The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.17.13

December 17th, 2013 // 251 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which caps our day of coverage of plagiarists, serial rapists, and ground-standing, gun nut plagiarists, in other words, your typical light, airy celebrity fare. So let’s keep that ball rolling with animal attacks, public indecency, and crimes against humanity.

If the world of celeb news is a crack house (It is. Sweet Christ, it is.), then this collection is its septic tank. Enjoy,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Abigail Breslin Tight Dress August Osage County Premiere
    George P Burdell
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    Little Miss Fripple

  2. Ben Stiller Blue Steel Face El Hormiguero
    JimBB
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    Man, “La Teoría Del Big Bang” is really bringing in some star power this year.

  3. Justin Long Watching Random Guy Hug Girlfriend Amanda Seyfried
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    “Please get me away from this nerd, I’m a huge celebrity!”

  4. Sylvester Stallone Robert De Niro Grudge Match Premiere
    JimBB
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    The great thing about Alzheimers is that every meeting is like meeting for the first time.

  5. Kim Basinger Slick Backed Hair Pinstripe Suit Grudge Match Premiere
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    I cannot unsee that.

  6. Dermot Mulroney Tharita Catulle August Osage County
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    I understand when you get obsessed with Prince Charles or the manly workout chick or people with their mouths open. But I don’t get the Dermot Mulroney infatuation.

  7. Dermot Mulroney Tharita Catulle August Osage County
    JimBB
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    She looks as dead as his career.

  8. Abigail Breslin Tight Dress August Osage County Premiere
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    Damn! When did she get so hot? More of her please.

  9. Naomi Watts Butt Swimsuit
    ruckus
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    Ah Buhhhhh

    Ah Buhhhhhhhh

    Moleyolyolyoly

    Ah Buhhhhhhhhhh

  10. Micaela Schaefer Wonky Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Niklas Kauffeld Matthias Jahn KJ Fragrance Launch
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    If she’d named her fragrance “KY” instead of “KJ,” Hans and Frans would have been even MORE excited!

  11. Abigail Breslin Tight Dress August Osage County Premiere
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    Not legal until next April……..

  12. Abigail Breslin Tight Dress August Osage County Premiere
    JimBB
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    I still say she was hotter in Little Miss Sunshine.

  13. Abigail Breslin Tight Dress August Osage County Premiere
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    The look on her face says, “Yes, I know you aren’t looking at my face and I’m good with that.”

  14. Kim Basinger Slick Backed Hair Pinstripe Suit Grudge Match Premiere
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    Bruce Jenner looks great.

  15. Miley Cyrus Balancing Dancer On Feet Instagram
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    It’s a lot of work to keep that sexy, toned figure.

  16. Brooke Shields Derpface
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    Damn 60 has never looked this good. 60. Seriously.

  17. Alec Baldwin Long Wool Overcoat Walking Two Small Dogs
    JimBB
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    Even his dogs look pissed.

  18. Kim Basinger Slick Backed Hair Pinstripe Suit Grudge Match Premiere
    ruckus
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    Wait’ll they get a load of me….

    ooooooooop

  19. Ben Stiller Blue Steel Face El Hormiguero
    Deacon Jones
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    Preparing for their enema via ….Empire State building thingy?

  20. Kim Basinger Slick Backed Hair Pinstripe Suit Grudge Match Premiere
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    She’s 60. She looks great.

  21. Kim Basinger Slick Backed Hair Pinstripe Suit Grudge Match Premiere
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    You sure that’s not Annie Lennox?

  22. Sylvester Stallone Robert De Niro Grudge Match Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    “Who’s going to watch this movie?!”

    “What movie, hahaha?!”

  23. Uma Thurman Tibet House US 11th Annual Benefit Auction
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    Sexy lady.

  24. Micaela Schaefer Wonky Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Niklas Kauffeld Matthias Jahn KJ Fragrance Launch
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    Nipples at 11:00 and 1:00 look about as unnatural as the two idiots on either side of her.

  25. Naomi Watts Butt Swimsuit
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    A friend told her she should get that ugly thing removed, and she promptly drowned her son.

  26. Abigail Breslin Tight Dress August Osage County Premiere
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    I will have a comment about this photo in six months

  27. Kim Basinger Slick Backed Hair Pinstripe Suit Grudge Match Premiere
    Mike
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    Tell me kid… you ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?

  28. Dermot Mulroney Tharita Catulle August Osage County
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    Oh that reminds me, I’m SUPER excited for speed skating at the winter games this year.

  29. Micaela Schaefer Wonky Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Niklas Kauffeld Matthias Jahn KJ Fragrance Launch
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    Pretty sure if I moved to Hollywood, I could make a good living as “Nipple Wrangler to the Stars”

  30. Abigail Breslin Tight Dress August Osage County Premiere
    mt
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    The kid from the Sixth Sense grew up to look like a Hobbit.
    Abigail has grown up to look like a Victoria Secret Model…
    Damn she’s hot, and she knows it….

  31. Micaela Schaefer Wonky Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Niklas Kauffeld Matthias Jahn KJ Fragrance Launch
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    When you have boobs that fake, your breasts hold your dress up.

  32. Abigail Breslin Tight Dress August Osage County Premiere
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    My, how she has grown.

  33. John Mayer Fur Coat GMA
    Son of Flubber
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    Hey PETA, where’s the red paint?

  34. Christina Aguilera Cleavage The Voice
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    Fat or thin, I want in!

  35. John Mayer Fur Coat GMA
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    The douche is loose.

  36. Justin Long Watching Random Guy Hug Girlfriend Amanda Seyfried
    cory
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    Neuman!

  37. Christina Aguilera Cleavage The Voice
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    Bewbs!

  38. Will.i.am Stroke Mouth Tophat
    Son of Flubber
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    “Mammy! How I love ya, how I love ya. My dear ol’ Mammy!”

  39. Naomi Watts Butt Swimsuit
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    I’d buy that for a dollar!

  40. Abigail Breslin Tight Dress August Osage County Premiere
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    Nice! She’s been drinking her hormone-laced milk on a regular basis!

  41. Will.i.am Stroke Mouth Tophat
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    The new Fergie seems nice.

  42. Sylvester Stallone Robert De Niro Grudge Match Premiere
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    Jesus! Deniro looked like ian McKellen for a second

  43. Ali Larter Butt Yoga Pants
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    I’m going to dial 1-900-MIX-A-LOT and kick those nasty thoughts.

  44. Abigail Breslin Tight Dress August Osage County Premiere
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    Still not legal, folks.

  45. John Mayer Fur Coat GMA
    Cock Dr
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    Wow…that is uberdouchetastic. He has outdone himself this time!

  46. Sylvester Stallone Robert De Niro Grudge Match Premiere
    Son of Flubber
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    The air was thick with Ben Gay, Old Spice, and Werthers Originals.

  47. Abigail Breslin Tight Dress August Osage County Premiere
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    I’m just going to go ahead and have a seat over there…

  48. Dermot Mulroney Tharita Catulle August Osage County
    Son of Flubber
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    Power Breast, activate!

  49. Alec Baldwin Long Wool Overcoat Walking Two Small Dogs
    Ben Dover
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    Hey there’s Alec, his wife and daughter walking in the park

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