The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.8.11

November 8th, 2011 // 427 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring what Kim Kardashian’s butt would look like without all those surgeries she lies about, Kelly Clarkson after learning Starbucks has one Marshmallow Dream Bar left and Justin Bieber is a perpetual dick-grabber ala Chris Brown or that’s how he detects a new paternity suit is coming. “Maple-shaft tingling…”

I’m pretending this is Ali Larter’s camel toe, so don’t you dare take that from me,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Reese Witherspoon
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    This is the same look Gyllenhall got when he asked her to put on a strap on the second time.

  2. Prince Charles Dancing
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    “How is it that you folk say it? Drop it low? Pop what?”

  3. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
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    Post-rape regret…

  4. Jennifer Garner Daughter Seraphina
    Colin
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    Who let Paula Poundstone near the children again?

  5. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Jeans
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    The mystery of the Kardashian ass has been solved. It literally SUCKS the ass out of anyone in the vicinity. I present you with exhibit A: A man who clearly lost his in the presence of Khloe.

  6. Jennifer Love Hewitt Elastic Dress
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Did she hop there?

  7. Jennifer Love Hewitt Elastic Dress
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    Why even try to lose weight when all you have to do is wear spanx.

  8. Kellan Lutz Sharni Vinson Immortals
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    “Quick! Now kiss me so everyone will think I’m straight! Do it or you don’t get paid!”

  9. Charlie Sheen Jason Schwartzman Beard
    it had to be said
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    Field of Nightmares.

  10. Olivia Wilde Butt Sweatpants
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    Wow, that forehead is bigger than I thought…

  11. Ethan Hawke Ryan Shawhughes-Hawke
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    Is she stroking?

  12. Jennifer Love Hewitt Elastic Dress
    it had to be said
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    Oh. Those legs got really stubby. Bad choice somewhere in there.

  13. Reese Witherspoon
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    All we need is a pipe and can of spinach and this shot is complete.

  14. Kris Jenner
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    Even her sneezes let out lies…

  15. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    it had to be said
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    But, I just got a scholarship to Penn State.

    Too soon (I mean, the middle of the scandal and all)?

  16. Kris Jenner
    Hugh Gentry
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    somebody put a bullet in this whore

  17. Prince Charles Dancing
    it had to be said
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    Go white boy, go white boy . . .

  18. Kelly Clarkson Karate Kick
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    Kung Fu Panda IRL….

  19. Reese Witherspoon
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    why do girls make a face like that when i ask them how many dicks went up their ass.

  20. Kelly Clarkson Karate Kick
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    Somebody brought in a salad.

  21. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    Richard McBeef
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    So I heard him on the radio the other day giving his statement about these allegations. It was the first time I have ever heard the kid outside of ‘baby, baby, baby’. Yeah.. Lose the ebonics talk, know wha’m sayin’.

    You’re skinny teenage white kid from toronto, pussy.

  22. Carla Gugino Cleavage See Through Shirt
    Star Droppings
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    Looks like Sally Field blew her last Brothers & Sisters paycheck at H&M.

  23. Jennifer Love Hewitt Elastic Dress
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    halloween is over. stop dressing up as sausage

  24. Joe Jonas
    Myjeanjacketislittle
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    there’s no way he isnt gay

  25. Kat Dennings Cleavage
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    I would eat a glass bottle for a a shot at her, but man, almost everything in this shot is just disastrous.

  26. Jennifer Garner Daughter Seraphina
    Richard McBeef
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    GI Joe Kung Fu Grip

  27. Jennifer Garner Daughter Seraphina
    it had to be said
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    It’d be nice if kids didn’t have to have paps around while they were doing kid stuff with their parents. Little kids on monkey bars is totally a kid thing.

  28. Ralph Fiennes
    it had to be said
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    Hi, my name is creepy as hell. What’s yours?

  29. Ethan Hawke Ryan Shawhughes-Hawke
    Star Droppings
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    It’s a partially melted Uma Thurman.

  30. Kris Jenner
    it had to be said
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    “Get me another child. I tire of the wookie.”

  31. Jessie J Tongue
    it had to be said
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    Yeah. You’re like crazy or something. Whatever.

  32. Kelly Clarkson Karate Kick
    it had to be said
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    Starbucks chick is seriously reconsidering giving Kelly a caffeinated drink.

  33. Kris Jenner
    Star Droppings
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    If selling her daughters’ souls to the tabloids doesn’t work out, she’ll make an excellent Liza Minelli impersonator.

  34. Kat Dennings Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    “I’m bored, my dress sucks, and it looks like I put on my lipstick with a paint roller. Screw you, TV Guide.”

  35. Prince Charles Dancing
    Tuppy
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    He’s skankin’!

  36. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Jeans
    Ben Dover
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    COW

  37. Frank Burns

    Nothing irks a proper lady like Ms. Witherspoon more than having jowls full of chewin’ tabakky and no spittoon in site!

  38. Jessie J Tongue
    Fembot Engineer
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    I’m really sorry about this. This was one of the beta versions we used to test some of the bug fixes users recommended after the Katy Perry model was released. This one was supposed to be disposed of, but she went Johnny 5 on us. Our Kill Team is still trying to track her down.

  39. Prince Charles Dancing
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    For the first time in their lives they’re embarrassed by a leader’s behaviour.

  40. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    Tuppy
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    I saw him on TV last week, same thing, he’s trying really hard to sound “urban” or something. It didn’t work for Vanilla Ice, either…

  41. Kris Jenner
    Ben Dover
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    PIMP

  42. Kat Dennings Cleavage
    Richard McBeef
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    SisterRay, where you at and has anybody told you have a bit of a Kat Dennings look to ya?

  43. Jessie J Tongue
    Anthony
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    Having a tongue curved like that is undisputed proof of evolution. She must have a family history of violent cocksuckers.

  44. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Jeans
    Tuppy
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    RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!

  45. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Jeans
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Ass cam. Just like her sister’s wedding.

  46. Reese Witherspoon
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    She could pass for Rebecca De Mornay in Risky Business if we could shave a little off the chin.

  47. Kris Jenner
    Tuppy
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    Why am I reminded of someone feeding a goldfish?

  48. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    Mike701
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    I give her a baby and she gives me crabs! Selina is gonna kill me.

  49. Charlie Sheen Jason Schwartzman Beard
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    If you build it, we shall sip the blood of tigers.

  50. Jennifer Love Hewitt Elastic Dress
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    Why do female celebrities cross their legs while standing? This only makes her ham hocks look larger.

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