The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.17.13

December 17th, 2013 // 251 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which caps our day of coverage of plagiarists, serial rapists, and ground-standing, gun nut plagiarists, in other words, your typical light, airy celebrity fare. So let’s keep that ball rolling with animal attacks, public indecency, and crimes against humanity.

If the world of celeb news is a crack house (It is. Sweet Christ, it is.), then this collection is its septic tank. Enjoy,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Justin Long Watching Random Guy Hug Girlfriend Amanda Seyfried
    JimBB
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    Justin, this guy smells like jewish guilt!

  2. Justin Long Watching Random Guy Hug Girlfriend Amanda Seyfried
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    “ohhHHhh…a blue and red scarf, that’s so… rare these days…mmm”
    (starts making out with Justin’s dad)
    “Daaaad! You can’t out hipster me! I just bought this jacket at the Salvation Army!”

  3. Micaela Schaefer Wonky Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Niklas Kauffeld Matthias Jahn KJ Fragrance Launch
    Son of Flubber
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    Look at those two boobs.

  4. Micaela Schaefer Wonky Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Niklas Kauffeld Matthias Jahn KJ Fragrance Launch
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    I think her boobs are rolling their nipples at me.

  5. Brooke Shields Derpface
    JimBB
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    I’m pretty sure that’s her body double.

  6. Micaela Schaefer Wonky Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Niklas Kauffeld Matthias Jahn KJ Fragrance Launch
    Cock Dr
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    It’s all so German.

  7. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    This has to be from a couple years ago, her face is blowing up like a balloon lately

  8. Kim Basinger Slick Backed Hair Pinstripe Suit Grudge Match Premiere
    JimBB
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    I guess I would be instagramming pics of my pussy too if my mom decided to become a lesbian.

  9. Micaela Schaefer Wonky Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Niklas Kauffeld Matthias Jahn KJ Fragrance Launch
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    she seems shy. And really slutty.

  10. Micaela Schaefer Wonky Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Niklas Kauffeld Matthias Jahn KJ Fragrance Launch
    JimBB
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    Everyone in this picture likes dick. That gives me pretty good odds, right?

  11. Micaela Schaefer Wonky Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Niklas Kauffeld Matthias Jahn KJ Fragrance Launch
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    What’s sad is, these type of men are the majority that women like this see/interact with on a daily basis in the industry.

    What a waste!

  12. Alec Baldwin Long Wool Overcoat Walking Two Small Dogs
    ThisWillHurt
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    “‘Walk the tiny dogs through the park’ you said! ‘It’ll relax you for once’ you said! Not only do I wanna kill everyone, I wanna kill EVERYONE!”

  13. Christina Aguilera Cleavage The Voice
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    It always looks to me like she’s trying really hard to squeegee her B-cups into cleavage.

  14. John Mayer Fur Coat GMA
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    This coat was made from the hair between North West’s eyes.

  15. Uma Thurman Tibet House US 11th Annual Benefit Auction
    Jenn
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    I think those boobs are wasted on her two ‘dates’.

  16. Julia Roberts Meryl Streep Gazing At Each Other August Osage County Premiere
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    “What’s it like to be an actress, Meryl?”

  17. Dog Jumping On Rita Ora Paws On Face
    labman2000
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    takes one to know one

  18. Will.i.am Stroke Mouth Tophat
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  19. Will.i.am Stroke Mouth Tophat
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    His Stallone impersonation is really insensitive.

  20. John Mayer Fur Coat GMA
    The Pope
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    Rudolph got run over by a hipster…

  21. Sylvester Stallone Robert De Niro Grudge Match Premiere
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    “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to ME? No, seriously, are you talking to me? If so you’ll have to speak up. I can’t hear shit. Now where’s my fuckin’ hoveround?”

  22. Micaela Schaefer Wonky Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Niklas Kauffeld Matthias Jahn KJ Fragrance Launch
    CK
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    “Hey Micaela, is it true that you had gaydar installed in your tits?”

  23. Ali Larter Butt Yoga Pants
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    flip flops. Heh, flops, like her career

  24. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    Hey Bar, stop trying to fool old rich retirees with old pictures!

