Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where a new Drunk Keanu meme has the potential to unseat the once unchallenged reign of Sad Keanu. Geeks, to your photoshops! And in the name of old-as-shit references, we’ve also got Patrick Stewart looking like the cat who ate your lady’s pussy the canary, as well as Russell Simmons kicking the tires before another test drive. Finally, there is now something called Blac Chyna and it is upon us.
Hide yo kids,
- Photo Boy
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I’ll take it !
Honkey, please
Is this some kind of art project? She’s trying to look like a blunt?
I get it… She got lipposucked everywhere but on her butt.
She was supposed to pick up a much slimmer but similar looking model on the way to this event, but decided against it.
Like they say, A growing Stone gathers no Moss.
wearing her fat girl clothes. fat girls everywhere rejoice ! You can now look like a piss – whore in fat girl clothes
If having a fat ass qualifies as a talent these days, then my family is more talented than the goddamn Osmonds.
Wow! That kid has double chined cankles! That has to be a record of some kind…!
Nice eyes, lady!
“Baby, I wanna Def Jam dat white pussy.”
The well-dressed black man wonders why whites can throw gang signs and only get shot by photographers.
I think Nicki Minaj has started something wonderful.
No, not her music, which sounds like fucking garbage. It’s ghetto chicks trying to out-surgically enhance themselves. This could lead to years of great material.
Hey look!
It’s my penis after masturbating the agony away caused by my shitty Eagles’ display last night.
It seems that all it takes to be famous these days is long black hair and a gigantic ass.
Is this “Let’s fuck with everyone” week or something??
International Stick Insect Week.
“Stop dancing with me! I’m not Ellen!”
my wish for the holidays is that there will be no more posts of this thing
She’s so polluted two drug sniffing dogs got a contact high from her.
Why does she look wet in every picture? This can’t just be sweat….
I believe the DTs may be accompanied by fever and sweating.
“You’re right… This is better than Twilight.”
This phrase can be applied to most of the stuff on this site. Except for pregnant Kardashians and Lo Ho. And….
Well, it can be used for a lot of things here.
She gets prettier as she ages… That’s commendable.
Her tan is definitely going to turn out weird…
He looks like he’s in good shape and he looks pretty clean… Somehow this makes him less attractive. :-(
Gerard, you heard it here first. No one wants to get with a clean-cut movie star anymore. They want the bad boy. They want the guy who looks like he buys his Adderall behind the local middle school and bangs a soccer mom on his way through the parking lot.
“RESTOCK THE MINI BAR AND I WILL LET THE BELLBOY GO!!
;-) voted
That was fucking brilliant.
“Mommy, please take your socks off my head.”
looks like he’s hallucinating and trying to catch his career that keeps running away from him.
Was this photographed with a potato?
Could you please call that Olivier dude to pull an Aubry on this little fella?
So prince Charles, this are the chicks that I saw prince Harry banging last night.
“help, I’m melting”
Damn this guys aged worse than my Chinese Crested dog.
“I screw for money and I no speak the English!”
He may be “The One”, but it looks to me like he had five or six.
How’s this for a new rule: if she doesn’t meet Wikipedia’s standards for notability, don’t post about her.
“fuck, that railing wassshh right…. here”
who knocked her up anyway? The Marlboro man?
Mickey Rourke
Somewhere, a pirate ship is missing its sails.
this is not the first patr of clogs I’ve seen this guy in. Anyone remember when he was good looking? Anyone?
*pair.
doin it wrong.
if that was ice-t, she would be turned around and bent over showing off the xtra trunk room.
Love the mom jeans makes the Matrix seem so much more domesticated.
this is what you should find when looking up the expression ‘cat who just swallowed a canary’. He’s either enjoying the hell out of his beverages or just got blown. ok, both.
I Googled her name and got this as my result: ¯\(°_o)/¯
Holding a rail and dying to snort one.
Well, I guess if she’s not going to put sustenance in her mouth, her ass is going to do what it can from the other end.
Who is the chick? She’s hot…
She’s happy because she gets to eat a whole Tic-Tac for lunch today.
Again, I don’t blame the paparazzi, they’re just trying to make a living; they see something unusual and take a picture of it, hoping to sell it to someone. The tabloid media is only 25% to blame for buying the pics in the first place when someone, somewhere could have just said, “I’m not buying this garbage, what is this thing? Not blurry enough to be Sasquatch…” The general public is only 25% to blame as well, since they create the demand to see it, which the media are more than happy to charge to supply. The remaining 50% of the blame for my new brain tumor has to go to Photo Boy for putting this no-name walking abortion ON MY MONITOR IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!
She’s not even the missing link, for that would imply she’s part of the chain.
whenever i see this fat cunt i just laugh, what a sad existence
Sad existence…??? Maybe sad for us, but she’s gotta be in hog-heaven. Traveling all over the world while making millions of dollars every year just for being a dumbbell…??? Hell, I’d like a job like that!
Gaped.
He’s about to show her the Picard maneuver.