The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.16.14

Welcome to Tuesdays The Crap We Missed, lead by Kylie Jenner’s butt because sharing a cell with you guys doesn’t sound that bad. (Fish makes a delightful toilet sangria.) We’ve also got Mariah Carey giving the first ever case of adult on-set scoliosis, Lance Burton unveiling his newest trick, ‘The Sandusky,’ and Nick Cannon who knows this will make a way better revenge Instagram than any pic of himself surrounded by beautiful women.

Did I just slam on Mariah Carey twice in this post? It was all I could do to keep myself from going after Kelly Clarkson. Take a moment and try to figure out that fucked up rationale. My brain is a terrible place to be,

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