The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.12.11

April 12th, 2011 // 551 Comments

Welcome to today’s The Crap We Missed and I’m just gonna cut right to the chase: I’m entirely trying to see how many boobs, side-boobs and midgets it takes to make up for a Kirstie Alley panty flash. I’d go into more detail, but it’s very scientific.

Pass me those beakers,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Neve Campbell
    Matty
    Commented on this photo:

    Why are you looking down here, “Neve Campbell signs autographs at the premiere of Scre4m” is it’s own punchline.

  2. James Gandolfini
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Tony Soprano needs to invest in a dental plan and not the sanitation business.

  3. Kristen Bell
    Commented on this photo:

    Side boob makes me giggity.

  4. Kirstie Alley
    walnut
    Commented on this photo:

    so disappointed. no panties visible unless their the exact same color as her skirt but those thights/hose would maker her panties black unless she’s weird enough to wear them on the outside.

    do you people not know what panties look like?

    • Bucky Barnes

      You’re right. Anybody who wants an actual glimpse above her knees better bring along 6 friends to help lift her gut out of the way.

    • TomFrank

      Agreed. Those do not look like panties, and if they are, there is nothing traumatic about this. Next…

  5. Courtney Thorne-Smith
    Commented on this photo:

    Meg..

    Pffft….

    Meg..

    Pffft….

    Meeeeeeeg

    Pfffffffffffffffft!!

  6. Christy Turlington
    GuidotheRed
    Commented on this photo:

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

  7. Steve Guttenberg
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    If I looked that much like Michael Lohan I think I’d hold my head underwater until the bubbles stopped.

  8. Warwick Davis
    Ziphead
    Commented on this photo:

    I smoked 40 a day and it never stunted my growth.

  9. Neve Campbell
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    For her sake, I hope Selma Blair keeps her pregnancy boobs.

  10. Kirstie Alley
    notyou
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t that Stiffler’s mom?

  11. Christina Hendricks Neil Patrick Harris
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    And you didn’t devote a separate post with multiple pics of her WHYYYY?!

  12. Jordan Bratman
    Ziphead
    Commented on this photo:

    Shane MacGowans ugly twin brother.

  13. Kristen Bell
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    Now there you go. Almost makes up for yesterday.

  14. Warwick Davis
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ooh, I’m really scared. No! Don’t! There’s a- a peck here with a cigarette pointed at me!”

  15. Christy Turlington
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    This will forever ruin that scene in “Rounders” for me.

  16. James Gandolfini
    Commented on this photo:

    Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this!

  17. textbacktempo
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m gay and even I want to motorboat those tits.

  18. Kristen Bell
    Rough: youll be in the hospital in (a record breaking)about FOUR minutes!
    Commented on this photo:

    I dont have a problem being proved wrong…

  19. James Gandolfini
    Sara
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like someone has been visiting Charlie Sheen’s dentist.

  20. Kristen Bell
    Commented on this photo:

    Fantastic.

  21. Ricky Gervais
    S'up Bitches!
    Commented on this photo:

    Honk, Honk. Those moobs look delicous.

  22. Christina Hendricks Neil Patrick Harris
    Commented on this photo:

    Those cankles are the sacrifice one makes for great tits.

  23. Christina Hendricks Neil Patrick Harris
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I’d be more aroused if she was shirtless and he had the negligee on.

  24. ME

    GROSS! She’s got some JACKED-UP feet!

  25. Lindsay Lohan
    michiez
    Commented on this photo:

    i know im gonna get shit on. but i think shes so pretty… cept those lips got to go..ive always loved her lol

  26. Steve Guttenberg
    Commented on this photo:

    Still alive after all… I just lost $10.

  27. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Shouldn’t that say “Gaudy”?

  28. Jordan Bratman
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet he pays for his gas with truffles…

  29. Steve Guttenberg
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s got an old school “Ron Jon” sweatshirt.

    He’s permanently cool in my book from this point on.

    • UY

      Ron Jon is now the Hard Rock Cafe of surf shops. No longer “One of a Kind”.

      • Deacon Jones

        Yes, but he’s got the one from LBI. “The Original”

        And having spent every summer there, I can estimate that sweatshirt at 10-15 years old. Any sooner, and they started putting all kinds of shit on the sleeves and the logo was made bigger

  30. John Mayer
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like depression leads to as Elvis death…

  31. Christina Hendricks Neil Patrick Harris
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Neil: “Strap this on, honey… please.”

  32. Luke

    Them are some serious fucking old lady bunions.

  33. Jordan Bratman
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    He doesn’t look stereotypical at all.

  34. Commented on this photo:

    Irony. Giant breasts, a gay man, and a mattress that is STILL working overtime…

  35. Warwick Davis
    JJ
    Commented on this photo:

    Doesn’t he know that will stunt his gro-oh, never mind.

  36. adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    they look so comfortable, soft n warm. just wanna rest my head on them as it shoots nuts all on them big ass titties.

  37. Courtney Thorne-Smith
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    (thinking to self)

    “So this is how you get your kicks now, Courtney? Watch the latin boy at the local car wash clean out the exhaust pipe on your SUV?……Yes…(licks lips), yes, it is.”

  38. Warwick Davis
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Warwick Davis: “Sometimes I like to light a cigarette, sit back and think about all the people I had to sleep with to get where I am today…”

  39. Neve Campbell
    Rough: youll be in the hospital in (a record breaking)about FOUR minutes!
    Commented on this photo:

    You know, each time i see a flat chested girl a part of my heart just die. If I disappear one day you know what happen…

  40. Amy
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this play about vampires? They’re both quite pasty.

    • Yeehaw

      It very well could be about vampires being how pasty white they are. And I’m pretty sure there’s things that need sucked in this picture. Not talking about NPH cock either.

  41. Victoria Silvstedt
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    (thrusts hips)
    “SCHWING”

  42. Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    I can imagine her hanging those tits over my face while she rides me into oblivion….

  43. John Mayer
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    ….little did John Mayer realise, the herbal supplement he was taking for allergies, was slowly turning him into Ron Jeremy……DUN DUN DUNNN

  44. Jon Hex
    Commented on this photo:

    Let me teach you how to Dougie.

  45. Kristen Bell
    Deacon Jones' Girlfriend
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bitch”

  46. Ricky Gervais
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    For whatever it’s worth, we should be glad only the shirt is too tight and not the pants.

  47. Steve Guttenberg
    fasterpssycat
    Commented on this photo:

    Number 5 is alive!!! Seriously though, I thought he died in some police brutality incident that got swept under the rug because, really, everyone agrees that somebody had to pay for those f*cking movies.

  48. Christy Turlington
    Deacon Jones' Girlfriend
    Commented on this photo:

    This photographer must be REALLY good looking.

  49. Steve Guttenberg
    sparkymcgee
    Commented on this photo:

    Jogging?

    He’s on his paper route.

  50. Christy Turlington
    Dutch
    Commented on this photo:

    Depends: They’re not just for seniors anymore.

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