The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.27.12

November 27th, 2012 // 367 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where a new Drunk Keanu meme has the potential to unseat the once unchallenged reign of Sad Keanu. Geeks, to your photoshops! And in the name of old-as-shit references, we’ve also got Patrick Stewart looking like the cat who ate your lady’s pussy the canary, as well as Russell Simmons kicking the tires before another test drive. Finally, there is now something called Blac Chyna and it is upon us.

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- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant LAX
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    She actually looks decent here. She has her moments.

  2. Kourtney Kardashian Butt See Through Pants Daughter Penelope
    B&WMnstrel
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    Kabbage Patch Kid

  3. Keanu Reeves Drunk Stumbling Through LAX
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    “Look at me!! I’m an airplane! BBBBRRRRRRRrrrrrr!”

  4. Prince Charles Jamie Oliver Chickens Carshalton Boys Sports College
    your mom
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    Is cock fighting an official college sport now?

  5. Antonio Banderas Wearing Female Clogs LAX
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    Looks like he just got caught cross dressing.

  6. Prince Charles Jamie Oliver Chickens Carshalton Boys Sports College
    Johnny
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    Yes Your Highness – you can have them all..but I must tell you this is NOT what Camilla meant when she said..Just go choke your chicken!

  7. Prince Charles Jamie Oliver Chickens Carshalton Boys Sports College
    Johnny
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    Yes Your Highness – you can have them all..but I must tell you this is NOT what Camilla meant when she said she wanted to choke the chicken!

  8. Prince Charles Jamie Oliver Chickens Carshalton Boys Sports College
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    “Milord, those are chickens…not baby griffins, and the young boy you keep calling Harry Potter is starting to cry”

  9. Gerard Butler Balcony
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    “Jessica! Divorce Justin or I’ll jump!”

  10. Justin Bieber Dancers Grabbing Crotch
    Schmidtler
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    wtf do we waste all those drones that shoot missiles on al qaida dudes thousands of miles away, when the real threat to Amerka is right across the border in Canada!?!?!

  11. Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini
    your mom
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    Oh the things we do for money…

  12. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
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    Blac Chyna? How sad to have to fall back on your second choice stage name after being unable to spell her first choice, Blaque Yawannit.

  13. Lara Stone Cleavage 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
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    She looks full and delicious.

  14. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
    MRF
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    Robert Redford in his upcoming film, The Kirk Douglas Story.

  15. Patrick Stewart Killing Them Softly Screening
    B&WMnstrel
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    “I didn’t just beat up Larry King, heh heh… I took his clothes”

  16. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant LAX
    joe
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    She has to make it until Jan 1, when the celeb death pool starts anew.

  17. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant LAX
    Schmidtler
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    She’s at LAX, which can mean only one thing – she’s smoked all the cigarettes and drank all the booze in Los Angeles, and has to move on to another town with a fresh supply.

  18. Kourtney Kardashian Butt See Through Pants Daughter Penelope
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    Penelope Kardashian, shown here seeing her Aunt Kim bend over in a bikini.

  19. Prince Charles Jamie Oliver Chickens Carshalton Boys Sports College
    joe
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    Well shit. I taught my boys an entirely different definition of cock fighting.

  20. Prince Charles Jamie Oliver Chickens Carshalton Boys Sports College
    Schmidtler
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    “Well, this is not at all what I expected when I was invited to the boys’ school to look at their cocks”.

  21. Kourtney Kardashian Butt See Through Pants Daughter Penelope
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    Another female Kardashian. She doesn’t stand a chance of being normal. She’ll be famewhoring in16 years.

  22. Emily Blunt Cleavage 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    joe
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    Red Carpet =====II==Walk of shame

  23. Lara Bingle Bikini Topless
    B&WMnstrel
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    Hello! My name is Bingle’s Man-toys! You killed my father! Prepare to die!

  24. Patrick Stewart Killing Them Softly Screening
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    That look on his face suggests. He just “made it so” in a nice piece of ass. Who’s ass? He’ll never tell.

  25. Kourtney Kardashian Butt See Through Pants Daughter Penelope
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    “Don’t worry baby, I won’t let anything happen to you… that grandma wouldn’t approve of.” – In retrospect that was the moment baby Penelope decided to put herself up for adoption.

  26. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples See Through Shirt
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    I love her tight little body and itty bitty breasts. Sexy natural body.

  27. Kourtney Kardashian Butt See Through Pants Daughter Penelope
    Schmidtler
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    She should just toss that baby into the ocean, and hope the dolphins do a better job of raising it.

  28. Russell Simmons With Date Killing Them Softly Screening
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    I see he went an Eastern European escort service this time.

  29. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
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    Your move Minaj

  30. Justin Bieber Dancers Grabbing Crotch
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Are you there, God? It’s me, Justin. I need an extension on that 15 minutes.”

  31. Ethan Hawke Peace Sign 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
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    Very talented actor.

  32. Prince Charles Jamie Oliver Chickens Carshalton Boys Sports College
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    “Hmmpph. If you really want to impress me you’ll get the kid on crutches to round them up for dinner.”

  33. Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini
    Schmidtler
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    Are there any skanky whores left in Russia?

  34. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
    Sheppy
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    Wow. That’s like, not photoshopped or anything. That’s real isn’t it?
    Just… wow :/

  35. Patrick Stewart Killing Them Softly Screening
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    He’s reading every man’s mind in a one mile radius. So far, it’s all tits.

  36. Russell Simmons With Date Killing Them Softly Screening
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    Cut to three hours later, when mid-blowjob, he’s still admiring the jacket lining.

  37. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
    ThisWillHurt
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    You went with “Blac Chyna?” Well, when the Chinese inevitably rob America of its control of the world, that’s one more thing we’ll have to answer to. I hope you and your Kardashian Ass are happy!

  38. Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini
    Sheppy
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    Assless.
    Disapointed.

  39. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
    cuddles
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    Who the hell goes into a plastic surgeon’s office and says, “Make me look more like Charlton Heston’s corpse.” Apparently Robert Redford.

  40. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
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    Didn’t know that Thulsa Doom had a daughter.

  41. Emily Blunt Cleavage 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    Animal
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    Who knew she did such a great impersonation of Chloe Sevigny?

  42. Keanu Reeves Drunk Stumbling Through LAX
    RobN
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    Imaginary suitcase.

  43. Antonio Banderas Wearing Female Clogs LAX
    RobN
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    I think this is the outfit they give you in jail when they catch you running around naked and high.

  44. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
    RobN
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    What’s it supposed to be?

  45. Gerard Butler Balcony
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    HARRRRRRRRRRRUCH…Ptooey!

  46. Prince Charles Jamie Oliver Chickens Carshalton Boys Sports College
    CK
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    “I’ve seen many cocks in my days…”

  47. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    uj
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    The title should be “Miami around K Kardashian” not “K Kardashian in Miami”.

  48. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
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    “And as long as I keep my face EXACTLY like this…barely any wrinkles!”

  49. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
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    Now he really WOULD have to pay a million dollars to sleep with a chick!

  50. Patrick Stewart Killing Them Softly Screening
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    “I’m so happy NOT to be at a Star Trek convention.”

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