The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.5.13

November 5th, 2013 // 376 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which features more shots from the How To Make Love Like an Englishman set that I’m now convinced has been Pierce Brosnan‘s passion project ever since Robert Rodriguez lent him his ‘Special B-Roll’ DVD. There’s also the remaining breasts from the Thor: The Dark World premiere and Boris Johnson firing a cannon because, we get it England, even your most high-profile functioning alcoholic is safer with firearms than we are.

Well played, old chap, well played,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Textured Jeans
    dennis
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    HaHaHa! . She might want to return those shades. They complete the unibrow.

  2. Stacy Keibler Cleavage 17th Annual Accessories Council Excellence Awards
    Fresco
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    That brave moment when you realize that your right boob is a B and your left boob is a D and yet you still wear this dress.

  3. Simon Cowell Crazy Eyes X-Factor Finalist Party
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    I find him so unattractive. Not even the foreign accent can save this one. Ick.

  4. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Melbourne Cup Day Flemington Racecourse
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    Haberdashery courtesy of the Edward D. Wood Jr. collection.

  5. Sarah Jessica Parker Crazy Eyes AOL Crazy.Ballet Premiere
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    Apple, M’lady?

  6. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Instagram
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    Da, da,
    da da
    Dude looks like a — Oops. Never mind. Actually he does not.

  7. Queen Latifah Clippers Game Courtside
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    FEED ME SEYMORE!

  8. Navid Negahban V Guide Magazine Annual Hot List Party
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    I thought this was Chris Meloni with an eyebrow upgrade.

  9. Artie Lange Fat Belly Falling Out Of Shirt Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Promoting his new book, “Too fat to stab myself to death.”

  10. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Instagram
    Swearin
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    Dear God, that is so freakin’ hot! I mean, look at the cut of that grass, so well-trimmed! And that inlaid stone path just casually cutting through the corner? Oh wow.

  11. Sarah Jessica Parker Crazy Eyes AOL Crazy.Ballet Premiere
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    “We can go to Bronycon next? YEA!”

  12. Gloria Steinem Maria Shriver Equality Now Presents Make Equality Reality Event
    Fresco
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    Have they undergone the same…. whatever, that Heidi Klum did on Halloween?

  13. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Instagram
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    she looks so generic, just like that sandra popa chick. So fake and dead in the eyes.

  14. Russell Brand Walking Huge White Dog
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    He finally got a service animal that could help him avoid douchey situations.

  15. Gloria Steinem Maria Shriver Equality Now Presents Make Equality Reality Event
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    Just imagine how many boots we could make out of those two!

  16. Kathy Griffin Tony Danza The 14th Annual Only Make Believe Gala
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    They must both be in a lot of pain, having their faces pulled so taut.

  17. Navid Negahban V Guide Magazine Annual Hot List Party
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    His mother should be ashamed for letting him wear that mask on Halloween.

  18. Russell Brand Walking Huge White Dog
    Fresco
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    Best shot of Russell. So fuzzy, he’s barely recognizable.

  19. Simon Cowell Crazy Eyes X-Factor Finalist Party
    Pilin
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    “It’s free”………..

  20. Boris Johnson Drunk Firing Canon Gun Salute Armoury House Honourable Artillery Company
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    I always thought he looked like he was just shot out of a cannon. This clinches it.

  21. Kathy Griffin Tony Danza The 14th Annual Only Make Believe Gala
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    “‘Suddenly Susan.’ And when was the last time you were famous?”

    “Ha, ha, ha…I can beat that…’Who’s the Boss!’”

  22. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Melbourne Cup Day Flemington Racecourse
    Phantom Duck
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    “Hey, eyes down here and stop staring at my hat!”

  23. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Melbourne Cup Day Flemington Racecourse
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    “I’ll take two of those!” — Sarah Jessica Parker

  24. Chloe Bennet Cleavage The Dark World Premiere
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    “There was really no sense fixing my hair, because, well, you know.”

