Not Pictured: Chris Brown‘s penis as a straw. (It’s the only logical progression.)
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you get treated to not just one, but three shots from something called James Argent’s Charity TOWIE Live Show event which I’m just going to casually assume is some sort of British hooker prom. We’ve also got Corey Feldman who amazingly still has enough money and/or left over drugs from the 80′s to pull this off, Will.i.am suddenly forced to rethink his dinner outfit, and finally, Kim Kardashian trying to pull the focus away from that huge herp on her lip yesterday.
Remember that guys? Just yesterday, when Kim Kardashian had a giant herp on her lip,
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To all of the above – a comparison to the world’s trash is not a compliment. FFS.
It wasn’t meant as one.
Why so serious?
“I, I’VVVVE, BEEN SHOT IN THE FACE BY A GUN…”
Ripple of Hope Gala? More like the No Hope in Ripple Gala.
The only thing his new look is missing is a tacky gold chain around his neck.
It’s amazing what they can do with surgery and Botox these days, it’s also sad what they can’t!
I thought the “Supreme” came with sour cream and cheese. This one just has bruises.
A turban, Beard, and blade skates. Jesus. JESUS WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THIS?
Mark my words, her next movie role will be in “Life of Hair Pie”.
“Don’t focus on my face while I’m singing, focus on my dick.”
The tuck job on that guy. Ru would be proud.
I don’t know what’s wrong with me….but if Grandma Stone ever gave me a chance to hit it I would…without mercy.
For that matter I’d probably do Madonna still to though(with a condom). I wouldn’t do J-Lo though….I have my standards…even if they are marginally low.
Wow, this girl is SMOKING
So’s he, looks like.
Cheeborger! cheeborger! cheeborger! No Coke. Pepsi.
Touch my dick, Heidi!
You know how softcore porn directors use plants and soft focus to obscure bony protuberances? Normally I don’t like that sort of thing.
From the Disney Whore Princess Line?
Those hat-peg nips… the more-than crazy eyes… bet she rocks the casbah like ten nannies!
10 Prince Charles nannies, or 10 normal nannies?
Ambrose Burnside lives!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambrose_Burnside
Apparently Cruella DeVille thinks Sharon Stone knows where the Dalmatians are.
Bitch stole my look!
Will I. Am. ‘s hipster street cred just deflated like my penis did after seeing Rita Rusic yesterday
I would actually watch Wife Swap if Kanye and Chris were on the show. I’d love to see Kim get the shit kicked out of her.
That’s going a little far… bitch or not, Kim doesn’t deserve a savage beating.
Keep your eye on the prize.
Is that green nail polish?
ENGLAND – YOU’RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT
“If we pull your face DOWN, just like this, then you’ll look more like mommy and not like that lady that takes care of you every day.”
Her nipples look just as confused as her eyes.
not doing it for me
I assume Fading Gigolo is her biopic
These wax figures at Madame Tussauds in Hollywood lack some color.
OF COURSE he was at the Apple store.
That’s where Hollywood people hang out between roles, when there are no world events to get behind.
“Hey, what color are your toenails?”
What, did she lose a bet?
Who says it doesn’t pay to sleep with aging pedophiles and chimpanzees?
“Spare some quasi-dramatic roles?”
It seems the Ian Somerhalder anal rapist/ axe murderer glare is everywhere these days…
“It’ the Gold Trans Am over there, with the T-Top and Phoenix on the hood.”
The Ghost of Christmas Hobo?
Aw, he wants us to believe he’s thinking. How cute!
Moooo O ooooooo
Begorrah. :)
1, 2 Freddie came for her!
Who would have Essex with her? Bam!
whoa. someone’s losing a bet with god…
Performing what!?
Is that other guy the Cum Whisperer?
Women *do* like a sense of humour.
Hear ye, hear ye! Papa Smurf lives!
Fish, there is a big difference between doing something and pulling it off. He may have some cash, some drugs and dressed like an asshole on Halloween, but he’s pulling nothing off. Except maybe whatever line he gave that hooker…
I’ll bet later in the evening he was pulling off her panties!
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