The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.26.13

November 26th, 2013 // 351 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which will probably be the last one until after Thanksgiving, so here’s my advice for dealing with your bullshit extended family on Native American Genocide Day. Anytime your uncle says “Obama” or “Obamacare,” you take a shot or chug the closest alcohol to you. (Yes, mouthwash and your aunt’s Gin & Fanta are both completely acceptable.) Anytime your grandfather starts a sentence with “Well, on Fox News they said,” you’re allowed to smash the porcelain gravy boat and stab him in the neck. Finally, if anyone brings up Breaking Bad, you immediately praise it as Jesus’ gift unto television and compare it to The Wire and/or The Sopranos. Or you could just bypass the whole meal and go shopping, because fuck retail employees. They aren’t even real people, amirite corporate America?!

Ok, holiday rant complete. Time for some links, let me see what I’ve got here. There’s the usual butts, blah blah, Ashley Greene dying in the street, yadda yadda The Pope‘s epic battle with Satan and HOLY SHIT, Aaron Carter‘s just making out with fans in the front row now.

That should hold you guys over,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants
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    The prettiest Sasquatch in town.

  2. Ben Affleck Pissed Off Look Playing With Daughter
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    Seriously leave the guy alone with his kids.

  3. Taryn Manning Dyed Blonde Hair 41st International Emmy Awards
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    Manning. Rhymes with Channing.

  4. Lady Gaga Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Chateau Marmont
    Flatliner
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    Like a rhinestone hermboy
    Riding out like a whore in a star-studded suit she wore
    Like a rhinestone hermboy
    Getting cards and letters from little monsters I never wanna know
    And hood rats coming out to bone

  5. Jay

    Wow, Sarah Silverman actually looks better than Dame Edna for a change!! Sarah looks good in black. Must be uncomfortable having her baby girls all squished up like that.

  6. Leilani Dowding Sports Bra Yoga Pants Equestrian Lift Blake Dahlgren
    fred
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    “Leilani Dowding, Blake Dahlgren and Sarah Jessica Parker in Sun Valley, CA. (November 7, 2013).”

    Fixed it.

  7. Aaron Carter Making Out With Fan In Front Row
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    Row 1 seat 12. Free peanuts. Sucked outta Aaron Carters teeth.

  8. Prince Charles Dame Edna Royal Variety Performance
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    Wanna fuck?

  9. Pope Francis Vladimir Putin
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    “But I drink Vodka with my wafers, not wine”.

  10. Ben Affleck Pissed Off Look Playing With Daughter
    Smapdi
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    “Batman vs. the Asymmetrical Hemline” coming soon to a theater near you. Seriously though, props to the guy for doing something he obviously has no interest in for the sake of making his daughter happy. Daddy points!

  11. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants
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    = KarKRASHian

  12. Busy Philipps Full Shopping Cart
    Doctor_Joystick
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    I think the real message here is, aim low.

  13. Anthony Weiner Fingerless Gloves The River Fund New York Food Pantry
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    “Hey you! Show this homeless woman my new “Cockbooth” app”.

  14. David Duchovny Signing Young Girls Back LAX
    The Pope
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    So “Californication” and “Punky Brewster” took place in the same universe this whole time?

  15. Anthony Weiner Fingerless Gloves The River Fund New York Food Pantry
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    “Stand over here and wait for a text of my instructions.”

  16. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Saban Community Clinic 37th Annual Dinner Gala
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    Dick Butkis wants his shoulders back.

  17. Chris ODowd Crotch Grab 41st International Emmy Awards
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    Cock-eyed?!?

  18. Prince Charles Dame Edna Royal Variety Performance
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    “What the hell is a purple waffle?!?”

  19. Coco Butt Spandex Dress Instagram
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    The only way I’d reincarnate as an anal fissure.

