The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.5.13

November 5th, 2013 // 376 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which features more shots from the How To Make Love Like an Englishman set that I’m now convinced has been Pierce Brosnan‘s passion project ever since Robert Rodriguez lent him his ‘Special B-Roll’ DVD. There’s also the remaining breasts from the Thor: The Dark World premiere and Boris Johnson firing a cannon because, we get it England, even your most high-profile functioning alcoholic is safer with firearms than we are.

Well played, old chap, well played,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Textured Jeans
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    “Kris says that since she’s only your half-sister, it won’t really be incest if you do the girl-girl with Kendall. I say we book it.”

  2. Simon Cowell Crazy Eyes X-Factor Finalist Party
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    wait…if he’s at this party, then who’s buying shirts at Baby Gap?

  3. Simon Cowell Crazy Eyes X-Factor Finalist Party
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    if erection lasts more than four hours, seek medical attention immediately.

  4. Jewel Cleavage 51st Annual ASCAP Country Music Awards
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    If you’d dressed like this before, Kurt Loder might not have made fun of your poetry. Your awful, awful poetry.

  5. Boris Johnson Drunk Firing Canon Gun Salute Armoury House Honourable Artillery Company
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    Boris, don’t go giving Rob Ford any ideas.

  6. Geraldo Rivera Mike Walker Book Release Party
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    don’t bite his neck dude, unless you love the taste of vinegar and water.

  7. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Instagram
    Joe Blow
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    Awww, isn’t that sweet! It’s always a special time when young jail bait matures into full-on skank whore.

  8. Gloria Steinem Maria Shriver Equality Now Presents Make Equality Reality Event
    Cock Dr
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    Photos like this make me want to jump into a bathtub filled with female replacement hormones.

  9. Sarah Jessica Parker Crazy Eyes AOL Crazy.Ballet Premiere
    Joe Blow
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    “Damnit it Wiiiiiiilllllbur, that wasn’t a sugar cube, it was a lemon drop!”

  10. Anthony Hopkins Hot Young Date Thor The Dark World Premiere
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    Hopkins: “This wouldn’t be my first trip to the Golden Globes”….

  11. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Instagram
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    in 2 more years she’ll be covering two more bars of that railing.

  12. Kate Upton Cleavage Melbourne Cup Day Flemington Racecourse
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    Yeah, droopy there will NOT be on the cover of anymore Si swimsuit issues.

  13. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Instagram
    malaka
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    lifestyles of the rich and pissed on

  14. Russell Brand Walking Huge White Dog
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    the albino wolf instinctively stalks the smell of rotting flesh…..

  15. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Melbourne Cup Day Flemington Racecourse
    Cock Dr
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    That’s…um…interesting.
    It’s the perfect hat to wear when you need to ignore someone very hard on your right hand side.

  16. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Dress Ben McKenzie How to Make Love Like An Englishman
    Westcoastdude
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    Jessica can’t wait for the spin-off “How to bitch like an amercian”

  17. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Instagram
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    photo shop boobs? She can’t have been out of the limelight long enough to have purchased them, right? Anyway, I know she’s only 16 but ; WHORE.

  18. Queen Latifah Clippers Game Courtside
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    FOOD! YEEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!!

  19. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Melbourne Cup Day Flemington Racecourse
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    for a still frame moment, i fantasized that this intolerable bitch was in a three stooges episode getting hit upside the head with a pie.

  20. Christian Slater Brittany Lopez Knicks Game
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    Is she looking at us or him?

  21. Gloria Steinem Maria Shriver Equality Now Presents Make Equality Reality Event
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    I’ll give ‘em equally hideous.

  22. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Textured Jeans
    Flatliner
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    Wow, she must be a fairy because Disick is a tiny guy himself…or a big fairy.

  23. Queen Latifah Clippers Game Courtside
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    FFFFFEEEEEERRRRRRIIIIDDDDDE CHICKEN!!

  24. Navid Negahban V Guide Magazine Annual Hot List Party
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    This Klingon has had a LOT of fucking cosmetic surgery. Looks nearly human.

