Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, and let’s just cut to the chase, how many of you knew about Miss Butt Brazil? Because we literally just found out today, and now somehow the Final Five transformed into a Final Twenty. I don’t want to say some sort of magic took place, but I made Photo Boy wear glasses then carved a lightning bolt into his forehead, so divine from that what you will.
ALAKAZAM!
- The Superficial
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TROLL ing for a new boyfriend I see.
I need TP for my bunghole.
Since when has.she had boobs?
I was just asking myself the same thing!
I think those are new.
She does look good in this pic. I think it’s because the stocking cap allows us to focus on something other than her humongous mutant forehead.
That’s Elfin wear.
Ahhhh you’re right! I was gonna say, she looks deliciously cute in this photo, can’t put my finger on it… I mean, other than the tits of course.
No, but for the first time you notice how fucking huge her nose is. Oh well, I am not complaining just never really noticed how big it was. If she got fake tits that sucks as she was just fine before.
*That* is what you consider a huge nose?? You obviously haven’t been to long island…
I dont know her name, but I think I’m in love
“Someday, somewhere, I shall find me another giant to mount… No matter how far I have to..er…. wait, never mind. That guy looks to be taller than 5’1″. He’ll do”
Needs a higher collar to hide that ugly face.
The “Sexiest Man Alive” looks higher than a sprayed roach.
“Wait wait, so you’re telling me that I banged Renee Zellwegger SOBER?????”
Nah he’s gay. That’s just one of his beards.
My she dresses up fancy to go to the free clinic.
I see Ross from The Tonight Show has decided to go full gay.
Great fucking idea, Brazil!
At least someone fucking knows what these pageants are actually about
Beginning to think Fish and Photoboy have some weird Prince Charles fetish…
Exactly. Why do we need pap shots of this guy every day? He doesn’t fit the mold of anyone we like to make fun of, especially without Camilla. Now if she were in the picture, then there’d be something to work with.
Methinks they’re trying to lure limeys from their trashzines like the Sun or whatever the crap they read over there.
I thought the thumbnail was going to be an incredible ass shot and then I found out it was the Valtrex queen. *sigh*
+1
Derp.
Wow, what a shitty life…. First he gets paralyzed then meets Dane Cook… Is there a Make-A-Wish that can take him out?
+1
“So I contacted the Foundation and told them my wish was to punch you in the face. Ready?”
The Doublemint Douchebags.
Maybe Ben and Jerry will use this name for their ice cream flavor.
She’s gotta be a tranny hanging around Perez Hilton.
#Occupy Kate Beckinsale
+1
Ah, the Empress of lucite and silicone has returned. Stodden you better watch your back now bitch.
Sir, you in the wheelchair, have you seen where my funny went?
i have to admit, these dipshits do make me laugh!
Damn she looks good. Looks like her butt swallowed a cell phone though.
her butt looks like it swallowed a cell phone because she is wearing the underpants with butt pads in them.
(throws down drumstick, wipes beard with armored hand, points to serf)
“THIS ONE.”
You could put Prince Charles next to a dead person and he would still look older.
She is a lesbian right? Thank God. They can keep this one.
I am liking where this is going.
The first time I’ve ever been attracted to her…..
Bullshit LIAR!!!!!
Gary Oldman has a doppelganger.
Just give her all the awards.
Damn!!!
No, I’m not Chaz Bono leave me alone.
+10
Andy Dick has gained some weight.
sex please
Does shopping ever get boring for this woman ?
“Ehhh…I don’t know. What is blue and ehh… fucks old people?”
“Meee!!!”
Duuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh. What was I doing? Oh yeah. Left foot. Right foot . . .
THE hottest woman on the planet. that is all.
agreed
here she is showing off where her brains are.
With a body and face like that, brains are neither required nor preferred.
Poor girl, you overslept. One of your best friends has a family, the other one hangs out in courts – I mean they’ve obtained something in their life – and you, you are just so BORING.
So, you are my number one fan ? Boy, I must really suck !
she should totally be considered for a zombie walk-on for The Walking Dead. they’d save money on corpse make-up.
Carrot Top got tits!
Unfortunately, you have a valid point. The boobs draw you in, but then the carrot-topness scares you away.
Beverly Hills… a land where everyday porn stars get to walk around like normal rich people…
Viva Brazil!
Miss Butt Brazil? Not gonna lie, I just creamed a little.
WINNER. stop the contest, its over.
and NO let’s never stop this contest. I’m thinking gold was struck here, and this site should tailor itself around this very contest.
Looks like he finally got his wish, and has fully turned into a tampon.
Not just fame, but babies now too! – Things that come out of Jessica Alba’s ass.
This looks like my WInner