The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.4.12

December 4th, 2012 // 562 Comments

Not Pictured: Chris Brown‘s penis as a straw. (It’s the only logical progression.)

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you get treated to not just one, but three shots from something called James Argent’s Charity TOWIE Live Show event which I’m just going to casually assume is some sort of British hooker prom. We’ve also got Corey Feldman who amazingly still has enough money and/or left over drugs from the 80′s to pull this off, Will.i.am suddenly forced to rethink his dinner outfit, and finally, Kim Kardashian trying to pull the focus away from that huge herp on her lip yesterday.

Remember that guys? Just yesterday, when Kim Kardashian had a giant herp on her lip,

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  1. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
    EZ-B
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    I know most women keep an “ugly friend” around to make themselves look better. In Sharon’s case, she obviously knew how far she had to go…

  2. Christopher Meloni Moustache
    EZ-B
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    “I’ll give you five bucks if you can tell me who I am….”

  3. Seal Fingerless Yellow Fingernail Polish
    1NDUN
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    “I hear seals can balance balls on their noses. Is that true, and can you show us now?”
    “You first, Frenchie.”

  4. Seal Fingerless Yellow Fingernail Polish
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    “It’s a totally new dance and I call it The Sha-win-n-n-g.”

  5. Georgia Salpa Butt Tight Pants Suit Life Of Pi Premiere
    Skeeter
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    Don’t know who she is but I would like to explore her butt.

  6. Danni Park-Dempsey Cleavage TOWIE Live Show Event
    Skeeter
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    Love me some chocolate milk.

  7. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
    Skeeter
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    I’d pee on her and sit on her face.

  8. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
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    Jude Law with Turner Prize 2012 Winner Elizabeth Price’s nipples in London.

  9. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Cleavage Bra Baseball Hat
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    curvy mutherfucker

  10. Will.i.am
    donkeylicks
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    Dad?

  11. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
    donkeylicks
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    Hope he has his wide angle lens in place

  12. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
    claire
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    I like her– she looks like average, everyday women. I appreciate that!

  13. John Travolta Wax Figure Grease Madame Tussauds
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    What?… Where?… Wax?

  14. Olivia Munn Gerard Butler Jay Leno The Tonight Show
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    She’s clearly more attracted to Gerard, but her vagina knows which guy is the bigger star.

  15. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
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    Here we see Elizabeth Price modelling a bra from Victoria’s Secret Marty Feldman collection with her escort Ben Linus from LOST.

  16. Olivia Munn Gerard Butler Jay Leno The Tonight Show
    Newton
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    I bet she likes it in the ass. At least that’s what I’m imagining while I jerk off to her.

  17. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
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    Life force: sucked.

  18. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
    HeaveHo
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    I didn’t know hedgehogs had faces like that. Then again, I didn’t know they wore glasses.

  19. Seal Fingerless Yellow Fingernail Polish
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    Heidi, JSYK, he’s fornicating with the audience so don’t feel bad

  20. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
    HeaveHo
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    You just know that underneath it all, there’s still a rat tail.

  21. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
    Drundel
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    Affleck you were the bomb in Phantoms, Yo!

  22. Danni Park-Dempsey Cleavage TOWIE Live Show Event
    Newton
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    Those tits are fantastic. Would like to see what her ass looks like.

  23. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
    Cock A do A Do
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    Holy Nipples Batman!! Don’t look too close, I did and lost an eye.

  24. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
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    Damn she’s cold!

  25. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
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    “Mommy! Your hurting my face!”

  26. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
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    Two jackets down, one more party to go, and my wardrobe will be complete!!

  27. Halle Berry
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    Billy Zane always trying to grab the lime light!

  28. Seal Fingerless Yellow Fingernail Polish
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    Is that his dick coming out of his chest?!

  29. Lauren Pope Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
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    Reliving her pageant days!

  30. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
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    In what world….

  31. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
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    The Casino remake was cancelled chick…oh wait, you died already…

  32. Christopher Meloni Moustache
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    Tucci you are not!

  33. Will.i.am
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    That coulda been me…

  34. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
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    If woman are smuggling coke in there breast implants, just imagine what she could smuggle!!

  35. David Beckham Knit Hat Eyes Closed
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    Hmmmmm mahogany or walnut, so many choices!!

  36. Frankie Essex Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
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    More ex-pageant losers!

  37. Kristanna Loken Tongue Out Cleavage Delhi Safari Premiere
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    The bodies strongest muscle!

  38. Michelle Schall Bikini
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    Stunning!

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