The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.10.13

December 10th, 2013 // 304 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which you can probably tell by today’s lead pic choice is almost completely devoid of breasts. Unless you count whatever this Tracy Anderson guy stuffed under his blouse. Wads of trash? I’m going with wads of trash. So with that said, welcome to one of the most random collections ever scraped from the emptiest of barrel bottoms. We’ve got Johnny Depp in the role John Travolta‘s agent is calling “Goddamnit, I’m so fucking fired,” Emma Thompson‘s guide to safe Ecstasy use on the red carpet, and Joan Rivers delivering the kill stroke on NYPD’s stop and frisk.

*sniffs, wipes tears, hands over badge and gun* “You don’t understand, Chief. She wouldn’t let me stop. She kept saying she hasn’t been manhandled like this since the night Ed McMahon went crazy on highballs and poppers.”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Dick Van Dyke Saving Mr Banks Premiere
    Vlad
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    Can ya’ believe this shit?

  2. Tracy Anderson Wonky Nipples Cosmo 100 Luncheon
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    So, is she a trainer of celebrities or a trainer who’s a celebrity? It’s not clear to me, and I don’t give enough fucks about her to look it up.

  3. Joan Rivers Fur Coat Talking To NYPD Cop
    Schadenfreude
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    Joan Rivers’ latest idea to build off her Celebrity Apprentice win – Celebrity Walking Dead!

  4. Jay-Z Vagina Hand Symbol Staples Center Performance
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    “H-OVA, y’all can’t afford my shit at Barney’s anyway”

  5. Leonardo DiCaprio Signing Autograph Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    Schadenfreude
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    Who do you want it autographed to? Oscar Loser? Is that your real name?

  6. Joe Jonas Moustache Hoodie
    Schadenfreude
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    Yes, Officer. That’s the man who did it. I’m sure of it.

  7. Johnny Depp Boxers Pants Around Ankles Mortdecai Set
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    “But I don’t wanna be the middle guy in the human centipede.”

  8. Emma Thompson Grabbing Paul Giamatti Face Saving Mr Banks Premiere
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    “We we have sex , I WILL ENTER YOU FIRST!!”

  9. Emma Thompson Grabbing Paul Giamatti Face Saving Mr Banks Premiere
    journalschism
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    “Ooooooohhhh bugger, Paul! If only we could put your acting talent in Channing Tatum’s body!”

  10. Sarah Jessica Parker Cosmo 100 Luncheon
    Father Dougal
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    I know y’all are tempted to make more horse jokes, but just say “neigh”!

  11. Jeff Anderson Gunter Creepy Facial Hair 6th Annual Manifest Your Destiny Toy Drive
    journalschism
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    I thought this was the “A-Team Villains Have A Heart” event?

  12. Anne Burrell Lesbian Haircut Fingerless Gloves Epicurious Editor In Chief Celebration
    journalschism
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    “And at some point midway through the Broncos second Super Bowl win, Elway felt something stirring inside him. And that something was a desire to be a woman. It’s a secret he would hold onto for years. Until now…”

  13. Leonardo DiCaprio Signing Autograph Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    journalschism
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    “I’ll sign anything you want, but please refer to me a ‘Pittcaprio’ from now on. Thanks.”

  14. Justin Bieber Visitin Philippines Typhoon Affected Residents
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    Hello Philippines. I know you wanted food, shelter and first aid but you got Bieber…our bad.
    (Keep Bieber, We insist)

  15. Avril Lavigne Cleavage 103.5 KISS FM’s Jingle Ball
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    Get rid of those shitty extensions.

  16. Sarah Jessica Parker Cosmo 100 Luncheon
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    She’s hot to trot!

  17. President Obama Michelle Obama Rolling Eyes Nelson Mandela Tribute
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    “Barack, I really need to go!”
    “Not here Michelle, this place is awful! Wait until we get back on Air Force One.”

  18. Kevin Hart Hiding Behind Taller Woman Jay Z After Party LURE Nightclub
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    “Yo Girl! The mall Santa wants to see you in the back of his sleigh.”

  19. Avril Lavigne Cleavage 103.5 KISS FM’s Jingle Ball
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    Evil Avril is.. evil…

  20. Emma Thompson Grabbing Paul Giamatti Face Saving Mr Banks Premiere
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    He just kicked her in the balls.

