The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.27.12

November 27th, 2012 // 367 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where a new Drunk Keanu meme has the potential to unseat the once unchallenged reign of Sad Keanu. Geeks, to your photoshops! And in the name of old-as-shit references, we’ve also got Patrick Stewart looking like the cat who ate your lady’s pussy the canary, as well as Russell Simmons kicking the tires before another test drive. Finally, there is now something called Blac Chyna and it is upon us.

Hide yo kids,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Justin Bieber Dancers Grabbing Crotch
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    Ashley Simpson finally reignited her “career” as a backup dancer to the most talentless androgynous assclown to be pushed into fame this decade. It has a certain irony.

  2. Gerard Butler Balcony
    BP
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    Jump!

  3. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant LAX
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    “Hey you! How about I show you this torn up vagina?”

  4. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
    EricLr
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    Some planner just learned not to sit him next to a heater vent.

  5. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
    Cock Dr
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    Wow. Here is a true contender for the title of Assiest of All.

  6. Keanu Reeves Drunk Stumbling Through LAX
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Keanu had to learn the hard way. Unlike in the Matrix, at the airport boasting about taking out 50 agents in one fight will always end in a guard putting on rubber gloves and you walking gently for the next hour.

  7. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
    BP
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    Can anymore lines form on his face?

  8. Kourtney Kardashian Butt See Through Pants Daughter Penelope
    EricLr
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    Does she have a sex tape yet?

  9. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
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    When are we going to see him doing commercials with Walt Frazier and Keith Hernandez?

  10. Patrick Stewart Killing Them Softly Screening
    BP
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    Johnny Carson is alive and well……..and looking British!

  11. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples See Through Shirt
    EricLr
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    Wardrobe swears those clothes were all white when they put them on her.

  12. Prince Charles Jamie Oliver Chickens Carshalton Boys Sports College
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    I say! These chicken’s walk like that crippled fellow I just saw with the braces.

  13. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t know where he learned his technique at, but I give it an “A+”.

  14. Patrick Stewart Killing Them Softly Screening
    BP
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    In every picture there is George Wendt…….

  15. Ethan Hawke Peace Sign 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    EricLr
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    Yeah, I’m surprised someone is taking your picture too.

  16. Antonio Banderas Wearing Female Clogs LAX
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    Antonio quickly stashed his lingerie and dress in his backpack only realizing too late that he forgot to put on his sneakers.

  17. Ethan Hawke Peace Sign 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    BP
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    In every picture there is Bryant Gumbel……

  18. Kourtney Kardashian Butt See Through Pants Daughter Penelope
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Poor thing is frightened. I knew they should’ve waited before telling her who her father and uncles are.

    Although, Uncle Yeezy has a nice ring to it.

  19. Keanu Reeves Drunk Stumbling Through LAX
    B&WMnstrel
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    Gutterball!

  20. Gerard Butler Balcony
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    THIS. IS. FOUR SEASONS!

  21. Lara Stone Cleavage 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
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    Every once in a while we get a tasty preggo chick with massive swollen tits. Then she goes and ruins it by going full retard on the posing.

  22. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples See Through Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    I love that we live in a country where women are free to dress like this.

  23. Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I guess there is no connection between hotness and the number of consonants in a last name.

  24. Justin Bieber Dancers Grabbing Crotch
    B&WMnstrel
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    It’s like a Glee tribute to John Travolta. But gayer.

  25. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Somebody tell him he’s white. Trying to form a Westside sign will get his ass kicked faster than The Legend of Bagger Vance going to video.

  26. Keanu Reeves Drunk Stumbling Through LAX
    Contusion
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    Left….right…..left…..right…..

  27. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
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    The California Raisins are making a comeback!

  28. Russell Simmons With Date Killing Them Softly Screening
    Cock Dr
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    He buys a different one for every occasion.

  29. Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Is that her dad?

  30. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples See Through Shirt
    BP
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    That what I want for Xmas………

  31. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant LAX
    B&WMnstrel
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    Help! The sweat’s running in to my keyboard.

  32. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
    Brit
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    Even John Hamm would see this as a long-distance challenge

  33. Patrick Stewart Killing Them Softly Screening
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    That’s the type of grin that suggests he just fucked her six ways from Sunday all over his ready-room

  34. Kourtney Kardashian Butt See Through Pants Daughter Penelope
    Brit
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    Don’t worry mom, I’ve got our backs in case Suri shows up looking for souls.

  35. Gerard Butler Balcony
    Smapdi
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    I had the same expression at my first colonoscopy..

  36. Patrick Stewart Killing Them Softly Screening
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    He just put the “Captain’s Log” in his “Star date” in the toilets. Just look at that smile – totally proof. Plus she clearly misbuttoned that blouse on her way out.

  37. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples See Through Shirt
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    Between the somewhat mannish face and the sub-A cups, I’m beginning to wonder if it makes me gay that I want to bang this chick.

  38. Prince Charles Jamie Oliver Chickens Carshalton Boys Sports College
    B&WMnstrel
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    Jamie: It’s actually the hen that’s in charge. She’s his mother.
    Charles: Hold my coat.

  39. Ethan Hawke Peace Sign 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
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    Ethan, how many years since you’ve been in a movie?

  40. Prince Charles Jamie Oliver Chickens Carshalton Boys Sports College
    Smapdi
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    A college teaching a sport that involves boys and chickens, while two older men watch . . . is Jerry Sandusky an Emeritus Professor there?

  41. Russell Simmons With Date Killing Them Softly Screening
    BP
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    You be a fine lookin white woman, I’ll take a half dozen just like you…

  42. Russell Simmons With Date Killing Them Softly Screening
    Dangles the Wonder Mule
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    Gots me a new white ho tonights ! !

  43. Russell Simmons With Date Killing Them Softly Screening
    Smapdi
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    “Well, not bad, considering I got you at the Black Friday discount.”

  44. Keanu Reeves Drunk Stumbling Through LAX
    drunk at noon
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    “Just remember: there is no floor…”

  45. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
    B&WMnstrel
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    Now who looks ridiculous? – a peacock

  46. Emily Blunt Cleavage 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
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    She’s really hot, but that dress is awful.

  47. Keanu Reeves Drunk Stumbling Through LAX
    missglitterarty
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    Reeves to Tower… Requesting permission to land….

  48. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    Lookit the size of that pudenda gunt.

  49. Lara Bingle Bikini Topless
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    Show those bingles, baby.

  50. Justin Bieber Dancers Grabbing Crotch
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    What a useless piece of shit this kkd is.

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