The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.26.13

November 26th, 2013 // 351 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which will probably be the last one until after Thanksgiving, so here’s my advice for dealing with your bullshit extended family on Native American Genocide Day. Anytime your uncle says “Obama” or “Obamacare,” you take a shot or chug the closest alcohol to you. (Yes, mouthwash and your aunt’s Gin & Fanta are both completely acceptable.) Anytime your grandfather starts a sentence with “Well, on Fox News they said,” you’re allowed to smash the porcelain gravy boat and stab him in the neck. Finally, if anyone brings up Breaking Bad, you immediately praise it as Jesus’ gift unto television and compare it to The Wire and/or The Sopranos. Or you could just bypass the whole meal and go shopping, because fuck retail employees. They aren’t even real people, amirite corporate America?!

Ok, holiday rant complete. Time for some links, let me see what I’ve got here. There’s the usual butts, blah blah, Ashley Greene dying in the street, yadda yadda The Pope‘s epic battle with Satan and HOLY SHIT, Aaron Carter‘s just making out with fans in the front row now.

That should hold you guys over,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Taryn Manning Dyed Blonde Hair 41st International Emmy Awards
    cory
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    Dude does not look like a lady.

  2. Ben Affleck Pissed Off Look Playing With Daughter
    JimBB
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    ANGRY AFFLECK SMASH!!!!

  3. Ashley Greene Bloody Face Makeup Burying The Ex Set
    famesandwich
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    Fire, now this? Her insurance premiums must be off the charts!!

  4. Ben Affleck Pissed Off Look Playing With Daughter
    Leylapants
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    Tired, unshaved, miserable, aged, questioning what he´s done with his life and why he´s sitting in a friggin sewing studio surrounded by kids…yeah, he´s married alright lol

  5. Lady Gaga Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Chateau Marmont
    Natty Ice
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    Aww, man! All I got from Brittney’s garage sale was a bunch of old Happy Meal toys!!

  6. David Duchovny Signing Young Girls Back LAX
    Scully
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    What is he doing to Punky Brewster?

  7. Pope Francis Vladimir Putin
    JungleRed
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    “Is that what I think it is?”
    Yes.
    “You’ve had the grail all along?”
    In this very drawer.
    “Frankly, I’m a little underwhelmed. I though it would be bigger. And more bejeweled.”
    Frankly, I was expecting your face to melt.

  8. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
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    Unnecessary Zoom!

  9. Pope Francis Vladimir Putin
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    “Yes, I put my soul in here, but now I can’t find it…”

  10. Busy Philipps Full Shopping Cart
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    I feel sorry for the bananas.

  11. Pope Francis Vladimir Putin
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    “So, this is the skull and shinbones of St Peter himself? And I can have these right? Everyone heard, he said I can have these…you all heard it!”

  12. Nicollette Sheridan Having Makeup Applied The Christmas Spirit Premiere Empire State Building
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    “Bob, she’s got too MUCH forehead now…roll it back down a little”

  13. Jon Voight Grabbing Alexandra Fructuoso Wrist Children At Heart Gala Dinner And Celebrity Fantasy Auction
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    “Children of Chernobyl”? Is that a charity event, or a new B grade horror movie?

  14. Leilani Dowding Sports Bra Yoga Pants Equestrian Lift Blake Dahlgren
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    Blake’s not letting ANYONE get raptured without him.

  15. Chris ODowd Crotch Grab 41st International Emmy Awards
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    Dude, I get it. My wiener is confused by those Sarah Silverman pictures too.

  16. Coco Butt Spandex Dress Instagram
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    Every time she moves that thing, it slows the Earth’s rotation.

  17. Taryn Manning Dyed Blonde Hair 41st International Emmy Awards
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    Looks like one of those broken Barbie dolls from Toy Story…

  18. Prince Charles Dame Edna Royal Variety Performance
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    From Wiki: Zahia Dehar (born 25 February 1992) is an Algerian lingerie designer and a former prostitute best known for her role in an underage prostitution scandal.

    Yup, completely believe it.

  19. Zahia Dehar Butt Tight Skirt Fashion And Music Salute To Nelson Mandela
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    From Wiki: Zahia Dehar (born 25 February 1992) is an Algerian lingerie designer and a former prostitute best known for her role in an underage prostitution scandal.

    Yup, completely believe it.

  20. Lady Gaga Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Chateau Marmont
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    forget her. she’s finished.

  21. Jon Voight Grabbing Alexandra Fructuoso Wrist Children At Heart Gala Dinner And Celebrity Fantasy Auction
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    No wonder Angie divorced him. He’s not “Daddy” material.

  22. Sean Bean Drunk 41st International Emmy Awards
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    WTF happened to his face now?

  23. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants
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    Three thumbs up. Her ass.

  24. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Saban Community Clinic 37th Annual Dinner Gala
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    She’s correct. Those are her mother’s boobs.

  25. Chris ODowd Crotch Grab 41st International Emmy Awards
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    This is the face he makes wanking.

  26. Zahia Dehar Butt Tight Skirt Fashion And Music Salute To Nelson Mandela
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    Holy shit. Silvio is one this one.

  27. Coco Butt Spandex Dress Instagram
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    I just cannot keep up with this type of graft. Give it a rest Coconut butt implants.

  28. Taryn Manning Dyed Blonde Hair 41st International Emmy Awards
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    The future is “plexiglass.”

  29. Micaela Reis Clevage 41st International Emmy Awards
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    And I’m a really really nice person.

  30. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
    whatever
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    she is dreaming she is white, she always whitewashes herself before she puts out those selfies, I didn’t know ”brown-off” was the newest effect in Photoshop, she only uses that one

  31. Taryn Manning Dyed Blonde Hair 41st International Emmy Awards
    cutthecrap
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    Go home Tina Fey, you’re drunk

  32. Prince Charles Dame Edna Royal Variety Performance
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    “Shall we dance ?”

  33. Aaron Carter Making Out With Fan In Front Row
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    Inadvertant stage dive.

  34. Nicollette Sheridan Having Makeup Applied The Christmas Spirit Premiere Empire State Building
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    Looks better in this pic than on HD tv.

  35. Jon Voight Grabbing Alexandra Fructuoso Wrist Children At Heart Gala Dinner And Celebrity Fantasy Auction
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    Looks more like Christopher Walken every day.

  36. Ben Affleck Pissed Off Look Playing With Daughter
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    “Hang on a second honey. I’ve got some Bat-business to take care of!”

  37. Lady Gaga Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Chateau Marmont
    snide
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    i bet that suit smells like the Goofy suit at DIsneyland after a 100 degree day

  38. Coco Butt Spandex Dress Instagram
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    OH YEAAHH!!

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