The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.4.12

December 4th, 2012 // 562 Comments

Not Pictured: Chris Brown‘s penis as a straw. (It’s the only logical progression.)

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you get treated to not just one, but three shots from something called James Argent’s Charity TOWIE Live Show event which I’m just going to casually assume is some sort of British hooker prom. We’ve also got Corey Feldman who amazingly still has enough money and/or left over drugs from the 80′s to pull this off, Will.i.am suddenly forced to rethink his dinner outfit, and finally, Kim Kardashian trying to pull the focus away from that huge herp on her lip yesterday.

Remember that guys? Just yesterday, when Kim Kardashian had a giant herp on her lip,

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  1. John Travolta Wax Figure Grease Madame Tussauds
    EricLr
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    You better shape up,
    ’cause I need a man
    and my heart is set on you!

  2. John Travolta Wax Figure Grease Madame Tussauds
    pavement_smear
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    Finally! Travolta can get the massage he always wanted, and without an inconvenient lawsuit.

  3. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
    BP
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    Even Brian Doyle Murray looks better!

  4. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
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    Nice gunt.

  5. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
    1NDUN
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    Not old enough to have seen Raiders of the Lost Ark and hear Indie’s warning, poor Tabitha looks directly at the Angel of Death.

  6. Georgia Salpa Butt Tight Pants Suit Life Of Pi Premiere
    BP
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    Who’s the hot, thin Kardashian?

  7. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
    Tidbit
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    Pleeeease be heading out to an overindulging night out at the Viper Room.

  8. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
    BP
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    More like Matt Grayin…….

  9. Will.i.am
    B.andWM.instrel
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    If you rearrange the letters in his name and add a few more it spells CUNT

  10. David Beckham Knit Hat Eyes Closed
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    Looking for work already… oh, wait. The Home Depot Center is an arena, isn’t it?

  11. David Beckham Knit Hat Eyes Closed
    Jason
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    “Mmmm, that’s a tasty booger.”

  12. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
    Where's Dildo
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    Ben Affleck finally latched on for good

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
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    Fat, smelly, disgusting armo trash.

  14. Frankie Essex Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
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    God, I hope the only way isn’t this particular Essex.

  15. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
    Tidbit
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    Even with the key right there, nobody wants to unlock the chastity belt underneath.

  16. Melanie Griffith Ripple Of Hope Gala
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    Look out, Snow White! Don’t eat that apple!

  17. Melanie Griffith Ripple Of Hope Gala
    Jason
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    Jane Fonda, is that you?

  18. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
    EricLr
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    The Bourne Alopecia

  19. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Supreme Bitch Hat Twitter
    Miles
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    Dear Santa: Please take her and Chris Brown down in a fiery plane crash. No one would give a rats ass. Maybe girls can look up to a woman of stature. She is such trash.

  20. Frankie Essex Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
    Jeremy
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    “Who’s cock do I have to suck to get some fucking Go-Go Juice in here?”

  21. Michelle Schall Bikini
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    Why, yes. Yes, I schall.

  22. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
    Where's Dildo
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    Wow. The make-up artists work magic with Sofia Vergara.

  23. Seal Fingerless Yellow Fingernail Polish
    EricLr
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    OH MAN! And to THINK, all my friends made fun of me for coming to see Seal. Boy are THEY gonna be jealous on Monday!!

  24. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
    uj
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    Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth mommie!

  25. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
    uj
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    Who’s going to translate between Maaat Daaymoon and the Genious bar? I don’t see that working out too well without one.

  26. Will.i.am
    Tidbit
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    Yeah, the Nazis will never notice you dropping in to the map room with Sallah dressed like that.

  27. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
    DeucePickle
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    What a total fuckin’ badass !
    I love Bill Murray !

  28. Melanie Griffith Ripple Of Hope Gala
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    Man o man she sure did screw her face up! I mean literally!

  29. Seal Fingerless Yellow Fingernail Polish
    1NDUN
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    Sacrebleu-balls!

  30. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
    Where's Dildo
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    She looks like a fat Georgia Salpa

  31. Will.i.am
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    “There but for the grace of God go I,” thought the turban-wearing, rollerblading guitar player.

  32. Kristanna Loken Tongue Out Cleavage Delhi Safari Premiere
    Netta
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    Nice to see that Brett Butler is doing well.

  33. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Cleavage Bra Baseball Hat
    B.andWM.instrel
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    ♪♪ Close shave America, Close shave Barbasol.

  34. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
    uj
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    Looks like that lady to the left saw Sharon’s va-jay-jay (recently).

  35. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
    Alison
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    She learned some tricks from her role in Hocus Pocus.

  36. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
    MH
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    Nice tits for 45 & human feces is funny!

    An Eighties pop singer has scooped this year’s Turner Prize – beating a nudist and a sculptor that makes models of human faeces.
    Elizabeth Price, 45, formerly of obscure pop group Talulah Gosh, won the £25,000 accolade for her abstract film based on a fire tragedy.

  37. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
    Montana
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    Man, Phillip Seymour Hoffman is getting GRAY.

  38. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
    B.andWM.instrel
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    This is the elf who used to make all the Elmos. Are you happy now Gay Sex?

  39. Olivia Munn Gerard Butler Jay Leno The Tonight Show
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Olivia Munn demonstrating the height of her comedic talent

  40. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Supreme Bitch Hat Twitter
    Netta
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    There comes a point when you look at a picture on this site and can’t even try to give a funny caption because the whole situation is just that bad. Simply, this bitch is so stupid.

  41. John Travolta Wax Figure Grease Madame Tussauds
    Mr. Poop
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    Not pictured: Wax figure of a masseuse in a towel, balls dangling under it

  42. Halle Berry
    Schmidtler
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    Bitch, you can be banging Mr. Clean all damned day & night, you’re still a dirty, dirty whore!

  43. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
    Mr. Poop
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    Larry David is looking pretty good these days.

  44. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
    Contusion
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    Can you say, “PPPRRRRRRRRRRR?”

  45. Kristanna Loken Tongue Out Cleavage Delhi Safari Premiere
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Is she still with M-Rod?

  46. Frankie Essex Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
    1NDUN
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    Another Matt Damon photo?

  47. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
    Mr. Poop
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    looks like professor mcgonagall got a little too close with magneto

  48. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    I sadly know women like this

  49. Georgia Salpa Butt Tight Pants Suit Life Of Pi Premiere
    Contusion
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    This is what Kim K. would look like if she lost 100 lbs.

  50. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
    Mr. Poop
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    that dyke who always follows her around stuck her ugly face into the top right corner

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