“So, wait, wait. Thetans are dead ghosts that give people depression? Who the fuck believes this shit?”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a bunch of photos I don’t know how Photo Boy cobbled together because in case you haven’t noticed there isn’t a whole lot going on outside of former models in bikinis, not that you want to hear the wails of a man who writes dick jokes in his pajamas all day. Anyway, today we’ve got Paul Sorvino because did I mention jackshit is happening? Mariah Carey gunning for JLo’s Carmen Sandiego role, Vanessa Hudgens after a date with Ben Roethlisberger and the triumphant return of Boner Boy who’s literally one wrong glance away from spackling the joint. (Side Note: Is anyone surprised Stephanie Seymour still picks out his clothes? Just throwing that out there.)
Today’s Final Five is for the ladies,
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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
That is hands-down the ugliest tie I have ever seen, and my dad is 73 years old.
Looks like she’s about to flash everyone
So I walk in on those two and ask, “What the hell is the rubber fist for?” And Tom says, “I was punching the thetan out of Travolta’s ass.”
FTW
You know you want to titty fuck me.
she is discussing the sins in her life with a fresh cup of coffee, folks.
She’s saying:
“Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrl ,Tom is crazy girrrrrrrrrrl!”
Gross cigarette.
Jazz hands!
That face is just asking for a load.
His tie looks like it’s from the same material used to make shawls little old Italian ladies wear when in mourning.
So I just figured that HE would have come out of the closet by now and I would have my career back.
Mariah Carey isn’t particularly pretty and I wouldn’t know any of her music even if she hand delivered all of her CDs. But there’s just something about her that gets my nuts in an uproar.
I sit here looking at that get-up, and the whole time I’m imagining the fact that there just might not be anything under that coat.
Yummyyyy…
I see he’s drinking from “The Elixer of Douche.”
Skarsgard looks like hell.
By reading this I’m gathering that Thicke is this guy’s last name. And all this time I was thinking it was a comment on his intellect.
“I’d love to sit on your face if you can get a seatbelt installed on your shoulders…”
Whoa! Fuck me sideways. He looks like Jacob Marley’s ghost…
“OK, Paula. So far, so good. Now squat so everyone can see up your dress…”
I’ll say this as gently as I can:
***Just who, in the name of Zeus’s butthole, is that bizarre-looking mother fucker?***
“Hey, Igor, you seen that Thicke son of mine?”
What the fuck is this all about, Fish? Only women like to look at foppish, queerbait actors. Guys don’t! But everyone likes to look at pretty women — even other women. No more of this shit.
Shiiiiit…brought my evening to a distasteful close…
“I didn’t say you were a dried up old Jew broad. I said your skin has lost some of it’s moisture and the hook is starting to show again on your nose.”
His hair looks so damn soft.
“Every RHCP is a re-invention of their sound. They are the ultimate rock and roll chameleons” – Nobody
“Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot.”
I thought groupies were a thing of the past.
Are we sure this isn’t one of Katie Price’s children?
I see the hound, where’s the fox?
“are you lookin’ at my bum?…. cheeky monkey”
If she learned one thing from Tom, it was jazz hands.
When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks into you.
Yum… Sawyer. But not like THIS. This man should be shirtless, and a little bit dirty… like a mechanic or a gardener, maybe…
“But I don’t have any money to pay you with, Mr. Sawyer. Surely there MUST be some other way we can work this out…?”
Yeahhhhh.
Now you’re talking!!
ok, I guess he is gay.
A cool couple. Probably pissed at them paparazzi. Wish them all the best (no reason to not like them).
well, some one is spending a little too much time googling katy perry
well someone is trying to make the emo-mosbter look happen…
well, someone is trying to pull a jack nicholson
I’m not sure Jack Nicholson ever highlighted his hair dye-job quite so proudly.
” ha ha … winning mutha fuckas …. cha ching all ova ya face!”
i see better looking chicks at the mall
amen bro
id love to make some childs with her. then id abort them.
Nicole Shitsinger
what’s up with Louie CK?
For the love of GOD, someone please tell me he is NOT wearing Uggs?
T-minus three months until I jump up and down on the couch on Opra…er, Ellen.
That’s not a tshirt. They’re in Louis Vuitton for fucks sake. Its probably a scarf. I mean, he is gay.
…and you just noticed they’re in Louis Vuitton, so I’m afraid I’ve got news for you.
You could hang that hat on the stiffy she gives me – boing!!!
That’s Robin Thickes Khloe/tranny – whore!
Even though her eyes and mouth seem like she’s suprised or having fun, something else makes it look like she’s dying inside and I can’t put my finger on it.
didn’t this guy do a playgirl spread back in the day when he had that family sitcom?
Their music has moved more toward the mild green chili pepper variety.
Give him a dark tan and 20 years he will look exactly like the most interesting man in the world.
Herman Cain?