The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.27.12

November 27th, 2012 // 367 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where a new Drunk Keanu meme has the potential to unseat the once unchallenged reign of Sad Keanu. Geeks, to your photoshops! And in the name of old-as-shit references, we’ve also got Patrick Stewart looking like the cat who ate your lady’s pussy the canary, as well as Russell Simmons kicking the tires before another test drive. Finally, there is now something called Blac Chyna and it is upon us.

Hide yo kids,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kourtney Kardashian Butt See Through Pants Daughter Penelope
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    WHAT A BUNCH OF DICKS!!! You’re making fun of a BABY, fer fuck sake. I got a better idea. Why don’t we all go out and beat up some children with Down’s Syndrome.

  2. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples See Through Shirt
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    Does that mean them two little tiny turkeys be done?

  3. Kourtney Kardashian Butt See Through Pants Daughter Penelope
    Cody42
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    I’ve never seen serial killer eyes on a baby before

  4. Russell Simmons With Date Killing Them Softly Screening
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    “Yes, Mr. Simmons, I have heard “once you go black you’ll never go back.” And it’s true. Ever since I bought this dress, I just can’t wear anything else.”

  5. Ethan Hawke Peace Sign 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
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    “Now I’m going to show you the three-fingered, loop-d-loop, back-handed nose pick-and-flick.”

  6. Kourtney Kardashian Butt See Through Pants Daughter Penelope
    Henny
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    Is it just me or does that child look exactly like Michael Cera?

  7. Keanu Reeves Drunk Stumbling Through LAX
    Dem
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    “That’s one small step for a man, one giant for me”

  8. Russell Simmons With Date Killing Them Softly Screening
    O'chunt
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    Great timing by the paparazzi: he caught the only 1/60th of a second when he was *not* looking at her face.

  9. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    jen
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    she should not be giving dieting tips

  10. Gerard Butler Balcony
    jen
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    i’m more of a whore than minka kelly

  11. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples See Through Shirt
    jen
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    i like this hair colour on her

  12. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
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    Looks like Raven-Symone crossed with that Harajuku shit Gwen Stefani used to talk about..

  13. Ethan Hawke Peace Sign 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    jen
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    quess what i did to my nanny

  14. Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini
    jen
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    nothing like father daughter …. wtf!!

  15. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry I’ve been away…. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo……………

  16. Keanu Reeves Drunk Stumbling Through LAX
    Allion
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    Still wonderful. Good for him.

  17. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
    Allion
    Commented on this photo:

    His mouth looks like an asshole.

  18. Gerard Butler Balcony
    Al Cervik
    Commented on this photo:

    ” Hey … any you bitches wanna shag?”

  19. Keanu Reeves Drunk Stumbling Through LAX
    Cassiopeia
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    Holding the hand of his invisible friend…

  20. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
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    DAT ASS.

  21. Keanu Reeves Drunk Stumbling Through LAX
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    He just realized living is totally, like, acting, but in real life, dude, shiiiiiiit!

  22. Lara Bingle Bikini Topless
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    When you google a name and the second thing the Innuhwebz have to say about her is “socialite”, you already know you shoudn’t click on the “Images of…” link. But you do.

  23. Prince Charles Jamie Oliver Chickens Carshalton Boys Sports College
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    Sometimes the image is its own caption.

  24. Emily Blunt Cleavage 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    Allison Wunderlan
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    It’s amazing what you can do with toilet paper and scotch tape.

  25. Emily Blunt Cleavage 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Why yes I DO plan to cheat one my husband tonight!

  26. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Allison Wunderlan
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    She’s not really THAT fat. It’s just that there are still people living in that tent.

  27. Antonio Banderas Wearing Female Clogs LAX
    Allison Wunderlan
    Commented on this photo:

    If only those pink pumps came in a size 14.

  28. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Shoplifting basketballs. It’s not just for the belly anymore.

  29. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
    Phoenix
    Commented on this photo:

    “Atta boy, Mike. Atta boy.”

  30. Emily Blunt Cleavage 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    Al Cervik
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    Let the girls out !

  31. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Put in the teeth and lose the rug, already. Geesh. Have some dignity, Mr. Redford.

  32. Prince Charles Jamie Oliver Chickens Carshalton Boys Sports College
    Skeezix
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes, my Lord, the boys do have a wager that one of these hens will become King of England before you do. But you beat Camilla.”

  33. Prince Charles Jamie Oliver Chickens Carshalton Boys Sports College
    ZZZ
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    And then Shelley (from American Horror Story) emerged from the staircase and horrified them all…

  34. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
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    Sadly, I have a friend who loves urban websites (for comedic purposes) and this thing is quite popular in the black community. She is a stripper in Atlanta and has dated (banged) numerous rap superstars. So, yes, there is a market for this, which begs the question WHY GOD WHY?!

  35. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
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    He was attractive a great long while, so I’ll give him a pass.

  36. Gerard Butler Balcony
    Montana
    Commented on this photo:

    What? You wanna see my baby? Hang it over the railing? OKAY!!!

  37. Prince Charles Jamie Oliver Chickens Carshalton Boys Sports College
    Sara
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry, sir, I ordered ChickenHeads and this is what they sent me. Sigh.

  38. Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini
    merpderp
    Commented on this photo:

    lord let that be a bush and not lady gaga dick syndrome

  39. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Timothy
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    She has a front?

  40. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    This is why old people shouldn’t French Kiss.

  41. Emily Blunt Cleavage 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
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    Leeloo called, she wants her outfit back.

  42. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
    Shanny
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    I think that is the wax figure of Redford.,no?
    He & Paul McCartney should stop the hair dying and just go natural.They’ll look much better.

  43. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
    BenDoverman
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    And I thought my taint smelled bad

  44. Patrick Stewart Killing Them Softly Screening
    Holy Sam Hill
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    Sam Crenshaw enjoys a rare night out on the town.

  45. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
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    Your yoga pants look like yogurt pants.

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