  25. Christina Aguilera Cleavage The Voice
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    Not pictured: hugeass

  26. John Mayer Fur Coat GMA
    fred
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    His best friend is still bitter from losing a bet that Mayer couldn’t nail Katy Perry, so this time he handed Mayer that jacket and bet him he could not get laid in it.

    He lost. Again.

  27. Alec Baldwin Long Wool Overcoat Walking Two Small Dogs
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    After cleaning up their poop for the fourth time Alec lost his composure and mockingly made fart noises at his dogs the entire way home.

  28. Christina Aguilera Cleavage The Voice
    TimmyFigs
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    “I’ll bet Johnny Depp have a jacket this suave”

  29. Uma Thurman Tibet House US 11th Annual Benefit Auction
    TimmyFigs
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    Micaela Schaefer points out her two new best friends.

  30. Kim Basinger Slick Backed Hair Pinstripe Suit Grudge Match Premiere
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    Nobody went for a Bat Dance joke?

  31. Miley Cyrus Balancing Dancer On Feet Instagram
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    Are Nelson Mandela pants a thing now?

  32. Uma Thurman Tibet House US 11th Annual Benefit Auction
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    Just below frame Quentin Tarantino is sucking her toes and whacking it.

  33. Dermot Mulroney Tharita Catulle August Osage County
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    She’s daydreaming about Dylan McDermott again.

  34. Abigail Breslin Tight Dress August Osage County Premiere
    dennis
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    Miley can pretty much suck it.

    This girl is 1000x hotter standing around doing nothing in a full dress than Miley is with her titties and vag out rubbing her asshole against Santa.

  35. Abigail Breslin Tight Dress August Osage County Premiere
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    Oh. I wasn’t getting why all the hype. Silly me.

  36. Sylvester Stallone Robert De Niro Grudge Match Premiere
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    Looks like DeNiro is trying to lift Stallone’s wallet out of the back of his pants. I knew times were tough for them to do this movie, but I didn’t know they were this tough.

  37. Abigail Breslin Tight Dress August Osage County Premiere
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    Oh my…

  38. Justin Long Watching Random Guy Hug Girlfriend Amanda Seyfried
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    You know you are an ugly fucker when you have to worry about that guy stealing Amanda away from you.

  39. Dog Jumping On Rita Ora Paws On Face
    Huh?
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    Guess John Mayer’s coat is all the rage

  40. Sylvester Stallone Robert De Niro Grudge Match Premiere
       ²
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    she looks like 90 years and a half

  41. Brooke Shields Derpface
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    The hell? She looks sorta like girly ‘n stuff.

  42. Micaela Schaefer Wonky Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Niklas Kauffeld Matthias Jahn KJ Fragrance Launch
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    This makes every Bronski Beat album cover look like death metal.

  43. Justin Long Watching Random Guy Hug Girlfriend Amanda Seyfried
    bigalkie
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    If you’re exceptionally average and you know it, wear a red hat

  44. Uma Thurman Tibet House US 11th Annual Benefit Auction
    Spike
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    I’m sorry mam, who were you looking for? Oh yeah, I think I know who you’re talking about. Does he look like a bitch?

  45. Kim Basinger Slick Backed Hair Pinstripe Suit Grudge Match Premiere
    wankee
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    HOney! I’m a Mac! He’s a PC! We’ve been over this!

  46. Abigail Breslin Tight Dress August Osage County Premiere
    Mchael
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    Next year’s the year. The big 1-8. Get the lube out ready.

  47. Abigail Breslin Tight Dress August Osage County Premiere
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    “Too damn old.” R. Kelly

  48. Will.i.am Stroke Mouth Tophat
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    If jumps around with a bottle of Aunt Jemima, I’m calling Alec Baldwin.

  49. Will.i.am Stroke Mouth Tophat
    Joe Blow
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    Homie be having a stroke?

  50. John Mayer Fur Coat GMA
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    A fur coat is à propos for him. Gross on gross.

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