  25. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Melbourne Cup Day Flemington Racecourse
    Flatliner
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    Okay, thats’ it, just a little more to the left…there, channel is all clear.

  26. Sarah Jessica Parker Crazy Eyes AOL Crazy.Ballet Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    Interesting–a saddle with sleeves.

  27. Kathy Griffin Tony Danza The 14th Annual Only Make Believe Gala
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    There’s a lot that’s make believe in this photo, starting with Tony’s heterosexuality and the Kathy’s, well, everything.

  28. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Thor The Dark World Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    That dress might be good for one night only–it’s already bursting at the side seams.

  29. Jewel Cleavage 51st Annual ASCAP Country Music Awards
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    this picture makes my boobs hurt.

  30. Salma Hayek Cleavage Pierce Brosnan How to Make Love Like An Englishman Set
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    Is this how you make love like an englishman? you push away an attractive woman who tries tempts you with a heaving cleavage and alcohol?

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      She’s not fat enough for his tastes. He doesn’t recognise any woman smaller than his wife as sexy.

  31. Artie Lange Fat Belly Falling Out Of Shirt Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Ooooh…he’s dead sexy!

  32. Sarah Jessica Parker Crazy Eyes AOL Crazy.Ballet Premiere
    icu
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    Someone just showed up with a bag of oats.

  33. Gloria Steinem Maria Shriver Equality Now Presents Make Equality Reality Event
    Mr. Sensitive
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    Who said feminists shrivel up after decades of seething ineffectual hatred? We should listen to them and do what they say. Or take them to a taxidermist. Either way.

    • Feminism has nothing to do with hatred. It’s not the man-hating, sex-hating, flannel-wearing, hairy Birkenstock fat trucker chick-land the man-hating, sex-hating, flannel-wearing, hairy Birkenstock fat trucker chicks would have you believe it is.

  34. Gloria Steinem Maria Shriver Equality Now Presents Make Equality Reality Event
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    “My work here is done”.- ugly stick

  35. Geraldo Rivera Mike Walker Book Release Party
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    “When Gossip Vampires Attack – on the next Geraldo.”

  36. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Dress Ben McKenzie How to Make Love Like An Englishman
    Simon
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    Are you looking at my bum? Bum-looker! Cheeky monkey.

  37. Queen Latifah Clippers Game Courtside
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    Is that tuna?

  38. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Textured Jeans
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    It is good to have a seeing eye fame whore when you are walking and texting through New York.

  39. Anthony Hopkins Hot Young Date Thor The Dark World Premiere
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    I like to eat those with a nice Chianti.

  40. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Melbourne Cup Day Flemington Racecourse
    Mr. Hat
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    Give credit where it’s due – I also passed out on the toilet and the seat stuck to my face, but it didn’t inspire me to design a hat.

  41. Kate Upton Cleavage Melbourne Cup Day Flemington Racecourse
    dennis
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    That fresh faced look is going south face.

  42. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Instagram
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    Why give them fuel for the fire. She’s fricking 16. Doesn’t matter how “hot” she is.

    If they didn’t have an audience, they’d have no reason to post pics.

  43. Artie Lange Fat Belly Falling Out Of Shirt Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Thanks for reminding why I’m not skipping the gym tonight.

  44. Stacy Keibler Cleavage 17th Annual Accessories Council Excellence Awards
    dennis
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    She’s developed crazy ex/girlfriend eyes.

  45. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Thor The Dark World Premiere
    Fresco
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    Could you face forward… Oh. It’s a normal kind of dress. Carry on.

  46. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Dress Ben McKenzie How to Make Love Like An Englishman
    dennis
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    That dress makes her look like someone let the air out of those rear tires.

  47. Chloe Bennet Cleavage The Dark World Premiere
    dennis
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    Hottie but can’t act. Her character on Agents of Shield sucks.

  48. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Melbourne Cup Day Flemington Racecourse
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    OMG!! A ninja, geisha, florist, and beekeeper all in one person.

  49. Simon Cowell Crazy Eyes X-Factor Finalist Party
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    I suddenly had a casting idea for the live-action Attack on Titan…

  50. Geraldo Rivera Mike Walker Book Release Party
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    There are people who actually wear rose-tinted glasses?

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