Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where a new Drunk Keanu meme has the potential to unseat the once unchallenged reign of Sad Keanu. Geeks, to your photoshops! And in the name of old-as-shit references, we’ve also got Patrick Stewart looking like the cat who ate your lady’s pussy the canary, as well as Russell Simmons kicking the tires before another test drive. Finally, there is now something called Blac Chyna and it is upon us.
Hide yo kids,
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WHAT A BUNCH OF DICKS!!! You’re making fun of a BABY, fer fuck sake. I got a better idea. Why don’t we all go out and beat up some children with Down’s Syndrome.
Does that mean them two little tiny turkeys be done?
I believe they are Cornish hens.
you mean McCornish hens
I’ve never seen serial killer eyes on a baby before
“Yes, Mr. Simmons, I have heard “once you go black you’ll never go back.” And it’s true. Ever since I bought this dress, I just can’t wear anything else.”
“Now I’m going to show you the three-fingered, loop-d-loop, back-handed nose pick-and-flick.”
Is it just me or does that child look exactly like Michael Cera?
“That’s one small step for a man, one giant for me”
Great timing by the paparazzi: he caught the only 1/60th of a second when he was *not* looking at her face.
she should not be giving dieting tips
i’m more of a whore than minka kelly
i like this hair colour on her
Looks like Raven-Symone crossed with that Harajuku shit Gwen Stefani used to talk about..
quess what i did to my nanny
nothing like father daughter …. wtf!!
Sorry I’ve been away…. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo……………
Still wonderful. Good for him.
His mouth looks like an asshole.
” Hey … any you bitches wanna shag?”
Holding the hand of his invisible friend…
DAT ASS.
He just realized living is totally, like, acting, but in real life, dude, shiiiiiiit!
When you google a name and the second thing the Innuhwebz have to say about her is “socialite”, you already know you shoudn’t click on the “Images of…” link. But you do.
Sometimes the image is its own caption.
It’s amazing what you can do with toilet paper and scotch tape.
Why yes I DO plan to cheat one my husband tonight!
She’s not really THAT fat. It’s just that there are still people living in that tent.
If only those pink pumps came in a size 14.
Shoplifting basketballs. It’s not just for the belly anymore.
“Atta boy, Mike. Atta boy.”
Let the girls out !
Put in the teeth and lose the rug, already. Geesh. Have some dignity, Mr. Redford.
“Yes, my Lord, the boys do have a wager that one of these hens will become King of England before you do. But you beat Camilla.”
And then Shelley (from American Horror Story) emerged from the staircase and horrified them all…
Sadly, I have a friend who loves urban websites (for comedic purposes) and this thing is quite popular in the black community. She is a stripper in Atlanta and has dated (banged) numerous rap superstars. So, yes, there is a market for this, which begs the question WHY GOD WHY?!
He was attractive a great long while, so I’ll give him a pass.
What? You wanna see my baby? Hang it over the railing? OKAY!!!
Sorry, sir, I ordered ChickenHeads and this is what they sent me. Sigh.
lord let that be a bush and not lady gaga dick syndrome
She has a front?
This is why old people shouldn’t French Kiss.
Leeloo called, she wants her outfit back.
I think that is the wax figure of Redford.,no?
He & Paul McCartney should stop the hair dying and just go natural.They’ll look much better.
And I thought my taint smelled bad
Sam Crenshaw enjoys a rare night out on the town.
Your yoga pants look like yogurt pants.