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Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you want to be sure to get your free mustache ride before exiting: Clarissa needs to explain just what in the fuck happening’s here, Bar Refaeli is banging this guy now, so assume he’s richer than Leo and the Asians have built their own Kim Kardashian to replace ours when her ass explodes from being filled with too much air, literally any second now.
Combining all the drama of a custody battle with arm wrestling,
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DJ Pauly D in 2 years.
He will be 70 in just a few years keep in mind. Now go look at your Grampa and compare. I want what he has been taking.
Steroids, HGH, and plastic surgery?
FU HDTV !
“I wrote, directed, and starred in Annie Hall….what do you mean you never heard of it?”
Unibomber: Age 12
brilliant.
brilliant?
“Give me the afghan.”
ahahah!
Veins popping on the cheeks is a good sign, right? Right?
depends on which cheeks…
Good to see them drawing on their clothes instead of themselves.
“Woody, I am not showing you my tits. I am entirely too old for you.”
that would be funny if it was Taylor Momson . not a thirtysomething actress.
No, no. It’s funny.
Blech – you are correct, but give ‘lightdragon’ a break – the youth of today don’t know SHIT
She played the Thestral.
LOL
+1 lol
Kid Rock, you need to make that “Moustache Free Rides for Woman” unless that isn’t what you mean.
Downgrade!
Unless this guy has a weener the size of the Golden Gate Bridge, then this is a downgrade for her.
This guy hit the jackpot though.
Downgrade from Leo? Or downgrade from her vibrator?
VIBRATOR!!!
Good luck getting through the douche scan.
^^ you
Brilliant!
They gave him that because someone stole their ‘World’s Best Actor’ mug.
So when is she going to come out of the lez-be-friends closet? Better yet, when will her “boyfriend”?
Aw, I think I saw her wearing that at the Publix last week. That’s nice.
“Where is the anal ring???” [hissing sound]
“THERE, the one in the red dress. Take her out…..tell me she’s never heard of ‘Annie Hall.’”
Viggo, burning a J on the street in Buenos Aires. Buenos aires indeed.
Here you see Kim Kardashian attempting to return the hammock she bought… Only a small piece survived but she hoped it would be enough to get a refund….
LOL! Win.
What a sharp contrast from photo #26, holy fuck.
good one.
I thought she had a jelly fish in her bag.
Hipsters suck.
now, not everyone wearing some squares can be called an hipster. some of em still got style… this is everything BUT style… look at that hat…. my granpa was from sicily and he didnt wear it…
You like dat 12 year old pussy? Aint nothin like dat 12 year old pussy!
He was hilarious in Taxi Driver.
so Mel Gibson got buffed.
Sigh. She wore ONE dress EXTREMELY well. Stop now. There’s nothing there. Just. Please. Stop.
well said
Wow, Susan Boyle has been working out!
word
Gonna need more than a wand and a spell to get rid of that phantom
“Reducio!”
I think I actually tinkled a little bit in my pants I laughed so hard at that!
Can’t possibly beat that one, moving on…
georgio, i like your name, i like your comments.
lez get married!
Stretch Armstrong? Is that you?
Watch out dude. History shows that your balls are at serious risk. Ask Lance.
He still has one.
“No, I will not bring my daughter to work…”
This is only funny cause she has a son. Salma Hayek is the one with the girl
“So, I’m stroking a knob in each hand, when suddenly . . .”
This season’s look: Super Casual Douche.
ahah!!!
where the hell are the hot guys gone……
*have
my inner grammar nazi didnt let go.
Woody: Look, look! See that mother holding that child? I’m going to marry her one day.
Guy: You think she’ll divorce her husband?
Woody: Not the mother, you idiot! The kid! The kid!
you mean “buy” or “adopt”…………..
fucking paedo :-)
No, I’m pretty sure he said what he meant.
Looks like there was one more spike in that trophy than he expected. SURPRISE!
How many of those fucking worms does Khan have? Dr. McCoy, how do we get rid of them?
Phyllis Diller wore that EXACT outfit.
Oh my god, they found me. I don’t know how, but they found me. Run for it Marty!
I’m always happy when I see him and not his penis.
Bad Lieutenant was an awesome movie…except for about 20 seconds.
And that’s the original Bad Lieutenant, kids, not the Nicolas Cage one.
Hello, Left Tit, my name is Woody. Would you like to shake?”
We’ve discussed this. Leave the lady alone. She didn’t do anything wrong. Her husband is an uberprick.
She’s an aged skeletal chick who looks like she should be leading hords of minions against Castle Greyskull. She knows what she did.
I lol’ed @ “she knows what she did”…
It’s asshole Arnie we want. Serve us up (more) of HIS humiliations with sharp focus & excellent audio quality.
His shirt looks almost as vascular as he is.
I don’t always swim, but when I do . . .
…I don’t get my beard wet.
BRAVO!
… I cruise.
I think we underestimate the Italian’s sense of humor here. I bet you that award just tasered him….
i fuck this chubby ho
“Almost finished. Now where did that gray rag go?”
Noooo, she looks like Pee-Wee.
Look out kid, she’s just spotted the Mullet.
The black guy. Saying it with his eyes. He’s real.
No, he’s about to choke a bitch.
Let’s see him wear that hat around Rosie O’Donnell. Or Snookie. Or Nicole Eggert.
or Alyssa Milano, or Amy Whinehouse or….
Odd, I thought that WAS Rosie O’Donnell’s hat
Clearly his plan is to get Penelope to drink 5 bottles of wine, then use the hand truck to wheel her over to the table that he’s prepared with a tarp.
Nutrag in pocket…
How the fuck did she get a ticket?
Sabrina the Teenage Wtich makes a cameo appearance at Hogwarts.
*Witch! Fuck!
Glad to see Harry Potter found the last horcrux.