The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.5.13

November 5th, 2013 // 376 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which features more shots from the How To Make Love Like an Englishman set that I’m now convinced has been Pierce Brosnan‘s passion project ever since Robert Rodriguez lent him his ‘Special B-Roll’ DVD. There’s also the remaining breasts from the Thor: The Dark World premiere and Boris Johnson firing a cannon because, we get it England, even your most high-profile functioning alcoholic is safer with firearms than we are.

Well played, old chap, well played,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Instagram
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    Kris Jenner doesn’t waste any time.
    Setting up for the porno shoot on the lawn while the legit one takes place?
    That woman’s a multitasker of whoreishness

  2. Salma Hayek Cleavage Pierce Brosnan How to Make Love Like An Englishman Set
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    Pshhht… That’s how we all do it….

  3. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Instagram
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    Game on Kendall

  4. Queen Latifah Clippers Game Courtside
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    The Clippers have a WNBA division?
    Makes sense when you consider the team name though…

  5. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Instagram
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    Jaimie Alexander’s a step ahead of you—see if you can catch up and pass her!

  6. Artie Lange Fat Belly Falling Out Of Shirt Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Pretty sad when Kimmel has to assign security for the buffet in the green room.

  7. Gloria Steinem Maria Shriver Equality Now Presents Make Equality Reality Event
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    Maria IS Predator, Look Out!!

  8. Simon Cowell Crazy Eyes X-Factor Finalist Party
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    He just realized he has ANOTHER friend with a hot wife…

  9. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Instagram
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    Sorry, I have nothing funny to say about this. It’s just sad.

  10. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Textured Jeans
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    “Hold on sweety, just texting Kendall the directions to Vivid’s headquarters….”

  11. Artie Lange Fat Belly Falling Out Of Shirt Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Good to see Artie got dressed up for the national television appearance.

  12. Boris Johnson Drunk Firing Canon Gun Salute Armoury House Honourable Artillery Company
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    Man, when Russell Brand said he wanted to challenge himself in the blow department, he wasn’t messing around.

  13. Simon Cowell Crazy Eyes X-Factor Finalist Party
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    I’ve never understood his hair.

    • I’ve never understood why we know who this fuck is.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      What is there to understand? He brushes his moobs twice a day.

    • Mike

      I never understood anything about this guy..
      Let’s check off the list:
      1. He can’t sing
      2. He can’t judge talent
      3. He has larger breasts than most of his ex-girlfriends
      4. He pays his exes to stay in “the cue” for slow weekends
      5. He makes 100x more money than any of us ever will

      • True he can’t judge talent, but he sure as fuck can judge what dumbass teens will buy enough to exploit it to the tune of almost half a billion net worth. Not something that impresses me, but it does make sense in this modern shit stain of a music industry.

        And it’s ‘queue for line’, just FYI. ‘Cue’ is the spelling for a billiard cue.

  14. Sarah Jessica Parker Crazy Eyes AOL Crazy.Ballet Premiere
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    New species: Horse Rabbit.

  15. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Thor The Dark World Premiere
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    I see she got all her Spanx to align properly for this photo.

  16. Russell Brand Walking Huge White Dog
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    Just another night on the town for the wolf pack.

  17. Stacy Keibler Cleavage 17th Annual Accessories Council Excellence Awards
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    George Costanza has a better hairline than that.

  18. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Melbourne Cup Day Flemington Racecourse
    uhha
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    hey it’s a paper plate

  19. Anthony Hopkins Hot Young Date Thor The Dark World Premiere
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    Funny…I didn’t notice Anthony Hopkins in that photo.

  20. Navid Negahban V Guide Magazine Annual Hot List Party
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    That’s an ironic name for that party if this guy is there.

  21. Stacy Keibler Cleavage 17th Annual Accessories Council Excellence Awards
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    She must be receiving an award for her tenure as Clooney’s accessory.

  22. Russell Brand Walking Huge White Dog
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    Billy Squier called. He wants his shoes back from the Everybody Wants You video.

  23. Chloe Bennet Cleavage The Dark World Premiere
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    This is how Michelle Rodriguez thinks she looks.

