Not Pictured: Chris Brown‘s penis as a straw. (It’s the only logical progression.)
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you get treated to not just one, but three shots from something called James Argent’s Charity TOWIE Live Show event which I’m just going to casually assume is some sort of British hooker prom. We’ve also got Corey Feldman who amazingly still has enough money and/or left over drugs from the 80′s to pull this off, Will.i.am suddenly forced to rethink his dinner outfit, and finally, Kim Kardashian trying to pull the focus away from that huge herp on her lip yesterday.
Remember that guys? Just yesterday, when Kim Kardashian had a giant herp on her lip,
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I thought you said you were Jude Law. What the hell are all these photographers doing here?
“Wanna know what I think of your show, Leno? . . . There. Like that?”
Since when did Matt Damon go from Jason Bourne to looking like my cousin Paul who thinks that discussing string theory is appropriate party conversation? That image must been unseen! Cleanse! Cleanse!
Wow, what a big ass.
Ummm… She got peed on in a sex tape!
Ahhhh… fake wedding!
Yea, I’m out. I think this one’s all dried up.
He’s ready for a bit part as a dwarf in that hobbit movie
Very occasionally I dress like this around the house, but I know better then to go outside.
You know “…better THAN to go outside…” Right?
I admire the audacity of his wardrobe choices.
I thought the rule was you weren’t suppose to wear stupid bitch after Labor day.
She needs more botox.
BUY HIM SOME SHOES, TAKE A PHOTO…GET ON TV! SIMPLE!
I loved her in Punisher: War Zone!
That is one big rump roast under there.
MOO
Come on, penis…stop bothering me, I’m trying to think of something witty to say.
That’s a nice happy anti gravity shot.
of course VIC MACKEY BANGS HALLE BERRY FOR HER PROTECTION.
Vitamin C is very important when you’re a fat dirty whore.
The wax figure is a better actor than the original.
Awkward moment 183. Jude Law realizing he’s as useless as nipples on a breastplate.
“No seriously, blow me. Okay, okay…how about, just a little nibble”
Nice rounded diaper!
its obvious that russian girl really thinks charlie sheen will get her big job in big hollywood movie.
Judging from her outfit, and smile…Soviet mail order bride, is the only explanation.
Even with Olivia Munn in the room, Jay Leno is still the bigger whore.
you would think dr frankenstein would have given the bride of frankenstein a better set of eyes.
Pokies Mon! “Gotta catch ‘em all!”
Ke$ha cleaned up her act a bit. Good for her!
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Matt Damon
The Horse Whisperer
Just another unknown Black Eye Pea member, looking for a handout.
She’s not fat…just her butt is fat. :P
Awwww…she’s just big-boned!
Yeah, most of her skeleton seems to have collected in her ass.
I’m thinking it must be that time of the month. It appears she’s retaining water. And hamburgers, fries, leg of lamb, pork chops, ham, beef Wellington, baked Alaska…
“Hmmmm…a GoldenPalace tattoo across my forehead would look really good”
The dress says, “13″…but, her vagina says “blue waffle”.
Dat Ass.
She also has quite a nice derrière.
What a dirty mudduck.
Pulling a Reverse Silverstone with the sugar cube her daughter nabbed off the table.
That’s actually not a wax figure, he’s just walking around heavily airbrushed these days.
I was just thinking, “Gerry B is a magnet for untalented skanks,” and boom. Case closed.
They look like they just joined scientology.
I can’t believe he pulls trim l like this using the “Hey, I was in Goonies” line.
I wish she’d wear clothes which left more to the imagination.
Does this charity benefit ailing figure skaters or something?
I though she had a stroke or something?
Yay!
Dude, don’t hate on the gray-haired lady. She is working the runway right there.
So this is what happens when you fuck black guys….
Your ass gets fat from eating too much fried chicken.
Moooooooo!
Wait, is he also in that Faded Gigolo movie?
Yeah…. she ‘aight.
I think we all know who is bringing the glamor to this shot.
S’up, Weird Al?
Rhianna lounging with her wife-beater… I mean, IN her wife-beaters.
Nice shoes Buster Brown.. and how many roofies did you have to ply this chick with? She is miles out of your league.