The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.29.11

November 29th, 2011 // 410 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, and let’s just cut to the chase, how many of you knew about Miss Butt Brazil? Because we literally just found out today, and now somehow the Final Five transformed into a Final Twenty. I don’t want to say some sort of magic took place, but I made Photo Boy wear glasses then carved a lightning bolt into his forehead, so divine from that what you will.

ALAKAZAM!

- The Superficial

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Photos: Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage
    Venom
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    TROLL ing for a new boyfriend I see.

  2. Bradley Cooper
    Venom
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    I need TP for my bunghole.

  3. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage
    Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    Since when has.she had boobs?

  4. Lauren Pope Side Boob Miniskirt
    Deacon Jones
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    I dont know her name, but I think I’m in love

  5. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    “Someday, somewhere, I shall find me another giant to mount… No matter how far I have to..er…. wait, never mind. That guy looks to be taller than 5’1″. He’ll do”

  6. Seal Trenchcoat
    Venom
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    Needs a higher collar to hide that ugly face.

  7. Bradley Cooper
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    The “Sexiest Man Alive” looks higher than a sprayed roach.

  8. Bradley Cooper
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    “Wait wait, so you’re telling me that I banged Renee Zellwegger SOBER?????”

  9. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress
    Venom
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    My she dresses up fancy to go to the free clinic.

  10. Lauren Pope Side Boob Miniskirt
    Venom
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    I see Ross from The Tonight Show has decided to go full gay.

  11. Miss Bumbum Brazil Miss Butt Brazil
    Deacon Jones
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    Great fucking idea, Brazil!

    At least someone fucking knows what these pageants are actually about

  12. Prince Charles
    Venom
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    Beginning to think Fish and Photoboy have some weird Prince Charles fetish…

    • Snack pack

      Exactly. Why do we need pap shots of this guy every day? He doesn’t fit the mold of anyone we like to make fun of, especially without Camilla. Now if she were in the picture, then there’d be something to work with.

    • occam's boner

      Methinks they’re trying to lure limeys from their trashzines like the Sun or whatever the crap they read over there.

  13. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress
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    I thought the thumbnail was going to be an incredible ass shot and then I found out it was the Valtrex queen. *sigh*

  14. Seal Trenchcoat
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    Derp.

  15. Dane Cook
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, what a shitty life…. First he gets paralyzed then meets Dane Cook… Is there a Make-A-Wish that can take him out?

  16. Joel Madden Benji Madden Smoking
    Venom
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    The Doublemint Douchebags.

  17. Lauren Pope Side Boob Miniskirt
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    She’s gotta be a tranny hanging around Perez Hilton.

  18. Kate Beckinsale Minidress
    Venom
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    #Occupy Kate Beckinsale

  19. Shauna Sand Cleavage Minidress
    Venom
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    Ah, the Empress of lucite and silicone has returned. Stodden you better watch your back now bitch.

  20. Dane Cook
    Venom
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    Sir, you in the wheelchair, have you seen where my funny went?

  21. Joel Madden Benji Madden Smoking
    Commented on this photo:

    i have to admit, these dipshits do make me laugh!

  22. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress
    Waldo
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    Damn she looks good. Looks like her butt swallowed a cell phone though.

    • Jeffiner

      her butt looks like it swallowed a cell phone because she is wearing the underpants with butt pads in them.

  23. Miss Bumbum Brazil Miss Butt Brazil
    Deacon Jones
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    (throws down drumstick, wipes beard with armored hand, points to serf)

    “THIS ONE.”

  24. Prince Charles
    SSHGuru
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    You could put Prince Charles next to a dead person and he would still look older.

  25. Cynthia Nixon No Make Up
    Venom
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    She is a lesbian right? Thank God. They can keep this one.

  26. Miss Bumbum Brazil Miss Butt Brazil
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    I am liking where this is going.

  27. Jessica Alba Butt Bend Over Tight Jeans
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    The first time I’ve ever been attracted to her…..

  28. Cynthia Nixon No Make Up
    Waldo
    Commented on this photo:

    Gary Oldman has a doppelganger.

  29. Kate Beckinsale Minidress
    SSHGuru
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    Just give her all the awards.

  30. Miss Bumbum Brazil Miss Butt Brazil
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn!!!

  31. Matthew Perry
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    No, I’m not Chaz Bono leave me alone.

  32. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    +10

  33. Matthew Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Andy Dick has gained some weight.

  34. Kate Beckinsale Minidress
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    sex please

  35. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Does shopping ever get boring for this woman ?

  36. Prince Charles
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ehhh…I don’t know. What is blue and ehh… fucks old people?”
    “Meee!!!”

  37. Shauna Sand Cleavage Minidress
    Snack pack
    Commented on this photo:

    Duuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh. What was I doing? Oh yeah. Left foot. Right foot . . .

  38. Kate Beckinsale Minidress
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    THE hottest woman on the planet. that is all.

  39. Jessica Alba Butt Bend Over Tight Jeans
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    here she is showing off where her brains are.

  40. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress
    rospo
    Commented on this photo:

    Poor girl, you overslept. One of your best friends has a family, the other one hangs out in courts – I mean they’ve obtained something in their life – and you, you are just so BORING.

  41. Dane Cook
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    So, you are my number one fan ? Boy, I must really suck !

  42. Shauna Sand Cleavage Minidress
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    she should totally be considered for a zombie walk-on for The Walking Dead. they’d save money on corpse make-up.

  43. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    Carrot Top got tits!

    • Snack pack

      Unfortunately, you have a valid point. The boobs draw you in, but then the carrot-topness scares you away.

  44. Shauna Sand Cleavage Minidress
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Beverly Hills… a land where everyday porn stars get to walk around like normal rich people…

  45. Miss Bumbum Brazil Miss Butt Brazil
    Commented on this photo:

    Viva Brazil!

  46. General Disarray

    Miss Butt Brazil? Not gonna lie, I just creamed a little.

  47. Miss Bumbum Brazil Miss Butt Brazil
    Any Guy
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    WINNER. stop the contest, its over.

    • Skeets

      and NO let’s never stop this contest. I’m thinking gold was struck here, and this site should tailor itself around this very contest.

  48. Prince Charles
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    Looks like he finally got his wish, and has fully turned into a tampon.

  49. Jessica Alba Butt Bend Over Tight Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    Not just fame, but babies now too! – Things that come out of Jessica Alba’s ass.

  50. Miss Bumbum Brazil Miss Butt Brazil
    Coyote
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    This looks like my WInner

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