The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.12.11

April 12th, 2011 // 551 Comments

Welcome to today’s The Crap We Missed and I’m just gonna cut right to the chase: I’m entirely trying to see how many boobs, side-boobs and midgets it takes to make up for a Kirstie Alley panty flash. I’d go into more detail, but it’s very scientific.

Pass me those beakers,

- The Superficial

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  1. John Mayer
    Remyx09
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, M Night Shyamalan has really let himself go.

  2. Christina Hendricks Neil Patrick Harris
    Dali
    Commented on this photo:

    faaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttt!

    So fat.

  3. Warwick Davis
    Dali
    Commented on this photo:

    Wiiilllowwwww!

  4. molly

    THOSE FUCKING FEET

  5. Christina Hendricks Neil Patrick Harris
    Audrey Jo
    Commented on this photo:

    I know a lot of sexy, charming chubby or fat people, women and men. They make great lovers, too! (Yet I don´t know one single attractive person in bad humor!)
    How many slim women are a turn-on, if you just look around? She´s absolutely feminine – plus her eyes, her mouth, her skin, her tighs. SO the real question is: how gay are you guys, staring at her feet, with so much else to enjoy? Naomi Campbell, Katie Holmes, Alessandra Ambrosio and so many others have bunions. If that is ll it takes not to get a hard-on, maybe you are picking one vary unbelievable excuse.Where I come from, men would die happily crushed on those boobs.

  6. Christina Hendricks Neil Patrick Harris
    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    those are definitely real

  7. Kirstie Alley
    TB
    Commented on this photo:

    Remember Drunk Girl from Weekend Update on SNL? Looks like Jeff Richards has a intellectual property suit on his hands.

  8. Steve Guttenberg
    Nooken
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit, I thought for sure that was Michael Lohan but then I realized that he’d be wearing a mesh shirt.

  9. Christina Hendricks Neil Patrick Harris
    duder
    Commented on this photo:

    I would crawl through 15 miles of broken glass to suck the dick that fucked that ass.

  10. Charlie Sheen
    zomgbie
    Commented on this photo:

    douchebags torpedoes of turds tour canceled in another week and a half.

  11. Warwick Davis
    poor taste again
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear The Superficial Writer,

    Once again I write to express my severe disappoint with what I usually consider to be your quite excellent taste.

    Generally, your views on politics, gay rights and race and gender issues are refreshingly progressive, witty and well-developed (which is why I read your site instead of that tool Perez Hilton’s). But come on, AGAIN with making fun of little people?? How is this any different from being racist, sexist or homophobic? Make fun of people because they’re self-obsessed, ignorant or even fat, but not over something they have absolutely no control over.

    So in closing, The Superficial Writer, please stop being a wank.

    Sincerely,
    L.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarfism

    • I believe that Fish simply wrote

      “Warwick Davis at the ITV studios in London. (April 12, 2011)”

      Hey Fish – give the little people a break, wouldja?

  12. Warwick Davis
    Jeremy
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not going to say anything funny. I respect that this guy still looks EXACTLY as young as he did in the 80′s! He looks great. Willow was amazing, and I’m sad that I never saw him in anything afterward. This made my day.

    Now.. I’m gonna go stare at Lindsay’s tits.

  13. Dorian Gray

    It’s like each big toe is going “AGGHHHH, get me away from that other foot!”.

  14. xenu251

    NPH? WTF! he´s G.A.Y.!!

    What a waste of a perfectly good pair
    of gazongas…

  15. k

    What a fat ugly cow.

  16. DGS

    i’d hammer pussy, but i wouldn’t hammer toes

  17. Kirstie Alley
    KillerKyle
    Commented on this photo:

    HAHAHHA … the cameras were too afraid to look any further down because they would have been sucked into an infinite vortex of food and intern spunk!

  18. Kristen Bell
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    Why, I remember her when she was just a little dead girl on Deadwood.

  19. Ricky Gervais
    sarah
    Commented on this photo:

    i-podge

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