Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Hugh Jackman and his wife who’s not-at-all-a-beard because just look at all that.. wife, Zac Efron just looking absolutely thrilled to be involved with New Year’s Eve (Is Michelle Pfeiffer molesting him or something? He hasn’t earned that yet.) and David Beckham just found out the league considers rampant self-cock-grabbing a penalty now. There’s no longer joy in this world.
- The Superficial