Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where a new Drunk Keanu meme has the potential to unseat the once unchallenged reign of Sad Keanu. Geeks, to your photoshops! And in the name of old-as-shit references, we’ve also got Patrick Stewart looking like the cat who ate your lady’s pussy the canary, as well as Russell Simmons kicking the tires before another test drive. Finally, there is now something called Blac Chyna and it is upon us.
Hide yo kids,
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She actually looks decent here. She has her moments.
Kabbage Patch Kid
“Look at me!! I’m an airplane! BBBBRRRRRRRrrrrrr!”
Is cock fighting an official college sport now?
Looks like he just got caught cross dressing.
Yes Your Highness – you can have them all..but I must tell you this is NOT what Camilla meant when she said..Just go choke your chicken!
Yes Your Highness – you can have them all..but I must tell you this is NOT what Camilla meant when she said she wanted to choke the chicken!
“Milord, those are chickens…not baby griffins, and the young boy you keep calling Harry Potter is starting to cry”
“Jessica! Divorce Justin or I’ll jump!”
wtf do we waste all those drones that shoot missiles on al qaida dudes thousands of miles away, when the real threat to Amerka is right across the border in Canada!?!?!
Shit, they’re on to our game. We all have to move 37 kilometers further north so they’ll never find us.
What is that, like 300 miles? I’m not sure our drones can operate in the arctic temperatures that far north.
Oh the things we do for money…
Blac Chyna? How sad to have to fall back on your second choice stage name after being unable to spell her first choice, Blaque Yawannit.
She looks full and delicious.
Robert Redford in his upcoming film, The Kirk Douglas Story.
“I didn’t just beat up Larry King, heh heh… I took his clothes”
She has to make it until Jan 1, when the celeb death pool starts anew.
She’s at LAX, which can mean only one thing – she’s smoked all the cigarettes and drank all the booze in Los Angeles, and has to move on to another town with a fresh supply.
Penelope Kardashian, shown here seeing her Aunt Kim bend over in a bikini.
Well shit. I taught my boys an entirely different definition of cock fighting.
“Well, this is not at all what I expected when I was invited to the boys’ school to look at their cocks”.
Another female Kardashian. She doesn’t stand a chance of being normal. She’ll be famewhoring in16 years.
Red Carpet =====II==Walk of shame
Hello! My name is Bingle’s Man-toys! You killed my father! Prepare to die!
That look on his face suggests. He just “made it so” in a nice piece of ass. Who’s ass? He’ll never tell.
“Don’t worry baby, I won’t let anything happen to you… that grandma wouldn’t approve of.” – In retrospect that was the moment baby Penelope decided to put herself up for adoption.
I love her tight little body and itty bitty breasts. Sexy natural body.
She should just toss that baby into the ocean, and hope the dolphins do a better job of raising it.
lmao, now THAT was a good one!
Dolphins are intelligent mammals. Kardashians are not.
I see he went an Eastern European escort service this time.
Your move Minaj
“Are you there, God? It’s me, Justin. I need an extension on that 15 minutes.”
Very talented actor.
“Hmmpph. If you really want to impress me you’ll get the kid on crutches to round them up for dinner.”
Are there any skanky whores left in Russia?
Millions.
Wow. That’s like, not photoshopped or anything. That’s real isn’t it?
Just… wow :/
He’s reading every man’s mind in a one mile radius. So far, it’s all tits.
Cut to three hours later, when mid-blowjob, he’s still admiring the jacket lining.
You went with “Blac Chyna?” Well, when the Chinese inevitably rob America of its control of the world, that’s one more thing we’ll have to answer to. I hope you and your Kardashian Ass are happy!
Assless.
Disapointed.
Who the hell goes into a plastic surgeon’s office and says, “Make me look more like Charlton Heston’s corpse.” Apparently Robert Redford.
Didn’t know that Thulsa Doom had a daughter.
Who knew she did such a great impersonation of Chloe Sevigny?
Wait! WAIT! Did I miss it? Did Emily Blunt suck someone’s cock? Goddamnit, I miss everything!
Imaginary suitcase.
I think this is the outfit they give you in jail when they catch you running around naked and high.
What’s it supposed to be?
HARRRRRRRRRRRUCH…Ptooey!
“I’ve seen many cocks in my days…”
The title should be “Miami around K Kardashian” not “K Kardashian in Miami”.
“And as long as I keep my face EXACTLY like this…barely any wrinkles!”
Now he really WOULD have to pay a million dollars to sleep with a chick!
“I’m so happy NOT to be at a Star Trek convention.”