“Heath’s favorite cocktail, huh? Ah well, bottom’s up!”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which features two Taylor Lautner pics, not only because we’re already starting to feel the holiday content pinch, but also because this is clearly the happiest day of his life, not counting the time Travolta let him sit on his lap and steer the jet. We’ve also got Selma Blair‘s inappropriately chesty outfit, not for being too sexy, but for making me throw up the “delicious” McRib Fish made me eat at gunpoint. Finally, we’ve got Cesar Millan, who I’m not sure has ever made it in here before, but debuts today with his forceful, yet effective submission technique of burying two fingers deep into the anus and gazing into the eyes with a lusty stare.
Fun Fact: This technique also works on Tom Cruise,
- Photo Boy
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“god DAMN this cold sore’s a bad one….”
(thinks back to Hollywood party last year when she muff dived on Lindsay Lohan)
..dafuck??? Tony Danza’s long hair and Goodwill sweater terrifies children…
Two people who have zero interest in basketball. Even the alcohol and sunglasses cannot mask their discomfort.
Alright, what jackass played with the space-time continuum this time?
When did Walter Matthau start dating Scooter from the Muppets?
I thought this was the redhead from sex and the city.
Bridget Bardot is looking spry!
Mandy Patinkin suddenly realizes that too many gin & tonics made him mistake an Olsen twin for Claire Danes
“This Khardashian is my kind of scum: fearless and inventive.”
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Since when do farm animals attend press conferences?
cute puppy !
“WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR!?”
Nothing says ” I’m a life committed fame whore “, like stopping to snap a picture with this ugly idiot. And.. You look like an old Jewish Queen.
Hey, babycakes, watch me do a drunk Tom Hanks doing Billy Idol.
“I told that idiot doctor to make my neck brace gayer. This isn’t going to work!”
Why do celebrities go to games when they clearly have no interest in or knowledge of the sport?!?
Holy photo ops. That ball in brand spanking new, in pristine condition.
These public masturbation cloaks are going to be a hit with the teens.
The Hollywood Magicians can really work magic with this one.
He breastfed the sexy out of her.
Willem Dafoe just shat himself.
It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
Kerry Washington = (((((BOING)))))
“Excuse me, where do you keep your shut-in recluse-wear?”
“Imma pick that shit up!” – Eddie Murphy
The Lucky Winners of The Walmart Dating Game.
DEATH BY SNU-SNU!!!
Going down to Tranny Town
Don’t lie to me you little bastard. I’ve got trans species gaydar!
Didn’t he once “date” Taylor Swift? That speaks volumes.
Along with 15 other guys.
The rest of us called it, “Her Debut Album”.
Wow.. She went light on the clowns tits and looks exceptional for London. Great legs.
What is this, penis ?
They look like Saddam Hossein on South Park! C’mon Guy!
A little quick to be making a Sandusky biopic, huh?
Drink Keystone Light.
Just when you thought that it was impossible to hate this guy more.. He finds a way. That’s Incredible.
I imagine that Photo Boy typed “Nicks”, and then screamed like a girl, threw up his hands, and yelled at Fish for making him write about sports. It’s Knicks, honey.
Odd…thats how she eats pussy…like a vulture.
Mario Treadway as Wesley Crusher?
Gross Pig.. That’s all I got.
She’d be perfect if they could perform chinectomy’s.
This new slideshow viewer is sweet !
“My word this tastes OLD. Darling remind me to ask for something a bit newer. Like say a 1986 vintage pale ale.”
Taylor: “No, no don’t touch my penis, don’t touch my penis”
Dude: “No one is touching your dick dude”
Taylor:”Ha ha, don’t touch it ha ha”
put Selma Blair’s chest on her forehead and now you have a Klingon.
Heath Ledger made the exact same face with her before he died….”drink up honey”
Can we see more of GaGa’s sister? She’s way hotter.
“Ick, tastes like a flamboyant high school musical on Fox.”
David Arquette got out just before Courtney went off the rails!
Nothing like a game of Smear the Queer.
I think we all caught this the first TWO times you posted it.