The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.10.13

December 10th, 2013 // 304 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which you can probably tell by today’s lead pic choice is almost completely devoid of breasts. Unless you count whatever this Tracy Anderson guy stuffed under his blouse. Wads of trash? I’m going with wads of trash. So with that said, welcome to one of the most random collections ever scraped from the emptiest of barrel bottoms. We’ve got Johnny Depp in the role John Travolta‘s agent is calling “Goddamnit, I’m so fucking fired,” Emma Thompson‘s guide to safe Ecstasy use on the red carpet, and Joan Rivers delivering the kill stroke on NYPD’s stop and frisk.

*sniffs, wipes tears, hands over badge and gun* “You don’t understand, Chief. She wouldn’t let me stop. She kept saying she hasn’t been manhandled like this since the night Ed McMahon went crazy on highballs and poppers.”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Johnny Depp Boxers Pants Around Ankles Mortdecai Set
    catapostrophe
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    Haven’t we all seen this same movie a hundred times?

  2. Sarah Jessica Parker Cosmo 100 Luncheon
    catapostrophe
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    Sweet buggy.

  3. Avril Lavigne Cleavage 103.5 KISS FM’s Jingle Ball
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    She’s pretty cute.

  4. Anne Burrell Lesbian Haircut Fingerless Gloves Epicurious Editor In Chief Celebration
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    She’s following the lesbian playbook to the letter. There’s no gaydar required here.

  5. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Panta Candice Swanepoel Extra
    catapostrophe
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    Is this why the show’s called “Extra”?

  6. Mel B Cameltoe Yoga Pants Today Show
    Richard Hedd
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    This ‘Three Stooges’ reboot is gonna be weird, isn’t it?

  7. Johnny Depp Boxers Pants Around Ankles Mortdecai Set
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    LOL! I look forward to the comments on this pic. Good lord. *wipes tear*

  8. Mel B Cameltoe Yoga Pants Today Show
    FattyFatty2X4
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    I give her a Mel F for that ensemble.
    Hiyo!

  9. Emma Thompson Grabbing Paul Giamatti Face Saving Mr Banks Premiere
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    You said meth, but it looks more like bath salts to me.

  10. Mel B Cameltoe Yoga Pants Today Show
    it had to be said
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    That woman has very big balls.

  11. Justin Bieber Visitin Philippines Typhoon Affected Residents
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    Filipino dude is not a belieber.

  12. Justin Bieber Visitin Philippines Typhoon Affected Residents
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    Dude in the colourful shirt is calculating how much money he could make selling Beiber into prostitution.

  13. President Obama Michelle Obama Rolling Eyes Nelson Mandela Tribute
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    I really Couldn’t be Bothered

  14. President Obama Michelle Obama Rolling Eyes Nelson Mandela Tribute
    Echo5
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    That’s their ‘and no fucks were given’ faces

  15. President Obama Michelle Obama Rolling Eyes Nelson Mandela Tribute
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    I expect our resident conservative fundies are gonna love this pic.

  16. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Panta Candice Swanepoel Extra
    Echo5
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    I like to call this look on a woman the ‘gravy in a ziplock’. Ask my sister-in-law.

  17. Anne Burrell Lesbian Haircut Fingerless Gloves Epicurious Editor In Chief Celebration
    Heywood Jablomie
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    I wondered what Brian Urlacher was up to these days.

  18. Tracy Anderson Wonky Nipples Cosmo 100 Luncheon
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    I take it it’s impossible for her to drown.

  19. Avril Lavigne Cleavage 103.5 KISS FM’s Jingle Ball
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    What happened to Lindsays face?

  20. Colin Farrell Annie Rose Buckley Saving Mr Banks Premiere
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    “Have you ever tried cocaine?”

  21. Jeff Anderson Gunter Creepy Facial Hair 6th Annual Manifest Your Destiny Toy Drive
    Echo5
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    *Steve Harvey in dreadlocks
    Fixed.

  22. Kevin Hart Hiding Behind Taller Woman Jay Z After Party LURE Nightclub
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    Damn, he’s short.

  23. Jeff Anderson Gunter Creepy Facial Hair 6th Annual Manifest Your Destiny Toy Drive
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    Is that a rubber mask? Or really his face?