  25. Jewel Cleavage 51st Annual ASCAP Country Music Awards
    Fresco
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    Oh no, not again. Why is it always the right boob that is smaller. At least no scoliosis… I think.

  26. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Textured Jeans
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    Happy loving couples make it look so easy,
    Happy loving couples always talk to kind…

  27. Geraldo Rivera Mike Walker Book Release Party
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    Dont tell me Geraldo is banging that chick…

    • cc

      I asked myself that question with the muzzle of Colt in my mouth. Please don’t let the answer be ‘yes’.

  28. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Melbourne Cup Day Flemington Racecourse
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    “There. Did I get it?”

    “No, it’s on the right, and higher up.”

  29. Gloria Steinem Maria Shriver Equality Now Presents Make Equality Reality Event
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    “Snarf snarf SNARF”

  30. Navid Negahban V Guide Magazine Annual Hot List Party
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    “aie! And fer de next act, I will shove de dynamite from zis suicide vest up ma ass!”

  31. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Melbourne Cup Day Flemington Racecourse
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    Shoot enough spooge on her face and she can make anything stick.

  32. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Textured Jeans
    Fresco
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    Mini Mouse and the Beast.

  33. Artie Lange Fat Belly Falling Out Of Shirt Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Swearin
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    After this, he went to Chateau Marmont and overdosed on heroin…err, wait….

  34. Gloria Steinem Maria Shriver Equality Now Presents Make Equality Reality Event
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    Is this a showcase for Jim Henson’s Creature Shop?

  35. Christian Slater Brittany Lopez Knicks Game
    The Pope
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    They met when she agreed to be a hair-donor for him. Any day now they’ll actually cut it, so they can be separated.

  36. Anthony Hopkins Hot Young Date Thor The Dark World Premiere
    Swearin
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    So that’s what he spends his Thor paychecks on

  37. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Dress Ben McKenzie How to Make Love Like An Englishman
    The Pope
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    “What the hell is Pierce Brosnan doing?”

  38. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Textured Jeans
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    Aah, look, they are so much in love. You can almost feel the tenderness and attraction between these two lovely human beings.

    Said no-one. Ever.

  39. Russell Brand Walking Huge White Dog
    Swearin
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    I do not like Jon Snow’s hipster makeover

  40. Chloe Bennet Cleavage The Dark World Premiere
    Swearin
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    Enjoy being part of the Marvel machine now, cause you won’t be for long…

  41. Kate Upton Cleavage Melbourne Cup Day Flemington Racecourse
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    She bought that outfit with her winnings betting Sarah Jessica Parker to win in the 6th race.

  42. Salma Hayek Cleavage Pierce Brosnan How to Make Love Like An Englishman Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Antonio Banderas tried to give them a fake British birth certificate when they were casting the film.

  43. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Textured Jeans
    Swearin
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    “So my phone’s timer app says I only have to do this for 3 more minutes, just letting you know”

  44. Debby Ryan Cleavage The Dark World Premiere
    Swearin
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    Another Disney girl over 20? Yessssss

  45. Russell Brand Walking Huge White Dog
    Bonky
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    Please tell me he is not making another one of his “documentaries”. Nobody wants to see him milk that dog.

  46. Kate Upton Cleavage Melbourne Cup Day Flemington Racecourse
    MarketingMike
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    Hate to say it, she’s quickly becoming the 175lb Kate Upton we all knew should would grow into. Give her another year…

  47. Gloria Steinem Maria Shriver Equality Now Presents Make Equality Reality Event
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    Seems like Arnold’s choice to bang a doughy middle aged Mexican maid makes more & more sense all the time.

  48. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Dress Ben McKenzie How to Make Love Like An Englishman
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    I don’t like her dress. It’s doing bizarre things to her ass. I like to imagine that’s my job, to do weird shit to her ass.

  49. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Textured Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’d rather wear Kanye West’s stupidity-laden Confederate Flag gear than this douche’s jeans.

  50. Debby Ryan Cleavage The Dark World Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Luckily for her, I’m a forehead man.

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