Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where a new Drunk Keanu meme has the potential to unseat the once unchallenged reign of Sad Keanu. Geeks, to your photoshops! And in the name of old-as-shit references, we’ve also got Patrick Stewart looking like the cat who ate your lady’s pussy the canary, as well as Russell Simmons kicking the tires before another test drive. Finally, there is now something called Blac Chyna and it is upon us.
Hide yo kids,
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Ashley Simpson finally reignited her “career” as a backup dancer to the most talentless androgynous assclown to be pushed into fame this decade. It has a certain irony.
Jump!
“Hey you! How about I show you this torn up vagina?”
Some planner just learned not to sit him next to a heater vent.
Wow. Here is a true contender for the title of Assiest of All.
Keanu had to learn the hard way. Unlike in the Matrix, at the airport boasting about taking out 50 agents in one fight will always end in a guard putting on rubber gloves and you walking gently for the next hour.
Can anymore lines form on his face?
Does she have a sex tape yet?
When are we going to see him doing commercials with Walt Frazier and Keith Hernandez?
Johnny Carson is alive and well……..and looking British!
Wardrobe swears those clothes were all white when they put them on her.
I say! These chicken’s walk like that crippled fellow I just saw with the braces.
I don’t know where he learned his technique at, but I give it an “A+”.
In every picture there is George Wendt…….
Looks a tad more like Warren Beatty let himself go.
Yeah, I’m surprised someone is taking your picture too.
Antonio quickly stashed his lingerie and dress in his backpack only realizing too late that he forgot to put on his sneakers.
In every picture there is Bryant Gumbel……
Poor thing is frightened. I knew they should’ve waited before telling her who her father and uncles are.
Although, Uncle Yeezy has a nice ring to it.
Gutterball!
THIS. IS. FOUR SEASONS!
Every once in a while we get a tasty preggo chick with massive swollen tits. Then she goes and ruins it by going full retard on the posing.
She may look a little retarded, but those titties ain’t retarded!
indeed
I love that we live in a country where women are free to dress like this.
Or guys even ;-)
Or Russell Brand.
I guess there is no connection between hotness and the number of consonants in a last name.
It’s like a Glee tribute to John Travolta. But gayer.
Somebody tell him he’s white. Trying to form a Westside sign will get his ass kicked faster than The Legend of Bagger Vance going to video.
Left….right…..left…..right…..
The California Raisins are making a comeback!
He buys a different one for every occasion.
Again, his daughters must be so proud.
Is that her dad?
To quote: Either her daddy or sugar daddy.
That what I want for Xmas………
Help! The sweat’s running in to my keyboard.
Even John Hamm would see this as a long-distance challenge
That’s the type of grin that suggests he just fucked her six ways from Sunday all over his ready-room
Don’t worry mom, I’ve got our backs in case Suri shows up looking for souls.
I had the same expression at my first colonoscopy..
He just put the “Captain’s Log” in his “Star date” in the toilets. Just look at that smile – totally proof. Plus she clearly misbuttoned that blouse on her way out.
I’m sorry, but when you’re in the toilets, “Captain’s Log” does not refer to a penis.
Lulz.
Between the somewhat mannish face and the sub-A cups, I’m beginning to wonder if it makes me gay that I want to bang this chick.
Jamie: It’s actually the hen that’s in charge. She’s his mother.
Charles: Hold my coat.
Ethan, how many years since you’ve been in a movie?
A college teaching a sport that involves boys and chickens, while two older men watch . . . is Jerry Sandusky an Emeritus Professor there?
You be a fine lookin white woman, I’ll take a half dozen just like you…
Gots me a new white ho tonights ! !
“Well, not bad, considering I got you at the Black Friday discount.”
“Just remember: there is no floor…”
Now who looks ridiculous? – a peacock
She’s really hot, but that dress is awful.
We need to get her out of that sucker…post haste!
Reeves to Tower… Requesting permission to land….
Lookit the size of that pudenda gunt.
Show those bingles, baby.
What a useless piece of shit this kkd is.
*kid
could. not. agree. more. Is there ANYONE other than his Mama and prepubescent girls who enjoy his ‘singing’? I think not.
Well…HE does. Right?
yes. like I said, prepubescent girl. lol.