The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.10.13

December 10th, 2013 // 304 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which you can probably tell by today’s lead pic choice is almost completely devoid of breasts. Unless you count whatever this Tracy Anderson guy stuffed under his blouse. Wads of trash? I’m going with wads of trash. So with that said, welcome to one of the most random collections ever scraped from the emptiest of barrel bottoms. We’ve got Johnny Depp in the role John Travolta‘s agent is calling “Goddamnit, I’m so fucking fired,” Emma Thompson‘s guide to safe Ecstasy use on the red carpet, and Joan Rivers delivering the kill stroke on NYPD’s stop and frisk.

*sniffs, wipes tears, hands over badge and gun* “You don’t understand, Chief. She wouldn’t let me stop. She kept saying she hasn’t been manhandled like this since the night Ed McMahon went crazy on highballs and poppers.”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Justin Bieber Visitin Philippines Typhoon Affected Residents
    Mohawk Disco
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    Thank you. I’m honored I to be here and shake your hands. Just one more thing: Now you have crabs and you have crabs and you have crabs. I’m RICH bitches! Suck it!

  2. Jay-Z Vagina Hand Symbol Staples Center Performance
    joe
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    And so, after you shoot your brother, use both hands, like this, to apply direct pressure to the wound.

  3. Dick Van Dyke Saving Mr Banks Premiere
    joe
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    The flames were as red as her hair.

  4. Jay-Z Vagina Hand Symbol Staples Center Performance
    Chris
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    He’s calling for the vagina play.

  5. President Obama Michelle Obama Rolling Eyes Nelson Mandela Tribute
    Mohawk Disco
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    I know, honey. I know. You have the magic power to tell whether it’s a toupee or not. I know…

  6. Jeff Anderson Gunter Creepy Facial Hair 6th Annual Manifest Your Destiny Toy Drive
    Butt Plugger
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    Getting ready to film the next Predator

  7. Colin Farrell Annie Rose Buckley Saving Mr Banks Premiere
    Mohawk Disco
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    In a few years you could be the next Lindsay Lohan or young Drew Barrymore. Smile, sky’s the limit.

  8. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Panta Candice Swanepoel Extra
    Mohawk Disco
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    I think my monitor just came.

  9. Avril Lavigne Cleavage 103.5 KISS FM’s Jingle Ball
    Farkwad
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    The tits say “come hither”. The rest of her says “I’m coming out of your screen and killing you for burying me in the well.”

  10. Joe Jonas Moustache Hoodie
    Ben Dover
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    nice 70′s porn star stash

  11. Justin Bieber Visitin Philippines Typhoon Affected Residents
    Farkwad
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    Guy on left: “This has to be the worst thing that’s ever happened to us.”

  12. Joan Rivers Fur Coat Talking To NYPD Cop
    Mohawk Disco
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    - You better get out of my face. Do you know who I am?!
    - Why would I bother to learn? You’re just gonna change your face in 5 minutes anyway.

  13. Orlando Bloom Derpface
    Mohawk Disco
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    No Miranda back here either. Orlando feel goofy!

  14. Colin Farrell Annie Rose Buckley Saving Mr Banks Premiere
    Farkwad
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    “So it’s understood…if you are hot when you turn 18, I get first dibs.”

  15. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Panta Candice Swanepoel Extra
    Deacon Jones
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    “Some people say i have a nice ass…..”

    (You don’t know shit, Maria…)

  16. Johnny Depp Boxers Pants Around Ankles Mortdecai Set
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    Stop, frisk, and fuck. New York’s new anti-crime pro horny police policy.

  17. Justin Bieber Visitin Philippines Typhoon Affected Residents
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    “Hello poor, I’m Justin. Where are your ladies of the prostitution?”

  18. Lorenzo Lamas Shawna Craig Bra See Through Dress Saving Mr Banks Premiere
    Mohawk Disco
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    Lorenzo thought bubble: When a Wise Man in Tibet said I was going to climb a great mountain that’s not what I had in mind.

  19. Justin Bieber Visitin Philippines Typhoon Affected Residents
    The Pope
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    “I made that shirt!”

  20. Anne Burrell Lesbian Haircut Fingerless Gloves Epicurious Editor In Chief Celebration
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    When Anne Burrell makes the final gallery you know it’s a sparse day.

  21. Sarah Jessica Parker Cosmo 100 Luncheon
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    Is that a car or a wheeled barn?

  22. President Obama Michelle Obama Rolling Eyes Nelson Mandela Tribute
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    She’s about to go Winnie Mandela on him.

