The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.20.11

December 20th, 2011 // 316 Comments

“So, wait, wait. Thetans are dead ghosts that give people depression? Who the fuck believes this shit?

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a bunch of photos I don’t know how Photo Boy cobbled together because in case you haven’t noticed there isn’t a whole lot going on outside of former models in bikinis, not that you want to hear the wails of a man who writes dick jokes in his pajamas all day. Anyway, today we’ve got Paul Sorvino because did I mention jackshit is happening? Mariah Carey gunning for JLo’s Carmen Sandiego role, Vanessa Hudgens after a date with Ben Roethlisberger and the triumphant return of Boner Boy who’s literally one wrong glance away from spackling the joint. (Side Note: Is anyone surprised Stephanie Seymour still picks out his clothes? Just throwing that out there.)

Today’s Final Five is for the ladies,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Katie Holmes
    jani
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    She looks rough. She needs to wash the smudged mascara off her eyes and brush her hair.

  2. Viggo Mortensen
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    That’s not a dog leash; he’s holding Madrid.

  3. Robin Thicke
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    Wow, Adam Lambert looks even creepier in drag than in whatever it is he usually wears.

  4. Paul Sorvino
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    I… still wouldn’t fuck with him, though. Just in case.

  5. Anthony Keidis
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    I used to think that as you get older, 90% of looking alright involved staying thin and fit. Now I know you can still fuck up in so, so many other areas.

  6. Josh Holloway Mission Impossible
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    I distictly remember this gentleman saying that he hated the longish hair and designer stubble he was being “forced” to wear by the Lost production. Beats me.

  7. Goldie Hawn Kurt Russell Aspen
    Yagiska
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    This is why I fucking hate Aspen.

  8. Paul Sorvino
    Yagiska
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    “Hello, all you happy people.”

  9. Katie Holmes
    EricLr
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    John Travolta TOO?!?!?

  10. Viggo Mortensen
    TurkusMaximus
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll bang him when he’s 80. Hell, I’ll bang him when he’s dead. Hottest.Man.Ever.

  11. Josh Holloway Mission Impossible
    jonesy
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    He looks lost.

  12. Viggo Mortensen
    falalalala
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    I loved the Crypt Keeper! I am so glad he is back.

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