  24. Jewel Cleavage 51st Annual ASCAP Country Music Awards
    stinkfinger
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    Please don’t smile, please don’t smile……..

  25. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Instagram
    JimBB
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    On the set of her new indie film “Kylie Jenner’s Black Backdoor Blowout.”

  26. Stacy Keibler Cleavage 17th Annual Accessories Council Excellence Awards
    Mista Snazzy
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    Trying to ensnare a new rich boyfriend / husband. Good luck madam!!

  27. Debby Ryan Cleavage The Dark World Premiere
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    This girl is either gonna end up super hot or about 42 lbs. overweight. I haven’t figured it out yet.

  28. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Melbourne Cup Day Flemington Racecourse
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    I saw a homeless guy wearing a hat like that the other day. Only difference was, his was covered in tinfoil.

    • Fresco

      He may have gotten it from the Queen of England. She wears her hats once, then gives them away to the poor. I can’t explain the tinfoil.

  29. Salma Hayek Cleavage Pierce Brosnan How to Make Love Like An Englishman Set
    JimBB
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    Yeah Pierce, her voice has that effect on men. Just relax and stare at her breasts for a minute and you’ll be fine.

  30. Queen Latifah Clippers Game Courtside
    JimBB
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    Someone’s about to lose a hand.

  31. Jewel Cleavage 51st Annual ASCAP Country Music Awards
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    I don’t know what the ASCAP Country Music Awards are, but I know the ASPCA Country Music Awards were canceled due to a lack of artists that haven’t sexually abused a farm animal.

  32. Artie Lange Fat Belly Falling Out Of Shirt Jimmy Kimmel Live
    JimBB
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    What sexy is!

  33. Queen Latifah Clippers Game Courtside
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    Ahhh! Is that the footlong? I hate weiners!!

  34. Kate Upton Cleavage Melbourne Cup Day Flemington Racecourse
    JimBB
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    Jackie So?

  35. Simon Cowell Crazy Eyes X-Factor Finalist Party
    JimBB
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    Try new “Botox for Men”

  36. Sarah Jessica Parker Crazy Eyes AOL Crazy.Ballet Premiere
    JimBB
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    Ouhh, an apple!!

  37. Simon Cowell Crazy Eyes X-Factor Finalist Party
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    Charlie Sheen isn’t the only once banging 7 gram rocks!

  38. Geraldo Rivera Mike Walker Book Release Party
    JimBB
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    The gossip is that your party sucked.

  39. Christian Slater Brittany Lopez Knicks Game
    JimBB
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    Yeah, well, You SHOULD be embarrassed!!

  40. Kate Upton Cleavage Melbourne Cup Day Flemington Racecourse
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    Kate’s Melbourne Cups runneth over.

  41. Artie Lange Fat Belly Falling Out Of Shirt Jimmy Kimmel Live
    JW
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    Too fat to fish indeed…

  42. Sarah Jessica Parker Crazy Eyes AOL Crazy.Ballet Premiere
    JW
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    It’s a pony!!! It’s a pony!!!

  43. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    Kylie is a Jenner. Maybe Bruce will go nuclear on Kris and lay waste to the entire family “business”.

  44. Anthony Hopkins Hot Young Date Thor The Dark World Premiere
    JimBB
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    Anthony Hopkins: “I GOT AN ERECTION!!”

    His date: “ME TOO!!”

  45. Stacy Keibler Cleavage 17th Annual Accessories Council Excellence Awards
    MisterSHO
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    That left boob is trying to escape back to Lake Como.

  46. Artie Lange Fat Belly Falling Out Of Shirt Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Cock Dr
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    Not dead yet….well done Artie.

  47. Salma Hayek Cleavage Pierce Brosnan How to Make Love Like An Englishman Set
    George P Burdell
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    You nipple does extend all the way out here!

  48. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Instagram
    yourmom
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    The force is strong in this one…

  49. Artie Lange Fat Belly Falling Out Of Shirt Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Hopalong
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    Chris Christie really let himself go now that he won the election.

  50. Artie Lange Fat Belly Falling Out Of Shirt Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    poor guy

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