The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.4.12

December 4th, 2012 // 562 Comments

Not Pictured: Chris Brown‘s penis as a straw. (It’s the only logical progression.)

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you get treated to not just one, but three shots from something called James Argent’s Charity TOWIE Live Show event which I’m just going to casually assume is some sort of British hooker prom. We’ve also got Corey Feldman who amazingly still has enough money and/or left over drugs from the 80′s to pull this off, Will.i.am suddenly forced to rethink his dinner outfit, and finally, Kim Kardashian trying to pull the focus away from that huge herp on her lip yesterday.

Remember that guys? Just yesterday, when Kim Kardashian had a giant herp on her lip,

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  1. John Travolta Wax Figure Grease Madame Tussauds
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    Jazz Hands!

  2. Olivia Munn Gerard Butler Jay Leno The Tonight Show
    ty
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    Olivia just farted and Gerard knows it.

  3. John Travolta Wax Figure Grease Madame Tussauds
    catapostrophe
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    It’s interactive. Viewers can dress up like masseuses and pretend Travolta is reaching for their junks.

  4. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
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    What a cute little foal!

  5. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Supreme Bitch Hat Twitter
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    Rihanna, why are you hiding your eye… oh… never mind…”

  6. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Supreme Bitch Hat Twitter
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    At least he’s finally covering up her face. Hiding bruises you say? I say either way it’s an improvement.

  7. Christopher Meloni Moustache
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    Dr. Phil?

  8. John Travolta Wax Figure Grease Madame Tussauds
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    You know Travolta paid them for a replica…

  9. John Travolta Wax Figure Grease Madame Tussauds
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    Could they gay this up a bit more?

  10. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Cleavage Bra Baseball Hat
    ty
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    I still would fuck the brakes off her.

  11. Olivia Munn Gerard Butler Jay Leno The Tonight Show
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    The old “I banged her in the bathroom” smile.

  12. John Travolta Wax Figure Grease Madame Tussauds
    Elle Diabla
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    Stellar job at capturing the gay!

  13. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
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    If this is all it takes to win in visual arts, then… uhmmm what was I saying? Boobs, right…

  14. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Supreme Bitch Hat Twitter
    Jade
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    She’s wearing the wrong hat.

    She confused that one with her “Attention Whore” hat.

  15. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
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    Papp: “You know we can see your date’s nipples, right?”

  16. John Travolta Wax Figure Grease Madame Tussauds
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    The wax hair looks way more realistic.

  17. Melanie Griffith Ripple Of Hope Gala
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    She has to wear her hair in a bun to hide the 3 pounds of extra skin.

  18. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
    KC
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    “I need your soul!!!”

  19. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
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    I’d say this is how she keeps from looking old, but then… it apparently isn’t working.

  20. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
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    So the Turner Prize is an award for diamond-cutters?

  21. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
    catapostrophe
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    “Stop your whining or I’ll kick you with a hind leg!”

  22. Halle Berry
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    “Your Halle was valued at 56 million, but that’s market price. The economy is slow, she’s going to take forever to sell, I’ll have to build a display case, have her restored….you know, the crazy bitch market is down, too. Then there’s the auction house cut. Three years ago, hell, I’d give you 30 million.

    I’ll give you 300 bucks for her.”

  23. Georgia Salpa Butt Tight Pants Suit Life Of Pi Premiere
    Jade
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    For a second I thought this was Kim Kardashian, and I was like.. “Omg she finally went on a diet and got on a treadmill!”

    • KC

      I also thought it was Kim before I scrolled down and saw her ass. There’s no way Kim’s ever getting hers to be even half this size (literally).

  24. Halle Berry
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    “She’s a normal client. She’s not crazy. She’s not crazy! Happy place…”

  25. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
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    It’s not a tumoh!!

  26. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
    Jade
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    Apple store? Really dude? You just lost cool points.

  27. Halle Berry
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    “mmmmm chocolate farts from heaven”

  28. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Supreme Bitch Hat Twitter
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    Oh, man. Chris Brown’s going to beat the shit out of her for wearing his hat.

  29. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
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    I really hope this is for a role…

  30. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Cleavage Bra Baseball Hat
    Jade
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    It worked for U Boats, and it works for her baby bump too.

  31. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Supreme Bitch Hat Twitter
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    That’s odd…”Chris Brown’s” isn’t spelled s-u-p-r-e-m-e.

  32. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
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    Has she not read the Onion’s report about the traume of horse bites among infants?

    http://www.theonion.com/video/shocking-report-says-even-the-smallest-horse-bite,30605/

  33. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Cleavage Bra Baseball Hat
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    She keeps this up and she’s gonna make Kim look like an upgrade…

  34. John Travolta Wax Figure Grease Madame Tussauds
    ThisWillHurt
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    Even the wax version of Travolta wants to molest me.

  35. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
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    Going to Schwarzenegger’s stylist, I see.

  36. Olivia Munn Gerard Butler Jay Leno The Tonight Show
    EricLr
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    Olivia Munn (thinking): I would blow either of these two to get a part.

    Gerard Butler (thinking): Either of these two would blow me.

    Jay Leno (thinking): I blow.

  37. Seal Fingerless Yellow Fingernail Polish
    Jade
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    “Dude, step back, I’m telling ya. When I let it out, its really big and its got a mind of its own.”

  38. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
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    Frankenstein’s bride… and that lady with the white streak…

  39. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
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    Holy crap. Did I, err, he get old.

  40. Olivia Munn Gerard Butler Jay Leno The Tonight Show
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    “..and then I just dodged like this, and it totally missed. I still can’t eat shrimp though”

  41. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Supreme Bitch Hat Twitter
    FX
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    I would love to see her on The Human Centipede 3

  42. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
    joe
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    But no one will ever believe you.

  43. Seal Fingerless Yellow Fingernail Polish
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    “gross dude”

    “seriously, smell my dick – it still has a bit of Heidi on it. I don’t wash often.”

  44. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Cleavage Bra Baseball Hat
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    Based upon this picture, dating Kanye is like the 5th worst thing about her.

  45. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
    EricLr
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    This looks like a painting you would find on the wall of the most haunted goddamned house in history.

  46. Will.i.am
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    You know it’s bad for Russel Brand when even Will.i.am rolls his eyes at him…

  47. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
    Senor Trout
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    Using a Vulcan mind meld to suck the youth out of your kid for your own diabolical purposes is just wrong.

  48. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
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    holy children of the corn…between the dead-eye stares and the nipples, I can’t look away

    • Skeezix

      Well, it is an award for visual artists…and the cognitive dissonance between her droid-like stare and her pointy “let’s-play-cause-it’s-about-to-be-naked-time” nipples is pure genius.

  49. Christopher Meloni Moustache
    JC
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    “Now that I no longer play a police officer in the Special Victims unit, I can finally grow the child-molester ‘stache I’ve wanted for so long.”

  50. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
    EricLr
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    I DON’T HAVE ANY MORE APPLES!!!!!

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