The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.12.11

Yep. Everything looks healthy here.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you want to be sure to get your free mustache ride before exiting: Clarissa needs to explain just what in the fuck happening’s here, Bar Refaeli is banging this guy now, so assume he’s richer than Leo and the Asians have built their own Kim Kardashian to replace ours when her ass explodes from being filled with too much air, literally any second now.

Combining all the drama of a custody battle with arm wrestling,

- The Superficial

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