The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.4.12

December 4th, 2012 // 562 Comments

Not Pictured: Chris Brown‘s penis as a straw. (It’s the only logical progression.)

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you get treated to not just one, but three shots from something called James Argent’s Charity TOWIE Live Show event which I’m just going to casually assume is some sort of British hooker prom. We’ve also got Corey Feldman who amazingly still has enough money and/or left over drugs from the 80′s to pull this off, Will.i.am suddenly forced to rethink his dinner outfit, and finally, Kim Kardashian trying to pull the focus away from that huge herp on her lip yesterday.

Remember that guys? Just yesterday, when Kim Kardashian had a giant herp on her lip,

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  1. Georgia Salpa Butt Tight Pants Suit Life Of Pi Premiere
    Sparky
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    To all of the above – a comparison to the world’s trash is not a compliment. FFS.

  2. Melanie Griffith Ripple Of Hope Gala
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    Why so serious?

  3. Seal Fingerless Yellow Fingernail Polish
    Deacon Jones
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    “I, I’VVVVE, BEEN SHOT IN THE FACE BY A GUN…”

  4. Melanie Griffith Ripple Of Hope Gala
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    Ripple of Hope Gala? More like the No Hope in Ripple Gala.

  5. Christopher Meloni Moustache
    The Royal Penis
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    The only thing his new look is missing is a tacky gold chain around his neck.

  6. Melanie Griffith Ripple Of Hope Gala
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    It’s amazing what they can do with surgery and Botox these days, it’s also sad what they can’t!

  7. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Supreme Bitch Hat Twitter
    it had to be said
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    I thought the “Supreme” came with sour cream and cheese. This one just has bruises.

  8. Will.i.am
    Montana
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    A turban, Beard, and blade skates. Jesus. JESUS WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THIS?

  9. Georgia Salpa Butt Tight Pants Suit Life Of Pi Premiere
    The Royal Penis
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    Mark my words, her next movie role will be in “Life of Hair Pie”.

  10. Seal Fingerless Yellow Fingernail Polish
    The Royal Penis
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    “Don’t focus on my face while I’m singing, focus on my dick.”

  11. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
    Salad Face
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    The tuck job on that guy. Ru would be proud.

  12. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
    The Royal Penis
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    I don’t know what’s wrong with me….but if Grandma Stone ever gave me a chance to hit it I would…without mercy.

    For that matter I’d probably do Madonna still to though(with a condom). I wouldn’t do J-Lo though….I have my standards…even if they are marginally low.

  13. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
    Deacon Jones
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    Wow, this girl is SMOKING

  14. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
    it had to be said
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    Cheeborger! cheeborger! cheeborger! No Coke. Pepsi.

  15. Seal Fingerless Yellow Fingernail Polish
    it had to be said
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    Touch my dick, Heidi!

  16. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
    Commented on this photo:

    You know how softcore porn directors use plants and soft focus to obscure bony protuberances? Normally I don’t like that sort of thing.

  17. Lauren Pope Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
    it had to be said
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    From the Disney Whore Princess Line?

  18. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
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    Those hat-peg nips… the more-than crazy eyes… bet she rocks the casbah like ten nannies!

  19. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
    it had to be said
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    Apparently Cruella DeVille thinks Sharon Stone knows where the Dalmatians are.

  20. Will.i.am
    ksmack
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    Bitch stole my look!

  21. Will.i.am
    Deacon Jones
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    Will I. Am. ‘s hipster street cred just deflated like my penis did after seeing Rita Rusic yesterday

  22. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Supreme Bitch Hat Twitter
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    I would actually watch Wife Swap if Kanye and Chris were on the show. I’d love to see Kim get the shit kicked out of her.

  23. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
    Buddy The Elf
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    Keep your eye on the prize.

  24. Seal Fingerless Yellow Fingernail Polish
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    Is that green nail polish?

  25. Frankie Essex Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
    Deacon Jones
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    ENGLAND – YOU’RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT

  26. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
    Buddy The Elf
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    “If we pull your face DOWN, just like this, then you’ll look more like mommy and not like that lady that takes care of you every day.”

  27. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
    MRF
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    Her nipples look just as confused as her eyes.

  28. Michelle Schall Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    not doing it for me

  29. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
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    I assume Fading Gigolo is her biopic

  30. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
    pff
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    These wax figures at Madame Tussauds in Hollywood lack some color.

  31. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
    Buddy The Elf
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    OF COURSE he was at the Apple store.

    That’s where Hollywood people hang out between roles, when there are no world events to get behind.

  32. Seal Fingerless Yellow Fingernail Polish
    Buddy The Elf
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    “Hey, what color are your toenails?”

  33. Frankie Essex Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
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    What, did she lose a bet?

  34. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
    Buddy The Elf
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    Who says it doesn’t pay to sleep with aging pedophiles and chimpanzees?

  35. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Spare some quasi-dramatic roles?”

  36. John Travolta Wax Figure Grease Madame Tussauds
    Commented on this photo:

    It seems the Ian Somerhalder anal rapist/ axe murderer glare is everywhere these days…

  37. Christopher Meloni Moustache
    Buddy The Elf
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    “It’ the Gold Trans Am over there, with the T-Top and Phoenix on the hood.”

  38. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
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    The Ghost of Christmas Hobo?

  39. David Beckham Knit Hat Eyes Closed
    ThisWillHurt
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    Aw, he wants us to believe he’s thinking. How cute!

  40. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
    Buddy The Elf
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    Moooo O ooooooo

  41. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
    Commented on this photo:

    1, 2 Freddie came for her!

  42. Frankie Essex Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    Who would have Essex with her? Bam!

  43. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
    your mom
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    whoa. someone’s losing a bet with god…

  44. Seal Fingerless Yellow Fingernail Polish
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    Performing what!?

  45. Seal Fingerless Yellow Fingernail Polish
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    Is that other guy the Cum Whisperer?

  46. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
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    Women *do* like a sense of humour.

  47. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
    um hum, guurl
    Commented on this photo:

    Hear ye, hear ye! Papa Smurf lives!

  48. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Fish, there is a big difference between doing something and pulling it off. He may have some cash, some drugs and dressed like an asshole on Halloween, but he’s pulling nothing off. Except maybe whatever line he gave that hooker…

  49. John Travolta Wax Figure Grease Madame Tussauds
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    [img]http://joronomo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/john-travolta-battlefield-earth.png[/img]

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