The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.27.12

November 27th, 2012 // 367 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where a new Drunk Keanu meme has the potential to unseat the once unchallenged reign of Sad Keanu. Geeks, to your photoshops! And in the name of old-as-shit references, we’ve also got Patrick Stewart looking like the cat who ate your lady’s pussy the canary, as well as Russell Simmons kicking the tires before another test drive. Finally, there is now something called Blac Chyna and it is upon us.

Hide yo kids,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Russell Simmons With Date Killing Them Softly Screening
    DeucePickle
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    I’ll take it !

  2. Ethan Hawke Peace Sign 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    DeucePickle
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    Honkey, please

  3. Emily Blunt Cleavage 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    MellyMel
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    Is this some kind of art project? She’s trying to look like a blunt?

  4. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
    Little Tongue
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    I get it… She got lipposucked everywhere but on her butt.

  5. Lara Stone Cleavage 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
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    She was supposed to pick up a much slimmer but similar looking model on the way to this event, but decided against it.

    Like they say, A growing Stone gathers no Moss.

  6. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Mike Hunt
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    wearing her fat girl clothes. fat girls everywhere rejoice ! You can now look like a piss – whore in fat girl clothes

  7. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
    The Pope
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    If having a fat ass qualifies as a talent these days, then my family is more talented than the goddamn Osmonds.

  8. Kourtney Kardashian Butt See Through Pants Daughter Penelope
    Little Tongue
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    Wow! That kid has double chined cankles! That has to be a record of some kind…!

  9. Russell Simmons With Date Killing Them Softly Screening
    Little Tongue
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    Nice eyes, lady!

  10. Russell Simmons With Date Killing Them Softly Screening
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    “Baby, I wanna Def Jam dat white pussy.”

  11. Ethan Hawke Peace Sign 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
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    The well-dressed black man wonders why whites can throw gang signs and only get shot by photographers.

  12. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
    Deacon Jones
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    I think Nicki Minaj has started something wonderful.

    No, not her music, which sounds like fucking garbage. It’s ghetto chicks trying to out-surgically enhance themselves. This could lead to years of great material.

  13. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
    Deacon Jones
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    Hey look!

    It’s my penis after masturbating the agony away caused by my shitty Eagles’ display last night.

  14. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
    crafty sea urchin
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    It seems that all it takes to be famous these days is long black hair and a gigantic ass.

  15. Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    Is this “Let’s fuck with everyone” week or something??

  16. Justin Bieber Dancers Grabbing Crotch
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Stop dancing with me! I’m not Ellen!”

  17. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Sparky
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    my wish for the holidays is that there will be no more posts of this thing

  18. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant LAX
    Bionic_Crouton
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    She’s so polluted two drug sniffing dogs got a contact high from her.

  19. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant LAX
    LittleBee
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    Why does she look wet in every picture? This can’t just be sweat….

  20. Prince Charles Jamie Oliver Chickens Carshalton Boys Sports College
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “You’re right… This is better than Twilight.”

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      This phrase can be applied to most of the stuff on this site. Except for pregnant Kardashians and Lo Ho. And….

      Well, it can be used for a lot of things here.

  21. Emily Blunt Cleavage 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
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    She gets prettier as she ages… That’s commendable.

  22. Lara Bingle Bikini Topless
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    Her tan is definitely going to turn out weird…

  23. Gerard Butler Balcony
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    He looks like he’s in good shape and he looks pretty clean… Somehow this makes him less attractive. :-(

    • Gerard, you heard it here first. No one wants to get with a clean-cut movie star anymore. They want the bad boy. They want the guy who looks like he buys his Adderall behind the local middle school and bangs a soccer mom on his way through the parking lot.

  24. Gerard Butler Balcony
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “RESTOCK THE MINI BAR AND I WILL LET THE BELLBOY GO!!

  25. Kourtney Kardashian Butt See Through Pants Daughter Penelope
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Mommy, please take your socks off my head.”

  26. Keanu Reeves Drunk Stumbling Through LAX
    pff
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    looks like he’s hallucinating and trying to catch his career that keeps running away from him.

  27. Lara Bingle Bikini Topless
    pff
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    Was this photographed with a potato?

  28. Justin Bieber Dancers Grabbing Crotch
    pff
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    Could you please call that Olivier dude to pull an Aubry on this little fella?

  29. Prince Charles Jamie Oliver Chickens Carshalton Boys Sports College
    pff
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    So prince Charles, this are the chicks that I saw prince Harry banging last night.

  30. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
    pff
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    “help, I’m melting”

  31. Ethan Hawke Peace Sign 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    pff
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    Damn this guys aged worse than my Chinese Crested dog.

  32. Russell Simmons With Date Killing Them Softly Screening
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “I screw for money and I no speak the English!”

  33. Keanu Reeves Drunk Stumbling Through LAX
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    He may be “The One”, but it looks to me like he had five or six.

  34. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
    Motorboat Captain
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    How’s this for a new rule: if she doesn’t meet Wikipedia’s standards for notability, don’t post about her.

  35. Keanu Reeves Drunk Stumbling Through LAX
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    “fuck, that railing wassshh right…. here”

  36. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant LAX
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    who knocked her up anyway? The Marlboro man?

  37. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    Somewhere, a pirate ship is missing its sails.

  38. Antonio Banderas Wearing Female Clogs LAX
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    this is not the first patr of clogs I’ve seen this guy in. Anyone remember when he was good looking? Anyone?

  39. Russell Simmons With Date Killing Them Softly Screening
    zomgbie
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    doin it wrong.
    if that was ice-t, she would be turned around and bent over showing off the xtra trunk room.

  40. Keanu Reeves Drunk Stumbling Through LAX
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    Love the mom jeans makes the Matrix seem so much more domesticated.

  41. Patrick Stewart Killing Them Softly Screening
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    this is what you should find when looking up the expression ‘cat who just swallowed a canary’. He’s either enjoying the hell out of his beverages or just got blown. ok, both.

  42. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
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    I Googled her name and got this as my result: ¯\(°_o)/¯

  43. Gerard Butler Balcony
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    Holding a rail and dying to snort one.

  44. Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini
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    Well, I guess if she’s not going to put sustenance in her mouth, her ass is going to do what it can from the other end.

  45. Patrick Stewart Killing Them Softly Screening
    horta
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    Who is the chick? She’s hot…

  46. Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini
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    She’s happy because she gets to eat a whole Tic-Tac for lunch today.

  47. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
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    Again, I don’t blame the paparazzi, they’re just trying to make a living; they see something unusual and take a picture of it, hoping to sell it to someone. The tabloid media is only 25% to blame for buying the pics in the first place when someone, somewhere could have just said, “I’m not buying this garbage, what is this thing? Not blurry enough to be Sasquatch…” The general public is only 25% to blame as well, since they create the demand to see it, which the media are more than happy to charge to supply. The remaining 50% of the blame for my new brain tumor has to go to Photo Boy for putting this no-name walking abortion ON MY MONITOR IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!

    She’s not even the missing link, for that would imply she’s part of the chain.

  48. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Mr. Poop
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    whenever i see this fat cunt i just laugh, what a sad existence

    • Sad existence…??? Maybe sad for us, but she’s gotta be in hog-heaven. Traveling all over the world while making millions of dollars every year just for being a dumbbell…??? Hell, I’d like a job like that!

  49. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
    *@&^$@$
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    Gaped.

  50. Patrick Stewart Killing Them Softly Screening
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    He’s about to show her the Picard maneuver.

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