The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.4.12

December 4th, 2012 // 562 Comments

Not Pictured: Chris Brown‘s penis as a straw. (It’s the only logical progression.)

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you get treated to not just one, but three shots from something called James Argent’s Charity TOWIE Live Show event which I’m just going to casually assume is some sort of British hooker prom. We’ve also got Corey Feldman who amazingly still has enough money and/or left over drugs from the 80′s to pull this off, Will.i.am suddenly forced to rethink his dinner outfit, and finally, Kim Kardashian trying to pull the focus away from that huge herp on her lip yesterday.

Remember that guys? Just yesterday, when Kim Kardashian had a giant herp on her lip,

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  1. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
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    Looking very Sheen-y.

  2. Will.i.am
    catapostrophe
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    Neither can believe the other considers himself a musician.

  3. John Travolta Wax Figure Grease Madame Tussauds
    Where's Dildo
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    “Just a little further… almost have the penis…”

  4. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
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    Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! I’m still relevant, right!

  5. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
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    Not dead yet? AND pulling in women like this? WTF? Is he apprenticing Charlie Sheen now?

  6. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
    EricLr
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    Bitch asked me for 2 bucks to heat his place.

  7. Olivia Munn Gerard Butler Jay Leno The Tonight Show
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    Mercy, but she tries too hard.

  8. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
    Urall Fhags
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    Can you imagine what that hat smells like? Jesus…

  9. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
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    Her old fake tits are starting to look like old fake tits.

  10. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/04/30344516-340_255.jpg[/img]

  11. Christopher Meloni Moustache
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    If he’s playing a pedophile in his next role, then Daniel Day Lewis has got nothing on him when it comes to “becoming” his character.

  12. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
    joe
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    She shares a forehead stylist with Christina Ricci.

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
    catapostrophe
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    There’s just no way it doesn’t reek all day long.

  14. Olivia Munn Gerard Butler Jay Leno The Tonight Show
    Where's Dildo
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    Munn: “This is how I dump in a port o potty.”
    Butler: “…hehehehe… doin it wrong”

  15. Halle Berry
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    Michael Chiklis appears to really be enjoying himself

  16. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Supreme Bitch Hat Twitter
    May Johner
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    She looks beat.

  17. Lauren Pope Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
    EricLr
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    Go Honey Boo Boo!!!

  18. Will.i.am
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    4 years and $120,000 later, and this is where Juilliard leads. Sad, really. Plus, there’s the guy on the skates.

  19. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
    EricLr
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    Well, at least he doesn’t molest me like dad.

  20. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
    Where's Dildo
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    It’s like the photog just said “pew pew!”

  21. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Cleavage Bra Baseball Hat
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    Her look is kind of best described as “subtle, like a kick in the nuts”

  22. Melanie Griffith Ripple Of Hope Gala
    KC
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    I didn’t know that they let geriatric cats into galas.

  23. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
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    There’s a whole lot of fun being had here.

  24. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
    shonzie
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    WTF is behind her? Kill it with fire!

  25. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
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    The camera man in the background brought the wrong lens. He needs a fish-eye for this shot.

  26. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
    EricLr
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    Good to see Frankenstein’s bride is doing well, with her job in that bookstore.

  27. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
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    She’s smiling because she gets the joke. Sadly, Corey is not joking.

  28. David Beckham Knit Hat Eyes Closed
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    In 5 years, he and Bono are going to merge together in one merger of douche-dom.

  29. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
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    She’s been reading the Alicia Silverstone parenting manual.

  30. Christopher Meloni Moustache
    EricLr
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    What decade was this picture taken in?

  31. Melanie Griffith Ripple Of Hope Gala
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    Ripple of Hope? Nope, joke’s too easy.

  32. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
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    Ah Sharon, harkening back to days when she was relevant…and her boobs were even.

  33. Christopher Meloni Moustache
    shonzie
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    Where’s the blond Simon?

  34. Halle Berry
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    Nothing like sunshine on a bald head on a chilly day.

  35. Danni Park-Dempsey Cleavage TOWIE Live Show Event
    EricLr
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    I’ll give you $50 if you’ll go up to Robert DeNiro and just start singing “Baby Love.”

  36. Danni Park-Dempsey Cleavage TOWIE Live Show Event
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    all I can imagine is people wandering around this event all night saying “you wanna get high?” to each other.

  37. Seal Fingerless Yellow Fingernail Polish
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Heidi? Who needs Heidi when I can just bang the air! See?”

  38. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
    Where's Dildo
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    Bizarro Santa is back for the season

    #BFM

  39. Will.i.am
    EricLr
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    You’d think he would welcome the chance to perform with Muslim Ted Nugent.

  40. Will.i.am
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    He sees it…he’s just not impressed by it.

    and for the record, I would destroy that redheads vag.

  41. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
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    Why do I have a sudden urge for ham?

  42. Melanie Griffith Ripple Of Hope Gala
    EricLr
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    Boy’s, we’re going into that trench just below the eye and we’re going in full throttle. That outta keep those fighters off our backs!

  43. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Cleavage Bra Baseball Hat
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    Looks like she stitched about three dresses together for this outfit.

  44. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
    Tidbit
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    Quick, show that British warmth and emotion for the cameras!

  45. David Beckham Knit Hat Eyes Closed
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    “mmm…I don’t remember Victoria smelling this good. Oh right, that’s my nuts”

  46. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
    1NDUN
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    Looks like Spackler is about to receive total consiousness.

  47. Michelle Schall Bikini
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    Her bikini doesn’t match

    said nobody.

  48. Kristanna Loken Tongue Out Cleavage Delhi Safari Premiere
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    “Kristanna, show us how you go down on the ladies!”

  49. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
    Tidbit
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    Dunno. I was just sitting on the corner and a cop came over and gave me a couple coats to help get me through.

  50. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
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    Feldman must be a complete pro at knocking over ATMs to keep scoring trim like this. Maybe it’s the wacky disguises.

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