The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.4.12

December 4th, 2012 // 562 Comments

Not Pictured: Chris Brown‘s penis as a straw. (It’s the only logical progression.)

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you get treated to not just one, but three shots from something called James Argent’s Charity TOWIE Live Show event which I’m just going to casually assume is some sort of British hooker prom. We’ve also got Corey Feldman who amazingly still has enough money and/or left over drugs from the 80′s to pull this off, Will.i.am suddenly forced to rethink his dinner outfit, and finally, Kim Kardashian trying to pull the focus away from that huge herp on her lip yesterday.

Remember that guys? Just yesterday, when Kim Kardashian had a giant herp on her lip,

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  1. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
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    I thought it was a Halloween photo at first. I’m still not convinced it isn’t.

  2. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
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    Life imitating art… is it me or is that the homeless guy in “Groundhog Day”?

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
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    Kim, when your ass is straining to escape cotton interlock, it’s time to buy a sturdier fabric.

  4. Christopher Meloni Moustache
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    Even with him looking like a greasy used car salesman pornstar, I would so ride him like a show pony.

  5. Georgia Salpa Butt Tight Pants Suit Life Of Pi Premiere
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “I’ve made a huge mistake!” – Kanye West

  6. Seal Fingerless Yellow Fingernail Polish
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    “…and then Jon Hamm went like this…and the whole room went dark!”

  7. Lauren Pope Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
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    Hmmm..looks a little under-dressed for a gypsy wedding…

  8. Lauren Pope Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
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    Needs more cowbell.

  9. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
    Joe
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    Madonna should take notes.

  10. Frankie Essex Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
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    I guess this is how you dress in England to let everyone at the party know you’ll fuck for acting roles.

  11. David Beckham Knit Hat Eyes Closed
    Bigalkie
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    David..Try and look perplexed!

  12. Frankie Essex Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
    Bigalkie
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    Jesus Christ.. What a loser.

  13. Lauren Pope Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
    Bionic_Crouton
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    NICE!…Euro Disney Has a strip club!

  14. David Beckham Knit Hat Eyes Closed
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    What could he possibly be doing in Home Depot to look like that? Converting Fahrenheit to Celsius in his head?

  15. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
    Bionic_Crouton
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    She was so impressed by the story of a cop who bought shoes for a homeless man she decided to give charity to the next homeless person she saw. That’s when she ran into Corey Feldman.

  16. Christopher Meloni Moustache
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Here is some money. Tell your daughter Lindsay I hope she cleans up her act.”

  17. Danni Park-Dempsey Cleavage TOWIE Live Show Event
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Sooo… I just park my bike in the rack?

  18. Will.i.am
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Even with “Osama Been Rockin’” on roller skates, Will.i.am is still the weirdest looking one in this photo.

  19. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Still on the Krispy Kreme diet plan I see…

  20. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
    Biff
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    He needs to thin his hair out more on the sides, because he reminds me of that clown on the Simpsons looking like that.

  21. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
    Biff
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    WTF? He doesn’t have money. How is he getting these hookups?

  22. Michelle Schall Bikini
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    I’d like to slather BBQ sauce on that thigh and hump her leg till I fell into a coma.

  23. David Beckham Knit Hat Eyes Closed
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Which one of these Home Depot workers do I choose to carry my stuff to my car…”

  24. Frankie Essex Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
    Bionic_Crouton
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    My son… I’m so proud.

  25. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/04/bebe-poulin-maman-selenga-08-zoo-de-granby-g-340_251.jpg[/img]

  26. Melanie Griffith Ripple Of Hope Gala
    Oh Please!
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    Does she have a disease on her eyes?

  27. Michelle Schall Bikini
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “This beach needs to swept. There too much sand.”

  28. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
    Anthony Scuzzione
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    They’ve rediscovered Flubber !!!!!!

  29. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
    Armalite
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    I just can’t say he looks like a garden gnome. I just can’t do it.

    Love this place! Give me The Superficial, the Onion, and thecurio.net and I’m set!

  30. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
    Bloke from the Poke
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    “why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?”

  31. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
    eneums
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    Papa Smurf?

  32. Melanie Griffith Ripple Of Hope Gala
    Bloke from the Poke
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    “baby, your shit done gone bad “

  33. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
    dude
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    Robert Klein?

  34. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
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    Married David Cross looks different.

  35. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Supreme Bitch Hat Twitter
    Mama Pinkus
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    is it possible to go a day without seeing this narcissistic bitch?

  36. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
    Mama Pinkus
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    he looks happy; rock on, Corey

  37. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Cleavage Bra Baseball Hat
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    The outfit is not so slimming is it?

  38. Christopher Meloni Moustache
    Mama Pinkus
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    I hope the 70′s porn ‘stache is for a movie role?

  39. Will.i.am
    Mama Pinkus
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    is it sad I do not know which one is Will.i.am?

  40. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
    Mama Pinkus
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    gross…..just gross…..30 is hitting this fat gal like a ton of bricks

  41. David Beckham Knit Hat Eyes Closed
    Mama Pinkus
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    I do not understand the appeal of this guy – his is fucking UGLY – reminds me of that Biggest Loser Bob Harper

  42. Melanie Griffith Ripple Of Hope Gala
    Mama Pinkus
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    you cannot fix years of cigarettes, booze and sun with face injections

  43. Will.i.am
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    Poor fellow must have rolled onto the freeway to sustain a head injury like that…

  44. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
    Mickey01232000
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    It must have chilly there.

  45. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
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    “Promise to never ever ever drive in a car with daddy behind the wheel.”

  46. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
    Mickey01232000
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    That must be the best placement of a Christmas Tree ever.

  47. Lauren Pope Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
    Mickey01232000
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    Look she is ready for the Nutcracker.

  48. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
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    Never go full Travolta.

  49. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
    Mickey01232000
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    There is nothing quite as inspiring as the sight of an aging deuchebag.

  50. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Gayson Bourne doing Magnum Steel.

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