  20. Anthony Weiner Fingerless Gloves The River Fund New York Food Pantry
    Tiggles
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    “Nevermind the food, ma’am, over there is a supply of free iPads that I brought in myself. Each one of them has textPlus, TextFree, TextNow, Textie, TigerText already installed.”

  21. Taryn Manning Dyed Blonde Hair 41st International Emmy Awards
    Steve
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    She is so disgusting. White Trash at its finest. I hate when she guest stars on Hawaii Five-O with her drunken lisp.

  22. Taryn Manning Dyed Blonde Hair 41st International Emmy Awards
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    THAT’s what happened to Baby Jane

  23. Micaela Reis Clevage 41st International Emmy Awards
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    Those are Salma-like

  24. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Saban Community Clinic 37th Annual Dinner Gala
    The Pope
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    When did Rhea Perlman get implants?

  25. Victoria Silvstedt Butt Bikini
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    Still bringing the canned ham heat.

  26. Taryn Manning Dyed Blonde Hair 41st International Emmy Awards
    The Pope
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    Side hooter!

  27. Idris Elba Naomie Harris Mandela Long Walk To Freedom VIP Screening
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    “You. You right there. You know I fucked her, right?”

  28. Coco Butt Spandex Dress Instagram
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    If her ass were half the size it is, then yeah, hot

  29. David Duchovny Signing Young Girls Back LAX
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    “She’ll do.”

  30. Pope Francis Vladimir Putin
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    “No, you no know-a how to sing, Vlad. From-a the diaphragm, like-a this – watch me!”

  31. Nicollette Sheridan Having Makeup Applied The Christmas Spirit Premiere Empire State Building
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    “This should reboot the positronic network. We should wait a minute and see if she talks, or just wets herself again.”

  32. Joe Manganiello Short Hair
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    “Hmm. ‘Colt Video: A Retrospective’. NICE! THANKS, MAN!”

  33. Chris ODowd Crotch Grab 41st International Emmy Awards
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    Chris O’Down.

  34. Prince Charles Dame Edna Royal Variety Performance
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    “You were simply smashing in ‘Are You Being Served?’! Why don’t you folks make more of them anymore?”

  35. Coco Butt Spandex Dress Instagram
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    Unsharp Mask is not her friend.

  36. Coco Butt Spandex Dress Instagram
    Truk
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    I can’t wait to see what she looks like at 60

  37. Anthony Weiner Fingerless Gloves The River Fund New York Food Pantry
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    Good to see they’re practicing safe sex. There’s a glove on the wiener.

  38. Prince Charles Dame Edna Royal Variety Performance
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    Said at same time: “You’re still alive? Jinx…you owe me a Coke!”

  39. Ben Affleck Pissed Off Look Playing With Daughter
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    “I’ve made a HORRIBLE mistake.”

  40. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
    Robb7
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    Sick of this pathetic pig.

  41. Lady Gaga Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Chateau Marmont
    Robb7
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    She’s got a good ass…that’s it.

  42. Pope Francis Vladimir Putin
    journalschism
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    “Really? Well, did you know people who talk too much fit nicely into boxes like these?”

  43. Prince Charles Dame Edna Royal Variety Performance
    urbanspaceman
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    When was Dame Edna funny? I must have missed it.

  44. Prince Charles Dame Edna Royal Variety Performance
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    Its nice to see Charles speaking to Camilla.

  45. Coco Butt Spandex Dress Instagram
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    Ice-T better pray she doesn’t have a blowout.

  46. Ben Affleck Pissed Off Look Playing With Daughter
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    “When do I start getting the Batman pussy?”

  47. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants
    Robb7
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    Enough with these kunts!

  48. Chris ODowd Crotch Grab 41st International Emmy Awards
    caley
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    No comment needed: Chris O’Dowd is simply the best.

  49. David Duchovny Signing Young Girls Back LAX
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    Careful young lady David is the grand-champion in the masturbation jerk and pull.

  50. Lady Gaga Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Chateau Marmont
    Kryspy
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    Butter-face

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