  24. President Obama Michelle Obama Rolling Eyes Nelson Mandela Tribute
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    Michelle: Oh no he di-int!

  25. Jay-Z Vagina Hand Symbol Staples Center Performance
    Echo5
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    So tell me J-Dawg, what’s your pet name for the little missus?

  26. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Panta Candice Swanepoel Extra
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    I’d take Maria any day over Candice.

  27. Jeff Anderson Gunter Creepy Facial Hair 6th Annual Manifest Your Destiny Toy Drive
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    Wasn’t he in Micheal Jackson’s “Black or White” video? If so, wow, he’s still rocking that look, huh?

  28. Anne Burrell Lesbian Haircut Fingerless Gloves Epicurious Editor In Chief Celebration
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    Bi-Curious would be a far more accurate event name.

  29. Emma Thompson Grabbing Paul Giamatti Face Saving Mr Banks Premiere
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    I like how she’s looking disapprovingly over her own shoulder.

  30. Jay-Z Vagina Hand Symbol Staples Center Performance
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    Uh.
    Uh.
    Yeah.
    Uh.

    ^ The lyrics to most of Jay-Z’s songs.

  31. Dick Van Dyke Saving Mr Banks Premiere
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    Cock Mc Carpetmunch pointing out the latest notch on the oool’ bedpost

  32. Dick Van Dyke Saving Mr Banks Premiere
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    “This bitch!”

  33. Joan Rivers Fur Coat Talking To NYPD Cop
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    “… and I clearly said ‘Light decaf latte’
    but this is thicker and blacker than your nightstick!
    Are you going to arrest him
    or are you distracted by my enormous beaver?”

  34. Tracy Anderson Wonky Nipples Cosmo 100 Luncheon
    Hugh G. Rection
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    They look like they’re about to pop.

  35. Leonardo DiCaprio Signing Autograph Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
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    Delicious

  36. Joe Jonas Moustache Hoodie
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    Bahahahahahaha!! I have no words

  37. Justin Bieber Visitin Philippines Typhoon Affected Residents
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    Secret handshake!
    She’s a total douchebag too!

  38. Johnny Depp Boxers Pants Around Ankles Mortdecai Set
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    “Tim, we talked about this. I would only bang Helena in front of you. This is NOT Helena.”

  39. Johnny Depp Boxers Pants Around Ankles Mortdecai Set
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    It’s all a big misunderstanding.
    Lieutenant Dangle was just demonstrating a new enhanced interrogation technique.

  40. Anne Burrell Lesbian Haircut Fingerless Gloves Epicurious Editor In Chief Celebration
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    I fucking hate Guy Fieri.

  41. Justin Bieber Visitin Philippines Typhoon Affected Residents
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    Proof there is no God.

  42. President Obama Michelle Obama Rolling Eyes Nelson Mandela Tribute
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    Since when does Bill Clinton sit in the ba…. Ohhhhh… Never mind.

  43. Tracy Anderson Wonky Nipples Cosmo 100 Luncheon
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    Did she let Chris Brown soften them up before getting dressed?

  44. Sarah Jessica Parker Cosmo 100 Luncheon
    schmidtler
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    of course she’s smiling – she heard they were serving bags of oats and crunchy apples at the luncheon!

  45. President Obama Michelle Obama Rolling Eyes Nelson Mandela Tribute
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    That look… maybe they’re born with it. Maybe its Maybelline.

  46. Mel B Cameltoe Yoga Pants Today Show
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    I see Kid from Kid&Play finally came and let his hair down…

  47. Johnny Depp Boxers Pants Around Ankles Mortdecai Set
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    In case you’re wondering, John Travolta is the director.

  48. Jeff Anderson Gunter Creepy Facial Hair 6th Annual Manifest Your Destiny Toy Drive
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    I thought they were done with the Twilight movies.

  49. Kevin Hart Hiding Behind Taller Woman Jay Z After Party LURE Nightclub
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    Hey honey, how ’bout we get my step stool and make out?

  50. Jeff Anderson Gunter Creepy Facial Hair 6th Annual Manifest Your Destiny Toy Drive
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    If you don’t want to wake up with a bizarrely drawn Sharpie beard and mustache, don’t fall the fuck asleep in the green room!

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