Not Pictured: Chris Brown‘s penis as a straw. (It’s the only logical progression.)
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you get treated to not just one, but three shots from something called James Argent’s Charity TOWIE Live Show event which I’m just going to casually assume is some sort of British hooker prom. We’ve also got Corey Feldman who amazingly still has enough money and/or left over drugs from the 80′s to pull this off, Will.i.am suddenly forced to rethink his dinner outfit, and finally, Kim Kardashian trying to pull the focus away from that huge herp on her lip yesterday.
Remember that guys? Just yesterday, when Kim Kardashian had a giant herp on her lip,
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Looking very Sheen-y.
Neither can believe the other considers himself a musician.
“Just a little further… almost have the penis…”
Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! I’m still relevant, right!
Not dead yet? AND pulling in women like this? WTF? Is he apprenticing Charlie Sheen now?
I’m sure he only has her by the hour
Bitch asked me for 2 bucks to heat his place.
Mercy, but she tries too hard.
Can you imagine what that hat smells like? Jesus…
Her old fake tits are starting to look like old fake tits.
& I, for one, am tired of seeing them.
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If he’s playing a pedophile in his next role, then Daniel Day Lewis has got nothing on him when it comes to “becoming” his character.
She shares a forehead stylist with Christina Ricci.
There’s just no way it doesn’t reek all day long.
Munn: “This is how I dump in a port o potty.”
Butler: “…hehehehe… doin it wrong”
Michael Chiklis appears to really be enjoying himself
Mine was gonna be: “I hope you’re wearing a condom, Michael Chiklis, you don’t want to have babies with this one.”
Mine was something related to ‘The Thing’, but truth be told it never really came together properly.
HA! Yea… ‘Cause it can also mean penis.
Mine was gonna be about that weirdo that goes over to Asia and eats cat dicks and such.
sigh…I know I’m going to regret this…
So, what do you mean by that?
That guy on Travel Channel, I forget the name of his show, something like “Bizarre Eats” or something like that…
This guy.
http://andrewzimmernsucks.tumblr.com/
Mine was gonna be, “Poor Michael Chiklis. Did they cancel ‘Vegas’ already?”
She looks beat.
Nicely done.
Very nice
Go Honey Boo Boo!!!
Can’t top this one either
4 years and $120,000 later, and this is where Juilliard leads. Sad, really. Plus, there’s the guy on the skates.
Well, at least he doesn’t molest me like dad.
It’s like the photog just said “pew pew!”
Her look is kind of best described as “subtle, like a kick in the nuts”
I didn’t know that they let geriatric cats into galas.
There’s a whole lot of fun being had here.
WTF is behind her? Kill it with fire!
The camera man in the background brought the wrong lens. He needs a fish-eye for this shot.
Good to see Frankenstein’s bride is doing well, with her job in that bookstore.
She’s smiling because she gets the joke. Sadly, Corey is not joking.
In 5 years, he and Bono are going to merge together in one merger of douche-dom.
She’s been reading the Alicia Silverstone parenting manual.
What decade was this picture taken in?
Ripple of Hope? Nope, joke’s too easy.
Ripples 10, Hope 0. What? I felt like picking some low-hanging fruit.
Ah Sharon, harkening back to days when she was relevant…and her boobs were even.
Where’s the blond Simon?
Nothing like sunshine on a bald head on a chilly day.
I’ll give you $50 if you’ll go up to Robert DeNiro and just start singing “Baby Love.”
all I can imagine is people wandering around this event all night saying “you wanna get high?” to each other.
…while playing the tune to “Funkytown” on their phones
More like ‘Go on. She *really* said Tranny Park Dumpster?’
“Heidi? Who needs Heidi when I can just bang the air! See?”
Bizarro Santa is back for the season
#BFM
BFM is right!
You’d think he would welcome the chance to perform with Muslim Ted Nugent.
He sees it…he’s just not impressed by it.
and for the record, I would destroy that redheads vag.
HELL YA! What? The one in the middle? Oh, uh, yea! That’s what I meant too…
Bonus points if you let the frumpy friend watch.
someone’s gotta hold the camera
Why do I have a sudden urge for ham?
I just got the sudden urge to vomit.
…and there goes my urge for ham
…and there goes my urge for vomit.
damn, and I only brought a spoon
Boy’s, we’re going into that trench just below the eye and we’re going in full throttle. That outta keep those fighters off our backs!
Looks like she stitched about three dresses together for this outfit.
Quick, show that British warmth and emotion for the cameras!
“mmm…I don’t remember Victoria smelling this good. Oh right, that’s my nuts”
Looks like Spackler is about to receive total consiousness.
Her bikini doesn’t match
said nobody.
Sorry to ruin it, but the button in the middle of her top is of the same material as her bottoms. I’m surprised you missed it, considering it is snug in the middle of her breasts.
I’m color blind.
“Kristanna, show us how you go down on the ladies!”
Dunno. I was just sitting on the corner and a cop came over and gave me a couple coats to help get me through.
Feldman must be a complete pro at knocking over ATMs to keep scoring trim like this. Maybe it’s the wacky disguises.
The fucker MUST be hung like a Clydesdale. His wife was ultra-hot, too.