  21. Leonardo DiCaprio Signing Autograph Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
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    “Take off your top! I’m gonna draw you like one of my french girls!”

  22. Tracy Anderson Wonky Nipples Cosmo 100 Luncheon
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    Too bad she left her brights on.

  23. Joan Rivers Fur Coat Talking To NYPD Cop
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    I would go with the nightstick first, then the gun.

  24. Orlando Bloom Derpface
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    “Okay. . guess I sharted.”

  25. Joan Rivers Fur Coat Talking To NYPD Cop
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    Cop on the radio

    “Captain, do I really have to frisk her? Please God, no”

  26. Colin Farrell Annie Rose Buckley Saving Mr Banks Premiere
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    “Are you familiar with the works of Vladimir Nabokov… Roman Polanski?… No?… We’ll talk later.”

  27. Jeff Anderson Gunter Creepy Facial Hair 6th Annual Manifest Your Destiny Toy Drive
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    I am Mufassa!… Wanna play Pictionary?

  28. Mel B Cameltoe Yoga Pants Today Show
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    she should get that thing looked at. or maybe just stop tugging on it.

  29. Anne Burrell Lesbian Haircut Fingerless Gloves Epicurious Editor In Chief Celebration
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    The gloves and scarf are made from muppets who didn’t know how to get to Sesame Street .

  30. Orlando Bloom Derpface
    whatever
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    oh, yeah, see, he chose the drugs over miranda

  31. Joe Jonas Moustache Hoodie
    whatever
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    could he be more disgusting looking?

  32. President Obama Michelle Obama Rolling Eyes Nelson Mandela Tribute
    Dick Thunder
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    Nigga please……that weak ass fake ass blonde…..

  33. Justin Bieber Visitin Philippines Typhoon Affected Residents
    fap
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    Note the bodyguard stepping up to protect Bieber from the small asian woman.

  34. Joe Jonas Moustache Hoodie
    goocy
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    They call me Baba Booey.

  35. Dick Van Dyke Saving Mr Banks Premiere
    gooch
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    Did her in the ass. You know… before it was fashionable.

  36. Orlando Bloom Derpface
    gen
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    “She did WHAT to Justin Bieber.”

  37. Justin Bieber Visitin Philippines Typhoon Affected Residents
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    ‘S’up? How much are you?”

  38. Joan Rivers Fur Coat Talking To NYPD Cop
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    Fur is gross to begin with, when you can actually see the outline of the individual bodies it reaches a whole new level of yargh.

  39. Jeff Anderson Gunter Creepy Facial Hair 6th Annual Manifest Your Destiny Toy Drive
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    I know she looks like a dude, but I love her.

  40. Anne Burrell Lesbian Haircut Fingerless Gloves Epicurious Editor In Chief Celebration
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    I know she looks like a dude, but I love her.

  41. Justin Bieber Visitin Philippines Typhoon Affected Residents
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    “What sort of aid did you bring us, Mr. Justin? Your ‘awesomeness,’ you say? Oh…thank you. That’s something we can really use.”

  42. Joan Rivers Fur Coat Talking To NYPD Cop
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    “…Yeah, my friend Heidi Abramowitz likes a little ‘cream in her coffee,’ too, if you know what I mean. You don’t know Heidi? I mean, from my act, you don’t know my act? Fuck you, you probably like Kathy Griffin.”

  43. Anne Burrell Lesbian Haircut Fingerless Gloves Epicurious Editor In Chief Celebration
    Bubba
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    Jesus, Ke$ha really let herself go to shit.

    …sorry. Even more shit.

  44. Tracy Anderson Wonky Nipples Cosmo 100 Luncheon
    Margaret
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    ill fitting top.

  45. Tracy Anderson Wonky Nipples Cosmo 100 Luncheon
    namevisible
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    you know it’s a bad day when even your boob is giving you the side eye

  46. Tracy Anderson Wonky Nipples Cosmo 100 Luncheon
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    Thats a face only an airbrush could love.

  47. Joe Jonas Moustache Hoodie
    Stucco
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    Does this mustache make you scared to come into my van? No? How about with my hoodie up?

  48. Avril Lavigne Cleavage 103.5 KISS FM’s Jingle Ball
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    Rabid rat face, so punk.

  49. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Panta Candice Swanepoel Extra
    brick
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    I think Maria is sexy as hell but her ass in those pants is a NO-GO!

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