“Heath’s favorite cocktail, huh? Ah well, bottom’s up!”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which features two Taylor Lautner pics, not only because we’re already starting to feel the holiday content pinch, but also because this is clearly the happiest day of his life, not counting the time Travolta let him sit on his lap and steer the jet. We’ve also got Selma Blair‘s inappropriately chesty outfit, not for being too sexy, but for making me throw up the “delicious” McRib Fish made me eat at gunpoint. Finally, we’ve got Cesar Millan, who I’m not sure has ever made it in here before, but debuts today with his forceful, yet effective submission technique of burying two fingers deep into the anus and gazing into the eyes with a lusty stare.
Fun Fact: This technique also works on Tom Cruise,
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Quentin owns up to the fart.
Her chest looks like a Klingon’s forehead.
I would definitely be the romantic and throw it in her.
Bruce Campbell is jealous of this Chin Butt.
I’m pretty liberal, but this display of bestiality crosses a line.
“Peace, niggers! “
Phil Collins is looking good for his age.
Nasty stripper leg tattoos.
I KNOW! Awesome, right!!
Damn sexy *and* smart!
*Always* carry your cocktail into line…
What an ugly looking man.
I’d be screaming like that too if she was chasing me!
Middle Earth is nice, but I’m more interested in her peaks and valleys.
Why not. I’d let her sit on my face, but I wouldn’t kiss her. Who knows where her mouth has been.
Much sexier than any other Jessica or Jane I can think of.
Jane is advertising her excellent technique and willingness to deal with any fishy smells.
Madonna needs to stop. She’s 100 years old and looks it.
Tarantino’s giving the victory sign because glamorizing violence is so incredibly profitable and whenever there’s a mass shooting all the blame goes to guns as if Hollywood glamorization of guns and violence is not a factor.
Good point. Before Hollywood, there was no good scapegoat for all the guns and violence.
Courtney Love is looking good
Looking at this is bad enough, but can you imagine being the guy in plaid having to listen to: ” ‘ow do my burp smell, Mare-ee? ehn hehn hehn” for two hours straight?
Yikes.
Just gross.
Her fat face looks like its about to eat the rest of her.
OLIVER: “I TOLD you we should have brought a blanket! It’s not a proper “Dutch Oven” without a blanket!”
Jared Leto is awfully convincing…
The pimple on her nose is bigger than what’s behind that bra padding.
Good to see the ghost from Three Men and a Baby making an appearance.
Hee, hee, hee, ha, ha, ha…This is like heaven! If only that pasty skinned vampire kid was here too! Oops…I just came.
“TAG! Now you’re made of wood!”
This looks like it will be the best Tim Burton movie, ever!
The world hasn’t been the same since she crawled out of that TV set and into our nightmares.
Her want Snu Snu.
Arthur: “AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh! Sweet JESUS, it’s STILL after me! Why can’t I go any faster?”
If Peg Bundy and Yokozuna mated…
“Wink, I’m going to have to select Bachelor #3.”
Am I being too persnickety when I point out that Wink Martindale never hosted The Dating Game? Yeah, probably.
ACK! She’s turning him into the Joker!
It’s nice to see that the Grove is “Special Needs” friendly.
I would call her “Wonkboobs” but there are no boobs.
Poor Samantha from Sex and the City…just a dried out, old whore now.
Her eyes look like something crawled on them and died.
“Oh I could just eat you up! No really, I could!”
Tarantino: “Hey everyone, come see my movie!”
Jackson: “When did I become too black for 106 & Park?”
Washington & Foxx: “Sky rockets in flight…”
That is the expression of a man whose clothes are way too tight.
Defying all prior medical knowledge, she actually caught Down’s Syndrome.
“Um, are you, are you enjoying that drink?”
‘Nah. Needs garlic.”
Middle Earth ain’t got nothin’ on my Central America…
I honestly did not know that Down’s Syndrome could be sexually transmitted.
Isn’t it ironic….don’t you think?
Her cheeks look like they’re about to suffocate her eyeballs. Maybe her whole body will turn on her and eat itself. Natural selection?
Someone has serious daddy issues.
ya think?
I believe what they’re playing is a derivation of football called “Smear the Queer,” but in the modern, politically correct society, every player gets to be the queer.
“Look at my map of Middle-Earth! That’s, like, the equator, right?”