“So, wait, wait. Thetans are dead ghosts that give people depression? Who the fuck believes this shit?”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a bunch of photos I don’t know how Photo Boy cobbled together because in case you haven’t noticed there isn’t a whole lot going on outside of former models in bikinis, not that you want to hear the wails of a man who writes dick jokes in his pajamas all day. Anyway, today we’ve got Paul Sorvino because did I mention jackshit is happening? Mariah Carey gunning for JLo’s Carmen Sandiego role, Vanessa Hudgens after a date with Ben Roethlisberger and the triumphant return of Boner Boy who’s literally one wrong glance away from spackling the joint. (Side Note: Is anyone surprised Stephanie Seymour still picks out his clothes? Just throwing that out there.)
Today’s Final Five is for the ladies,
- The Superficial
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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
She looks rough. She needs to wash the smudged mascara off her eyes and brush her hair.
That’s not a dog leash; he’s holding Madrid.
Wow, Adam Lambert looks even creepier in drag than in whatever it is he usually wears.
I… still wouldn’t fuck with him, though. Just in case.
I used to think that as you get older, 90% of looking alright involved staying thin and fit. Now I know you can still fuck up in so, so many other areas.
I distictly remember this gentleman saying that he hated the longish hair and designer stubble he was being “forced” to wear by the Lost production. Beats me.
This is why I fucking hate Aspen.
“Hello, all you happy people.”
John Travolta TOO?!?!?
I’ll bang him when he’s 80. Hell, I’ll bang him when he’s dead. Hottest.Man.Ever.
He looks lost.
I loved the Crypt Keeper! I am so glad he is back.