  23. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Panta Candice Swanepoel Extra
    Dirty Travolta
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    Dear Santa
    All I want for Christmas is to make out with Maria Menounos anus.
    Thank You

  24. Joan Rivers Fur Coat Talking To NYPD Cop
    The Pope
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    Shoot her! SHOOOOOT HER!

  25. Tracy Anderson Wonky Nipples Cosmo 100 Luncheon
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    If she was a super hero she would be called Underbite. Or Titcannon.

  26. Avril Lavigne Cleavage 103.5 KISS FM’s Jingle Ball
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    Looks like one of those plastic chests you get at Party City for Halloween. “Colossal Cleavage.”

  27. Colin Farrell Annie Rose Buckley Saving Mr Banks Premiere
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    I thought this was an old picture of Paul Walker and his girlfriend.

  28. Lorenzo Lamas Shawna Craig Bra See Through Dress Saving Mr Banks Premiere
    The Pope
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    If you’re going to limit yourself to women with a specific name, maybe Shawna isn’t the best choice.

  29. Avril Lavigne Cleavage 103.5 KISS FM’s Jingle Ball
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    “That sensation you’re feeling is the Lohaning”.

  30. Kevin Hart Hiding Behind Taller Woman Jay Z After Party LURE Nightclub
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    He’s getting ready to ride home in her pocket.

  31. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Panta Candice Swanepoel Extra
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    When it’s not completely harnessed in with Spanx, it’s not the awesome ass everyone gives it credit for.

  32. Joan Rivers Fur Coat Talking To NYPD Cop
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    He was going to stop and frisk her, but then he was like “gross.”

  33. Avril Lavigne Cleavage 103.5 KISS FM’s Jingle Ball
    alex
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    She’s really edgy and punk.

  34. Jeff Anderson Gunter Creepy Facial Hair 6th Annual Manifest Your Destiny Toy Drive
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    Herb, from the singing group Peaches and Herb, shown here with a random board game.

  35. Mel B Cameltoe Yoga Pants Today Show
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    Camel clit?

  36. Jeff Anderson Gunter Creepy Facial Hair 6th Annual Manifest Your Destiny Toy Drive
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    Even if I had a million guesses, I’d never think that this guy’s name is “Jeff”.

  37. Justin Bieber Visitin Philippines Typhoon Affected Residents
    ElPolloDiablo
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    “Why does god keep sending us things that blow hard?”

  38. Mel B Cameltoe Yoga Pants Today Show
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    I didn’t realize that walking in NYC in bad weather required wearing a cup.

  39. Tracy Anderson Wonky Nipples Cosmo 100 Luncheon
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    Those are some very interesting cans, but… why is Mickey Rourke in the background taking pics?

  40. Johnny Depp Boxers Pants Around Ankles Mortdecai Set
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    Looks like Focus on the Family was right: Now that same-sex marriage is legal, the cops can force you to fuck random dudes on the street.

  41. Mel B Cameltoe Yoga Pants Today Show
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    Guy on the left looks like a modern day Emo Philips.

  42. Leonardo DiCaprio Signing Autograph Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
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    “Do I have super-model in my beard?”

  43. Jay-Z Vagina Hand Symbol Staples Center Performance
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    “Yeah, ever since she had the baby, I’d say it’s about like this.”

  44. Jeff Anderson Gunter Creepy Facial Hair 6th Annual Manifest Your Destiny Toy Drive
    ElPolloDiablo
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    Pics in a box.

  45. Joe Jonas Moustache Hoodie
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    He looks like he’s ready to give mustache rides, but really he’s out looking for one.

  46. Dick Van Dyke Saving Mr Banks Premiere
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    Looks like he got his dentures in crooked.

  47. Colin Farrell Annie Rose Buckley Saving Mr Banks Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    “You don’t think my haircut is stupid, do you?”
    “Piss off and stop pretending to be nice to me. I’m on the way up and I refuse to let you and your career bring me down”.

  48. Johnny Depp Boxers Pants Around Ankles Mortdecai Set
    Mohawk Disco
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    Are they shooting the Blue Oyster scene for Police Academy 8?

  49. Jay-Z Vagina Hand Symbol Staples Center Performance
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hayden’s butthole is this big yo.”

  50. Anne Burrell Lesbian Haircut Fingerless Gloves Epicurious Editor In Chief Celebration
    ElPolloDiablo
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    How many muppets must die so overweight, lesbian, bleached, bespiked chefs can wear fur gloves?

    Muppet is murder!

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