The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.10.13

December 10th, 2013 // 304 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which you can probably tell by today’s lead pic choice is almost completely devoid of breasts. Unless you count whatever this Tracy Anderson guy stuffed under his blouse. Wads of trash? I’m going with wads of trash. So with that said, welcome to one of the most random collections ever scraped from the emptiest of barrel bottoms. We’ve got Johnny Depp in the role John Travolta‘s agent is calling “Goddamnit, I’m so fucking fired,” Emma Thompson‘s guide to safe Ecstasy use on the red carpet, and Joan Rivers delivering the kill stroke on NYPD’s stop and frisk.

*sniffs, wipes tears, hands over badge and gun* “You don’t understand, Chief. She wouldn’t let me stop. She kept saying she hasn’t been manhandled like this since the night Ed McMahon went crazy on highballs and poppers.”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sarah Jessica Parker Cosmo 100 Luncheon
    PassingTrue
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    Pretty mane though.

  2. Johnny Depp Boxers Pants Around Ankles Mortdecai Set
    PassingTrue
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    I’m sure I had a watch on. Let me check again.

  3. President Obama Michelle Obama Rolling Eyes Nelson Mandela Tribute
    PassingTrue
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    Wow. I never knew funerals were so boring when I’m not giving a speech.

  4. Anne Burrell Lesbian Haircut Fingerless Gloves Epicurious Editor In Chief Celebration
    PassingTrue
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    Clams! It’s whats for dinner.

  5. Joan Rivers Fur Coat Talking To NYPD Cop
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    As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

  6. Sarah Jessica Parker Cosmo 100 Luncheon
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    Old Grey Mare She ain’t what She used to be
    Ain’t what She used to be…

  7. Johnny Depp Boxers Pants Around Ankles Mortdecai Set
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    Backstage with the Village People

  8. Orlando Bloom Derpface
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    I’m really big in Germany!

  9. Justin Bieber Visitin Philippines Typhoon Affected Residents
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    Good God I hate to admit this, but he’s only 99% idiot. We don’t know his motives for being there but he IS there. Lohan isn’t there. Twerker isn’t there. Hell, Wyclef and Sean Penn aren’t there. And so I, reluctantly, grant Maple Jesus 1% respect. *opens another beer*

  10. Joe Jonas Moustache Hoodie
    Taylor Swift's Tampon String
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    Coming up next on “To Catch A Predator,” his screen name was Anal Assassin and you will never guess what he was here to do.

  11. Jay-Z Vagina Hand Symbol Staples Center Performance
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    Is that a black microphone in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

    Oh, it *is* a black microphone. Carry on.

  12. Dick Van Dyke Saving Mr Banks Premiere
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    “…hung like a horse!”

  13. Tracy Anderson Wonky Nipples Cosmo 100 Luncheon
    JohnnyHildo
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    Google must be broke, because when I typed in “Tracy Anderson”, it kept asking me if I meant “tiny ugly women”

  14. Mel B Cameltoe Yoga Pants Today Show
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    Not pictured: Harry Dunne and the Shaggin’ Wagon.

  15. Johnny Depp Boxers Pants Around Ankles Mortdecai Set
    donkeylicks
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    So they’re finally making the Feddie Mercury movie.

  16. Kevin Hart Hiding Behind Taller Woman Jay Z After Party LURE Nightclub
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    “C’mon baby. Let me ride on your shoulders so I can see the parade!”

  17. Sarah Jessica Parker Cosmo 100 Luncheon
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    “Horse, horse, equine reference, feedbag hoof hoof, mane, carrot oats. Snout, hoof, trot road apple, swayback horseshoe, horse.”

  18. President Obama Michelle Obama Rolling Eyes Nelson Mandela Tribute
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    “Wow, even FDR was there.”

  19. Johnny Depp Boxers Pants Around Ankles Mortdecai Set
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    Nick Saban demonstrating what he’s about to do to Alabama.

  20. Sarah Jessica Parker Cosmo 100 Luncheon
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    The Purty Little Filly with the Pony Tail

  21. President Obama Michelle Obama Rolling Eyes Nelson Mandela Tribute
    Dex
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    “Mish, baby, you KNOW there is only enough space for 3 heads in a horizontal selfie….”

    “MMmm-HM”

  22. Colin Farrell Annie Rose Buckley Saving Mr Banks Premiere
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    “Intoxicating. There’s nothing quite like the scent of a redhead.”

  23. Kevin Hart Hiding Behind Taller Woman Jay Z After Party LURE Nightclub
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    Everyone in Hollywood thought Kevin Hart was a nice guy, so respectful of women. Then one fateful day, he happened to be in a crowd with a woman whose ass he could reach…

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