“Heath’s favorite cocktail, huh? Ah well, bottom’s up!”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which features two Taylor Lautner pics, not only because we’re already starting to feel the holiday content pinch, but also because this is clearly the happiest day of his life, not counting the time Travolta let him sit on his lap and steer the jet. We’ve also got Selma Blair‘s inappropriately chesty outfit, not for being too sexy, but for making me throw up the “delicious” McRib Fish made me eat at gunpoint. Finally, we’ve got Cesar Millan, who I’m not sure has ever made it in here before, but debuts today with his forceful, yet effective submission technique of burying two fingers deep into the anus and gazing into the eyes with a lusty stare.
Fun Fact: This technique also works on Tom Cruise,
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Uncircumcised Prick!
Bruce breezily threw on a scarf before heading out the door, never imagining he’d run into a young Edgar Winter. Serendipity.
That is Johnny. Edgar is in the car.
They were on their way to an albino brothers support group meeting. Attendance is always low.
“Faster mommy I still smell that dirty dumpster !”
Poor baby frog…. never stood a chance.
The veins between her tits are mirrored by the shape of her hairline.
THAT’S a tackle? Where’d he learn his moves? One of those Japanese train pushers?
Take a note from Heath. Stop drinking it.
When she tires of his sweaty, gray, wild bushy jungle nuts she will dump him, or he will when he tires of her skinny ashtray mouth.
“Hey, what’s in this shit? And why do you keep saying ‘And. here. we. go’ every time I sip?”
Leto sort of looks like Maria Shriver who sort of looks like Bruce Jenner … is this evolutionary convergence, or is there some kind of useless person union rule that I don’t know about?
“Yuck Mary-Kate, this cup of your piss tastes like gin.”
Its a man!, baby!!
One of the RICHEST women on the planet, and that is the best you can do?
How sad.
That dude has the most fucked up looking face. There…I’ve said it.
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Neither Gaga nor Richardson deserve to be even breathing the same air as him. I suggest they both stop breathing immediately.
I honestly thought it was Ashton Kutcher in this pic. Don’t know if that should be taken as an insult or a compliment in this case, though.
Shoes too big are.
As funny as the comments are, I love Cesar. He’s a good guy.
Really guys? She looks like your average club girl/bartender. Nothing spectacular.
She’s showing you where she buried the bodies.
Nope. Nope nope nope.
Jimmy Fallon must be telling a joke because of the way he’s laughing at how funny he is
So Rose McGowan and Kim Catrall are now, officially, the same person?
Don’t mind us totally heterosexual guys doing heterosexual dogpiles!
You people are fucking idiots…
“Chase meee, Chase meeee!”
Which one is which?
“What toppings do you want on your 3rd sundae of the day, dear?”
“You outta know. “