Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring what Kim Kardashian’s butt would look like without all those surgeries she lies about, Kelly Clarkson after learning Starbucks has one Marshmallow Dream Bar left and Justin Bieber is a perpetual dick-grabber ala Chris Brown or that’s how he detects a new paternity suit is coming. “Maple-shaft tingling…”
I’m pretending this is Ali Larter’s camel toe, so don’t you dare take that from me,
- The Superficial
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This is the same look Gyllenhall got when he asked her to put on a strap on the second time.
ha!
“How is it that you folk say it? Drop it low? Pop what?”
Post-rape regret…
Who let Paula Poundstone near the children again?
The mystery of the Kardashian ass has been solved. It literally SUCKS the ass out of anyone in the vicinity. I present you with exhibit A: A man who clearly lost his in the presence of Khloe.
Lamar?
Did she hop there?
Why even try to lose weight when all you have to do is wear spanx.
“Quick! Now kiss me so everyone will think I’m straight! Do it or you don’t get paid!”
+1 Total beard kiss.
Field of Nightmares.
Field of Coke Dreams
Wow, that forehead is bigger than I thought…
That’s a fivehead!
She has enough room there for another face…
Is she stroking?
No, her hand is in the back. Sheesh.
lmao
Freaky eyes!! lol
Oh. Those legs got really stubby. Bad choice somewhere in there.
The straps way up the ankles is a bad choice for a woman who tends towards thickness.
I know, right?
yep.
I would love for her to wrap those legs around my head.
All we need is a pipe and can of spinach and this shot is complete.
Even her sneezes let out lies…
But, I just got a scholarship to Penn State.
Too soon (I mean, the middle of the scandal and all)?
Never too soon.
somebody put a bullet in this whore
Go white boy, go white boy . . .
+100!
LOL
Kung Fu Panda IRL….
BAHAHAHA
why do girls make a face like that when i ask them how many dicks went up their ass.
Somebody brought in a salad.
+1
So I heard him on the radio the other day giving his statement about these allegations. It was the first time I have ever heard the kid outside of ‘baby, baby, baby’. Yeah.. Lose the ebonics talk, know wha’m sayin’.
You’re skinny teenage white kid from toronto, pussy.
Stratford actually, which makes his affectation that much more nauseating.
He wishes he was from Toronto. The guy grew up in Stratford, Ontario.
Canucks must be pretty particular about who the Biebster is reppin’, yo.
As a resident of Stratford, I can safely say I wish he grew up in Toronto.
As a resident of Toronto. No Thanks!!
Looks like Sally Field blew her last Brothers & Sisters paycheck at H&M.
Hilarious!
halloween is over. stop dressing up as sausage
there’s no way he isnt gay
$3 bill.
I would eat a glass bottle for a a shot at her, but man, almost everything in this shot is just disastrous.
GI Joe Kung Fu Grip
It’d be nice if kids didn’t have to have paps around while they were doing kid stuff with their parents. Little kids on monkey bars is totally a kid thing.
Unless you name your kid something fucked up like Seraphina.
Seraphina’s not that bad. Would you prefer Apple? Moses? Pilot Inspector??..
Hi, my name is creepy as hell. What’s yours?
It’s a partially melted Uma Thurman.
“Get me another child. I tire of the wookie.”
Yeah. You’re like crazy or something. Whatever.
Starbucks chick is seriously reconsidering giving Kelly a caffeinated drink.
If selling her daughters’ souls to the tabloids doesn’t work out, she’ll make an excellent Liza Minelli impersonator.
“I’m bored, my dress sucks, and it looks like I put on my lipstick with a paint roller. Screw you, TV Guide.”
He’s skankin’!
COW
Nothing irks a proper lady like Ms. Witherspoon more than having jowls full of chewin’ tabakky and no spittoon in site!
I’m really sorry about this. This was one of the beta versions we used to test some of the bug fixes users recommended after the Katy Perry model was released. This one was supposed to be disposed of, but she went Johnny 5 on us. Our Kill Team is still trying to track her down.
WIN.
Comment of the week material right here.
For the first time in their lives they’re embarrassed by a leader’s behaviour.
I saw him on TV last week, same thing, he’s trying really hard to sound “urban” or something. It didn’t work for Vanilla Ice, either…
PIMP
SisterRay, where you at and has anybody told you have a bit of a Kat Dennings look to ya?
Having a tongue curved like that is undisputed proof of evolution. She must have a family history of violent cocksuckers.
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!
Ass cam. Just like her sister’s wedding.
She could pass for Rebecca De Mornay in Risky Business if we could shave a little off the chin.
Why am I reminded of someone feeding a goldfish?
I give her a baby and she gives me crabs! Selina is gonna kill me.
If you build it, we shall sip the blood of tigers.
Why do female celebrities cross their legs while standing? This only makes her ham hocks look larger.
Because of crap like this – http://internationalmodelmagazine.webs.com/lookthinnerinphotos.htm
“Cross your legs a little to make them look more slim. It makes your thighs and hips visually slender, also this pose is very elegant.”