The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.12.11

April 12th, 2011 // 551 Comments

Welcome to today’s The Crap We Missed and I’m just gonna cut right to the chase: I’m entirely trying to see how many boobs, side-boobs and midgets it takes to make up for a Kirstie Alley panty flash. I’d go into more detail, but it’s very scientific.

Pass me those beakers,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Deacon Jones' Girlfriend
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    “No, no, no Christina! Tss! The other way!”

  2. Jordan Bratman
    sparkymcgee
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    Rhhhh….Mrfmmmmmm…..urnggggg….

  3. Steve Guttenberg
    Bob Hopeless
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    Jesus Fuck! Steve Guttenberg still walks the earth? What the hell are those bastards at Homeland Security doing?

  4. Christina Hendricks Neil Patrick Harris
    doogleberg
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    Are you guys kidding me? This bitch is ugly…and I can’t believe Deacon – of all people – lusts after fat white ass.

    • argleblargle

      Agreed. First thought when I saw this was someone put a bad wig on my grandma. Barf.

      • Jealous flat fat chick

        Her face is ugly as hell and she is fat. Her tits are probably covered in huge purple veins with huge nipples. Pass. Not saying she should be a twig but she is not attractive in my book.

    • Charmless Man

      FINALLY!! Someone who shares my opinion of her. Massive boobs do not a hottie make. Those things are going to be dragging between her legs in 20 years. Ick.

  5. Nicholas Cage
    Lizonious
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    He looks like Jesse James without all that ‘Nazi’ vibe going on.

  6. Christina Hendricks Neil Patrick Harris
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    This looks underwhelmingly less than LEGEN -wait for it- DARY.

  7. Kristen Bell
    Dutch
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    Luscious, Luscious Side Boob

  8. Jordan Bratman
    doogleberg
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    Jorge Posada pumps his own gas?

  9. Lindsay Lohan
    Cock Dr
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    A little heavy on the blush & the blonde, but otherwise not bad.
    She obviously knows what assets to emphasize.
    Good luck dummy. Don’t screw up this job & you may get another.

  10. Christy Turlington
    Bookemdano
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    Christy had to decide what to cover up to minimize the attention. In New York City which is more common – wet t-shirt or homeless person wetting themself.

  11. James Gandolfini
    Bucky Barnes
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    What? I thought it was another pic of Travolta without his rug.

  12. Christina Hendricks Neil Patrick Harris
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    Well they managed to make Christina look as sexually unappealing as my grandmother in a nightgown…well done guys, just great. I’m gonna go rub one out now.

    • Jovy

      She does not look attractive in these pictures. In fact she looks like a fucken cow and the only thing attractive about her are her massive tits; the rest of her is just massive.

  13. Charlie Sheen
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    True winning is listening to your Deepak Chopra mp3′s through your throat. Tiger throat bitches.

  14. Nicholas Cage
    doogleberg
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    Those designer jeans constitute exactly 50% of his net worth.

  15. Milla Jovovich
    Cock Dr
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    Avoid direct sunshine to preserve those past illusions of prettiness.

    • The Critical Crassness

      CD, there never was an illusion of prettiness, just a willingness to disrobe for the cameras. Success in Hollywood is apparently all fantasy, also.

  16. Victoria Silvstedt
    doogleberg
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    Yet another sex doll mouth pose…that makes six this week alone.

  17. Warwick Davis
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    holy crap…until this moment I did not know he and Verne Troyer were two different midgets. I thought he just shaved his head sometimes.

  18. Ricky Gervais
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    Slowly and painfully working himself into the shape Colin Farrell will be in 2041 after a lifetime of booze and smoking.

  19. Victoria Silvstedt
    Cock Dr
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    See how sunglasses help us all?

  20. John Mayer
    doogleberg
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    John Mayer my ass…that’s Gene Simmons.

  21. Charlie Sheen
    Cock Dr
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    Every shot I see of this crackhead he has more nose & less teeth.

  22. Christy Turlington
    sick
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    LOL I give all comments +1, especially the first 3!

  23. Steve Guttenberg
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    I feel so good about myself right now. And fuck no I’m not even jogging.

  24. Warwick Davis
    ahole
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    Refurbished Christopher Reeves.

  25. Kristen Bell
    doogleberg
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    THAT, my cyberfriends, is one hot woman.

  26. Milla Jovovich
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    Whatever – still outhotting half the Disney-Demon offspring.

  27. Christy Turlington
    doogleberg
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    Who IS this fucking dude, anyway?

  28. Christina Hendricks Neil Patrick Harris
    lauryn
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    implants!!

  29. Christina Hendricks Neil Patrick Harris
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    For some guys, actin’ just comes natural.

  30. Commented on this photo:

    I would definitely let her get on top of me so I can look at those tits clapping together and drenched in sweat while I’m banging away at the ass.

  31. Jordan Bratman
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    It’s not for his car. “Getting some gas” means he’s huffing helium or whatever his ilk do around City of Ember.

  32. Kirstie Alley
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    Why does she have “just got boned in the back seat” hair? awe geeze…why? what’s in the box!??

  33. Lindsay Lohan
    lauryn
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    she looks sooo unnatural with blonde and actually pretty with the red hair. leave it to a crackhead to not know what looks best on them!

  34. Ricky Gervais
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    ever notice its a lot creepier for a fat guy to get into shape, than an athletic guy to get fat? It like one is nature progressing through the phases of life…and the other just reminds you how lazy you are.

  35. Christy Turlington
    Senor Trout
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    When did Yoda get taller and grow out his hair?

  36. Lindsay Lohan
    LRW
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    She’s a natural red head. Her original hair color is so gorgeous, I don’t understand why she keeps it blond. Doesn’t look good.

  37. John Mayer
    argleblargle
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    Can’t believe the paps just stood by taking photos as a homeless man stole this car.

  38. Senor Trout
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    At least this one cuts off the granny feet.

  39. Victoria Silvstedt
    LRW
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    She looks like a blow up doll.

  40. Mark R

    Looks like Kathy Bates caught her trying to escape that bed. yikes.

  41. Warwick Davis
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    When he goes to the caricature booth at the fair, what do they draw?

  42. Courtney Thorne-Smith
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    Unbreakable genes, will probably still look great after I die.

  43. Lindsay Lohan
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    Blouse buttons gone…cheeks red and swollen…i could make a “date with Chris Brown” joke, but instead I’ll just assume her pimp thought she was holding out on him.

  44. Commented on this photo:

    Somewhere, simultaneously the Pillsbury dough boy, Michelin Man, and Stay Puft Marshmellow guys all popped some serious wood!

  45. Milla Jovovich
    btreese
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    Deborah Harry….

  46. Steve Guttenberg
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    That’s not jogging…

    Leave it to Steve Guttenberg to remind the entire world both that he’s still alive, and that Power Walking is a real thing.

  47. Nicholas Cage
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    He just called Travolta for the Face/Off sequel, Hair/Off.

  48. Charlie Sheen
    kimmykimkim
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    I’m so fucking sick of this dude!! Good people die everyday, yet this fucker gets to live. Diiiieeeee!!!!!

  49. Jordan Bratman
    sparkymcgee
    Commented on this photo:

    Hrmmm…

    Mrmmmfff

    SCREEEEEEE!!!!!!

  50. Victoria Silvstedt
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    Thank you Scandinavian Peninsula.

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