Not Pictured: Chris Brown‘s penis as a straw. (It’s the only logical progression.)
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you get treated to not just one, but three shots from something called James Argent’s Charity TOWIE Live Show event which I’m just going to casually assume is some sort of British hooker prom. We’ve also got Corey Feldman who amazingly still has enough money and/or left over drugs from the 80′s to pull this off, Will.i.am suddenly forced to rethink his dinner outfit, and finally, Kim Kardashian trying to pull the focus away from that huge herp on her lip yesterday.
Remember that guys? Just yesterday, when Kim Kardashian had a giant herp on her lip,
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I know most women keep an “ugly friend” around to make themselves look better. In Sharon’s case, she obviously knew how far she had to go…
“I’ll give you five bucks if you can tell me who I am….”
“I hear seals can balance balls on their noses. Is that true, and can you show us now?”
“You first, Frenchie.”
“It’s a totally new dance and I call it The Sha-win-n-n-g.”
Don’t know who she is but I would like to explore her butt.
Love me some chocolate milk.
I’d pee on her and sit on her face.
Jude Law with Turner Prize 2012 Winner Elizabeth Price’s nipples in London.
curvy mutherfucker
Dad?
Hope he has his wide angle lens in place
I like her– she looks like average, everyday women. I appreciate that!
What?… Where?… Wax?
She’s clearly more attracted to Gerard, but her vagina knows which guy is the bigger star.
Here we see Elizabeth Price modelling a bra from Victoria’s Secret Marty Feldman collection with her escort Ben Linus from LOST.
I bet she likes it in the ass. At least that’s what I’m imagining while I jerk off to her.
Life force: sucked.
I didn’t know hedgehogs had faces like that. Then again, I didn’t know they wore glasses.
Heidi, JSYK, he’s fornicating with the audience so don’t feel bad
You just know that underneath it all, there’s still a rat tail.
Affleck you were the bomb in Phantoms, Yo!
Those tits are fantastic. Would like to see what her ass looks like.
Holy Nipples Batman!! Don’t look too close, I did and lost an eye.
Damn she’s cold!
“Mommy! Your hurting my face!”
Two jackets down, one more party to go, and my wardrobe will be complete!!
Billy Zane always trying to grab the lime light!
Is that his dick coming out of his chest?!
Reliving her pageant days!
In what world….
The Casino remake was cancelled chick…oh wait, you died already…
Tucci you are not!
That coulda been me…
If woman are smuggling coke in there breast implants, just imagine what she could smuggle!!
Hmmmmm mahogany or walnut, so many choices!!
More ex-pageant losers!
The bodies strongest muscle!
Stunning!