiffer molesting him or something? He hasn’t earned that yet.) and David Beckham just found out the league considers rampant self-cock-grabbing a penalty now. There’s no longer joy in this world.
In Christ,
- The Superficial
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“I may have a broken finger but that guy will not survive my chin jabs…”
She is preparing challenge Rumer Willis for the title of “Empress Chin.”
HAHAhA Freeway reference?? “My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile”
“WTF you mean he’s mine????”
“Yeah! WTF You mean I’m his???!??!?!”
His head looks like the lit end of a cigarette
She was reaching to fix her chair and hit her chin…
She was reaching to fix her hair and hit her chin…
Aren’t stripes meant for prison and not escaped lunatic?
She needs a necklace.
Any volunteers?
Akoya, freshwater, or salty?
I don’t care what you all say, I would punch a cancer stricken kid to be with her…
And how will you feel about yourself after going to all that trouble, only to discover the scrotum under that sparkly skirt?
Don’t hurt your hand on the kid though. You still have to hold your dick and Fergie’s too.
chin stretching exercises
“We must, we must, we must increase our jut!”
Venezuela represent!!!
Michelle Pfeiffer???
Not only is she still alive but she looks like that?
There’s a deal with Satan if I ever saw one.
Yes, although it’s a shame she no longer looks like Michelle Pfeiffer.
Michelle Pfeiffer is a VAMPIRE!!
this kid’s trying to steal my wheaties!!
great ass!
I like the hat.
You can hide things under a hat like that.
Not that LiLo has anything to hide….of course not.
Hold on Shaq, i got this!
Lots of baggage, inside and out.
She’s carrying it high. Conventional wisdom informs us this means it’s the Antichrist.
Thissi the worst I’ve seen him look, and that includes having seen The Fly.
So she’s not even tryign to hide the fact that she’s actually a porn star from the 70s anymore? I like it!
That’s a heaving romance novel bosom if there ever was one.
Her hair is trying to crawl off her head and make it’s way to Donald Trumps.
More like Bazoomtium!
LOL Word!
Monuments of their own magnificence
I don’t have anything smart-ass to say, this is just a great shot! Frickin’ hilarious. Thanks, PB!
*First.* Morphing into Jack Nicholson. Looks like her nose is in competition with her razor sharp chin.
There ya go.
I’ll bet she’d throw a pissy fit if you reached in there while searching for your car keys. She seems like the type.
Lots of things in life are just for lookin’.
She’s got a shit stopping face.
Jeff Oldblum.
Good
Shaq Uncut? Sounds like a foreskin fetish porno.
Uh Uh y’all…I ain’t gonna talk ’bout fight club. Ain’t gonna do it.
Any guesses as to how much crank these two did in the last 90 seconds? (hint: it’s a lot)
Awe…Zach took his gramma to the movies.
Oh shit, she’s channeling Courtney Love again…pin her down before she starts flashing her tits.
Not that much trouble. You’d be surprised how easily you can get in and out of the cancer ward in a clown costume :)
Her name sounds like a cleaning solution.
Fuckin’ good one.
“what? Kobe wants a dunk contest outside? Hold me back kid…hold me back!”
Not quite ready for HD
Well, she’s no Pippa, but I guess she’ll do in a pinch.
Pippa ain’t got nothing compared to this…then again she doesn’t have nothing compared to most.
pretty, pretty sure that was sarcasm coming from jc ;)
She may be the best mime I have ever seen
Normally I can’t tell them apart but that one’s a ringer for David Beckham
I’m willing to bet my anal virginity that he’s gay.
No way. I know he’s not gay because when he blew me he didn’t swallow!
I thought she was dead. I haven’t seen much reported on her lately.
That’s the look she gives you right before she swallows your soul to sacrifice to the Dark Lord for a few more years of youth.
…and you totally go for it.
Seen here demonstrating the ‘Gary Busey’.
Wouldn’t you just love to be her hairdresser? “Hi, can you start by getting the semen and coke dust out, please?”
Looks like her arm has some rough finger bruises going on.
Obviously when you motorboat this chick, you grab each arm hard, and shake her for all she’s worth.
+!
She must be a friggin’ genius!
I never realized it before but Hugh looks like he could be Jon Hamm’s uglier brother. Good for him!
Looks like she has a bit of Jeter on her chin.
“I M-U-U-ST F-E-E-ED!!!”