Not Pictured: Chris Brown‘s penis as a straw. (It’s the only logical progression.)
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you get treated to not just one, but three shots from something called James Argent’s Charity TOWIE Live Show event which I’m just going to casually assume is some sort of British hooker prom. We’ve also got Corey Feldman who amazingly still has enough money and/or left over drugs from the 80′s to pull this off, Will.i.am suddenly forced to rethink his dinner outfit, and finally, Kim Kardashian trying to pull the focus away from that huge herp on her lip yesterday.
Remember that guys? Just yesterday, when Kim Kardashian had a giant herp on her lip,
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I thought it was a Halloween photo at first. I’m still not convinced it isn’t.
Life imitating art… is it me or is that the homeless guy in “Groundhog Day”?
Kim, when your ass is straining to escape cotton interlock, it’s time to buy a sturdier fabric.
Even with him looking like a greasy used car salesman pornstar, I would so ride him like a show pony.
“I’ve made a huge mistake!” – Kanye West
“…and then Jon Hamm went like this…and the whole room went dark!”
Hmmm..looks a little under-dressed for a gypsy wedding…
Needs more cowbell.
Madonna should take notes.
I guess this is how you dress in England to let everyone at the party know you’ll fuck for acting roles.
David..Try and look perplexed!
Jesus Christ.. What a loser.
NICE!…Euro Disney Has a strip club!
What could he possibly be doing in Home Depot to look like that? Converting Fahrenheit to Celsius in his head?
She was so impressed by the story of a cop who bought shoes for a homeless man she decided to give charity to the next homeless person she saw. That’s when she ran into Corey Feldman.
“Here is some money. Tell your daughter Lindsay I hope she cleans up her act.”
Sooo… I just park my bike in the rack?
Even with “Osama Been Rockin’” on roller skates, Will.i.am is still the weirdest looking one in this photo.
Still on the Krispy Kreme diet plan I see…
He needs to thin his hair out more on the sides, because he reminds me of that clown on the Simpsons looking like that.
WTF? He doesn’t have money. How is he getting these hookups?
I’d like to slather BBQ sauce on that thigh and hump her leg till I fell into a coma.
“Which one of these Home Depot workers do I choose to carry my stuff to my car…”
My son… I’m so proud.
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Does she have a disease on her eyes?
“This beach needs to swept. There too much sand.”
They’ve rediscovered Flubber !!!!!!
I just can’t say he looks like a garden gnome. I just can’t do it.
Love this place! Give me The Superficial, the Onion, and thecurio.net and I’m set!
“why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?”
Papa Smurf?
“baby, your shit done gone bad “
Robert Klein?
Married David Cross looks different.
is it possible to go a day without seeing this narcissistic bitch?
he looks happy; rock on, Corey
The outfit is not so slimming is it?
I hope the 70′s porn ‘stache is for a movie role?
is it sad I do not know which one is Will.i.am?
Nup. We envy you.
gross…..just gross…..30 is hitting this fat gal like a ton of bricks
I do not understand the appeal of this guy – his is fucking UGLY – reminds me of that Biggest Loser Bob Harper
you cannot fix years of cigarettes, booze and sun with face injections
but you can try! oh boy can you try!
Poor fellow must have rolled onto the freeway to sustain a head injury like that…
It must have chilly there.
“Promise to never ever ever drive in a car with daddy behind the wheel.”
That must be the best placement of a Christmas Tree ever.
Look she is ready for the Nutcracker.
Never go full Travolta.
There is nothing quite as inspiring as the sight of an aging deuchebag.
Gayson Bourne doing Magnum Steel.