The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.15.15
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s almost entirely the Star Wars: The Force Awakens premiere red carpet shots with a Final Five of a topless pornstar at the end, so I’m just over here waiting for a giant mouse to come stab me in the face. Which I’m fine with, because I don’t want to be alive when Terry Richardson’s baby is born. Or when Alec Baldwin murders his wife. I knew this was coming and I did nothing.
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