The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.4.12

December 4th, 2012 // 562 Comments

Not Pictured: Chris Brown‘s penis as a straw. (It’s the only logical progression.)

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you get treated to not just one, but three shots from something called James Argent’s Charity TOWIE Live Show event which I’m just going to casually assume is some sort of British hooker prom. We’ve also got Corey Feldman who amazingly still has enough money and/or left over drugs from the 80′s to pull this off, Will.i.am suddenly forced to rethink his dinner outfit, and finally, Kim Kardashian trying to pull the focus away from that huge herp on her lip yesterday.

Remember that guys? Just yesterday, when Kim Kardashian had a giant herp on her lip,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
    Don Draper's Dad
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    I thought you said you were Jude Law. What the hell are all these photographers doing here?

  2. Olivia Munn Gerard Butler Jay Leno The Tonight Show
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Wanna know what I think of your show, Leno? . . . There. Like that?”

  3. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
    Livid
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    Since when did Matt Damon go from Jason Bourne to looking like my cousin Paul who thinks that discussing string theory is appropriate party conversation? That image must been unseen! Cleanse! Cleanse!

  4. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
    Montana
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    Wow, what a big ass.
    Ummm… She got peed on in a sex tape!
    Ahhhh… fake wedding!
    Yea, I’m out. I think this one’s all dried up.

  5. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
    Cock Dr
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    He’s ready for a bit part as a dwarf in that hobbit movie

  6. Lauren Pope Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
    Cock Dr
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    Very occasionally I dress like this around the house, but I know better then to go outside.

  7. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
    Cock Dr
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    I admire the audacity of his wardrobe choices.

  8. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Supreme Bitch Hat Twitter
    Bionic_Crouton
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    I thought the rule was you weren’t suppose to wear stupid bitch after Labor day.

  9. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
    Cock Dr
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    She needs more botox.

  10. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
    Toe Jam
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    BUY HIM SOME SHOES, TAKE A PHOTO…GET ON TV! SIMPLE!

  11. Melanie Griffith Ripple Of Hope Gala
    Darth Mung
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    I loved her in Punisher: War Zone!

  12. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
    Cock Dr
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    That is one big rump roast under there.
    MOO

  13. Georgia Salpa Butt Tight Pants Suit Life Of Pi Premiere
    Toe Jam
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    Come on, penis…stop bothering me, I’m trying to think of something witty to say.

  14. Michelle Schall Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a nice happy anti gravity shot.

  15. Halle Berry
    zomgbie
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    of course VIC MACKEY BANGS HALLE BERRY FOR HER PROTECTION.

  16. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Cleavage Bra Baseball Hat
    Toe Jam
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    Vitamin C is very important when you’re a fat dirty whore.

  17. John Travolta Wax Figure Grease Madame Tussauds
    Bionic_Crouton
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    The wax figure is a better actor than the original.

  18. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
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    Awkward moment 183. Jude Law realizing he’s as useless as nipples on a breastplate.

  19. Seal Fingerless Yellow Fingernail Polish
    Toe Jam
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    “No seriously, blow me. Okay, okay…how about, just a little nibble”

  20. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
    Cold Turkey
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    Nice rounded diaper!

  21. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
    zomgbie
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    its obvious that russian girl really thinks charlie sheen will get her big job in big hollywood movie.

  22. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
    Toe Jam
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    Judging from her outfit, and smile…Soviet mail order bride, is the only explanation.

  23. Olivia Munn Gerard Butler Jay Leno The Tonight Show
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Even with Olivia Munn in the room, Jay Leno is still the bigger whore.

  24. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
    zomgbie
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    you would think dr frankenstein would have given the bride of frankenstein a better set of eyes.

  25. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Pokies Mon! “Gotta catch ‘em all!”

  26. Melanie Griffith Ripple Of Hope Gala
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    Ke$ha cleaned up her act a bit. Good for her!

  27. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
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    [img]http://www.cabingoddess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/matt-damon-team-america-300×225-200×200.jpg[/img]
    Matt Damon

  28. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
    Bionic_Crouton
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    The Horse Whisperer

  29. Will.i.am
    Toe Jam
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    Just another unknown Black Eye Pea member, looking for a handout.

  30. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
    Toe Jam
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    She’s not fat…just her butt is fat. :P

  31. David Beckham Knit Hat Eyes Closed
    Toe Jam
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    “Hmmmm…a GoldenPalace tattoo across my forehead would look really good”

  32. Frankie Essex Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
    Toe Jam
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    The dress says, “13″…but, her vagina says “blue waffle”.

  33. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Supreme Bitch Hat Twitter
    Sheppy
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    Dat Ass.
    She also has quite a nice derrière.

  34. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Cleavage Bra Baseball Hat
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    What a dirty mudduck.

  35. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
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    Pulling a Reverse Silverstone with the sugar cube her daughter nabbed off the table.

  36. John Travolta Wax Figure Grease Madame Tussauds
    Dinosaurland
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    That’s actually not a wax figure, he’s just walking around heavily airbrushed these days.

  37. Olivia Munn Gerard Butler Jay Leno The Tonight Show
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    I was just thinking, “Gerry B is a magnet for untalented skanks,” and boom. Case closed.

  38. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
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    They look like they just joined scientology.

  39. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
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    I can’t believe he pulls trim l like this using the “Hey, I was in Goonies” line.

  40. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
    Sheppy
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    I wish she’d wear clothes which left more to the imagination.

  41. Lauren Pope Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
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    Does this charity benefit ailing figure skaters or something?

  42. Frankie Essex Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
    Sheppy
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    I though she had a stroke or something?

  43. Michelle Schall Bikini
    Sheppy
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    Yay!

  44. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
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    Dude, don’t hate on the gray-haired lady. She is working the runway right there.

  45. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
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    So this is what happens when you fuck black guys….

    Your ass gets fat from eating too much fried chicken.

    Moooooooo!

  46. Christopher Meloni Moustache
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    Wait, is he also in that Faded Gigolo movie?

  47. Michelle Schall Bikini
    Sheppy
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    Yeah…. she ‘aight.

  48. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
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    I think we all know who is bringing the glamor to this shot.
    S’up, Weird Al?

  49. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Supreme Bitch Hat Twitter
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    Rhianna lounging with her wife-beater… I mean, IN her wife-beaters.

  50. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
    Bigalkie
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    Nice shoes Buster Brown.. and how many roofies did you have to ply this chick with? She is miles out of your league.

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